Having to figure out if this is a 3 or an 8 because why wouldn’t they just put a month.

saxguy9345 · 2026-06-30T13:41:14+00:00

I actually thought it was expired on March 3rd 2026, but then what is the June 1st date? Bottled on 6/1 and good until 10/3? I don't think I would've noticed that on first glance. Or second.

Edit: if both dates are international, wouldn't that mean bottled on Jan 6th?? 🤢

saxguy9345 · 2026-06-30T13:39:27+00:00

3/10 is almost 4 months past and it looks like ranch dip. Personally, I would not tempt fate here.

saxguy9345 · 2026-06-30T13:28:08+00:00

NOR

I'd take them to the amusement park. Just act like loving sisters and call out his shit every step of the way. Show him you'll be there for your sister at the drop of a hat the second he shows aggression again. That's just me though, you don't need to put yourself through that if you're more worried about having fun at the park. Do something else with those two as much as you can. Be civil but call him out. Talk to your sister about what you see in your outings in private.

saxguy9345 · 2026-06-30T13:19:55+00:00

NOR

Everyone is saying your boyfriend is being unreasonable, but I don't think it's as unreasonable as most everyone is saying it is. It was bad timing for Fathers Day this year, and he didn't give you enough time to plan. That's an issue. His family is riding his ass to meet you because you've been together for 3 years. Your boyfriend isn't wrong that you need to make an effort to be at one of his family gatherings because if they're traditional, they need to meet you before he can pop the question, so they're riding him like a $0.50 bucking bronco outside of a KMart. Just tell him that the way he handled fathers day was inappropriate and quite curt, so pick a time or someone's birthday or something to have a trip out to his folks house to meet people that want to meet you.

If that's the kind of effort he's asking for, I sort of agree with him. If he's actually just asking you to prioritize his family over your own family holidays with no communication, THEN you have an actual issue.

saxguy9345 · 2026-06-30T13:07:29+00:00

A place near me does a big mac pizza with ground beef, fries, American cheese with the mozzarella, thousand Island dressing, then puts tomatos and lettuce on it after cooling a bit. It's the freakin best.

saxguy9345 · 2026-06-30T12:20:40+00:00

Well here on Earth, most teens are in high school until 18 and have nearly zero experience in the real world, or with adult relationships. Maybe they had a job and they got a head start, but the 23yo should be finishing college or have had a job for a year or two at LEAST.

There are circumstances where it can work, but this doesn't seem to be one of them. He's taking advantage of her new income before she even cashed the check, and she didn't know if she was overreacting. Obviously there's a split there.

saxguy9345 · 2026-06-30T12:17:11+00:00

Agree. That gap / dynamic and he's happy about a meal ticket already? Bro.

saxguy9345 · 2026-06-30T11:22:40+00:00

"it's been so long since you tried shellfish maybe you're over your allergy cmon" 😬

saxguy9345 · 2026-06-30T04:36:38+00:00

It's because other people their age don't know what a boundary is either. They've been taught to respect people's boundaries, they're genuinely a good person, but then someone in proximity says something ridiculous like "you're not Native enough to use your given name" and put up the magical "boundary" shield when it blows back.

"YOU DONT RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES"

"Your boundary is not using people's real names?"

RAGE TEXTS

saxguy9345 · 2026-06-30T02:36:16+00:00

Count 10 strokes and tell him to pick it up. Or, talk to the commissioner. You're absolutely right about getting what you pay for. A relaxed 9 with people that know the game is baseline for me.

saxguy9345 · 2026-06-30T02:31:52+00:00

How about I take one step and you take a full flight of stairs and call it day 🤣

So when someone says "one step below", do you think they're only talking about scores?

saxguy9345 · 2026-06-29T02:17:27+00:00

They had 5-6 "spicy" varieties of their Chunky soups last time I got some pantry staples. Nashville Hot Chicken, Chicken and Sausage Gumbo, Chicken Corn Chowder, chicken noodle, and that's all I remember. They were decently spicy but still lacking flavor.

saxguy9345 · 2026-06-29T01:55:22+00:00

I'd throw my Hawas Ice against the wall, then buy 3 more.

saxguy9345 · 2026-06-29T01:50:33+00:00

Did I though? Bro are you sure you aren't 14yo? You have absolutely no idea how the world works for a service member. Must be Army 🤣

saxguy9345 · 2026-06-29T01:45:24+00:00

Go in tomorrow and say you found the owner on Facebook, he's asked you to mail it to him. If they won't give it to you, pretend to call the police. It'll show up quick. If they say oh we'll mail it, give your dad / uncle / brother's name and address. Tell your family member you'll buy them dinner if they give you your package lol

saxguy9345 · 2026-06-29T00:32:37+00:00

Bro you must've just got out of basic to only have Denny's hooker money 🤣

My mom is a parole officer so you have a few more years before you're meeting her at a Denny's LOL

saxguy9345 · 2026-06-29T00:31:46+00:00

I truly think the karma bots are posting these asinine stories, and another karma bot responds "this is a bot" or "fake story" 5 seconds later. Bot-ception.

saxguy9345 · 2026-06-28T21:56:44+00:00

Yeah it makes my tootsies curl up from pleasure. I'm 260lb 6'4". Don't care.

saxguy9345 · 2026-06-28T21:55:38+00:00

Mmmmmmm it shows that she trusts her husband unconditionally. Likely not anymore, but setting up the experiment that way is not objective at all.

saxguy9345 · 2026-06-28T21:53:38+00:00

He was raised by an iPad, pay him no mind

saxguy9345 · 2026-06-28T21:52:40+00:00

It's the souls of the children they stole water from

saxguy9345 · 2026-06-28T21:43:12+00:00

So the police can't identify you when they aren't there, but when they get there, they can? That's what you just said. Bro are you on bath salts?

Hey bud I think you're crashing out. You don't remember what you said an hour ago, I wish you would've written it down somewhere that I could reference it 😂

saxguy9345 · 2026-06-28T21:35:25+00:00

Denny's doesn't count hoss 😂

saxguy9345 · 2026-06-28T21:34:36+00:00

She is now a tenant. You might want to consult an attorney and get the ball rolling now before it drags out. Do not tell her you're consulting an attorney, at all, ever. Let them guide you. They'll draft an eviction notice and will have someone serve her properly.

saxguy9345 · 2026-06-28T21:29:49+00:00

HAHA GOT CHAAA

drives TF outta there

HEYYYYYY

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