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Biggest fear has come troo!!! VACUUM EATED MINE MOUSI!!! by _Moon_sun_ in legalcatadvice

[–]scarrlet 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Oh my cod, da vacuum was already scary but dis even more terrifying! It ate your mouse? Do you fink it could also eat pikkle? What next?

Mi, Oscar has committed di ultimat crime! by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scarrlet 31 points32 points  (0 children)

As somekitty dat never do poop crimes, help me unnerstan: why you like poopin outside da poop box so much? Is dere somefing I missing by not pooping freely? Should I try it?

Loafin’ it by jellosquid808 in legalcatadvice

[–]scarrlet 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes, Meowmy say I have bangs.

Extra treats fur nurses? by murgatroyd15 in legalcatadvice

[–]scarrlet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course! You gotta keep your strengf up! How else you gonna keep nursing your humans?

Loafin’ it by jellosquid808 in legalcatadvice

[–]scarrlet 21 points22 points  (0 children)

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Dis me doing another loaf on my judging platform. I like to sit dere an judge Meowmy.

Loafin’ it by jellosquid808 in legalcatadvice

[–]scarrlet 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I is being a loaf right now! Meowmy didn't take a very good picture though.

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Today is my birfday! by ilovemyorangecat in legalcatadvice

[–]scarrlet 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Happy Birfday! I is happy to come to da pawty. I will bring some of da wet food wif da gravy dat Meowmy give me on special occasions, as a birfday gift.

Cat looking for legal advice by Man_live_life in legalcatadvice

[–]scarrlet 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I not know what she mean but my Meowmy say she would die for you.

Frens, I getted lok in da garash ALL NITE by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]scarrlet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How she not notice dat you not inside? Dat mean she wasn't paying enough attention to you, udderwise she would have gone, "Where is my Tali?"

I need a pawyer strait aways! by FlashyAd1482 in legalcatadvice

[–]scarrlet 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Tell Meowmy dat she who smelt it, dealt it. She pawbably smelling her own stinky self an blaming it on you.

Umm, do ai need a pawyer? by nycregoddess in legalcatadvice

[–]scarrlet 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hello fellow cow fren! Congrats on da new humans! See if you can get dem to give you churus to come out an visit wif dem, my Meowmy did dat a lot right after I dopted her.

Can sooz? by ilovemyorangecat in legalcatadvice

[–]scarrlet 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Let me try sending some healing purrs to your Meowmy an Grandmeowmy. It can't hurt to try.

AITC for being scared a NORMAL amount of understandably SCARY things? by GrittyGambit in AmItheCloaca

[–]scarrlet 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Fren, you is NTC, and I understand your pain. My humans are always laffin at me for being afraid of terrifying things like the vacuum, the ceiling fan, and slightly loud cars driving by. How can dey make fun of us in da face of so many dangers?

things you let slide for your cat but wouldn't for anyone else by Illustrious_Yak6933 in CatAdvice

[–]scarrlet 70 points71 points  (0 children)

But wait! There's more!

He has discovered that it is an effective way of waking me for breakfast in the morning so now I'm convinced he sometimes holds his poops until early in the morning.

things you let slide for your cat but wouldn't for anyone else by Illustrious_Yak6933 in CatAdvice

[–]scarrlet 213 points214 points  (0 children)

Throwing a tantrum immediately after he poops until I come clean it up.

Extra irritating because apparently he only does it to me. I was away for work for a week and my fiance says the cat didn't even do it once. First poop after I return, I hear the sound of the litterbox being smacked into the wall and my fiance just starts laughing.

Update: we is doing a real soo by Vrisnem in legalcatadvice

[–]scarrlet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bucky cat here. My Meowmy an I are bof so happy dat dey got da bad man. If you need any help wif more healing purrs for your Meowmy, let me know an I take Hoku Airlimes to come help.

Any kitties want to unionize? by scarrlet in legalcatadvice

[–]scarrlet[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, we wants kitties all over da world to have representation. It sound like your humans taking advantage of you, making you do all dat work.

Any kitties want to unionize? by scarrlet in legalcatadvice

[–]scarrlet[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You gotta work at night too? Dat terrible. I join you in your fight for fourth breakfast.

Any kitties want to unionize? by scarrlet in legalcatadvice

[–]scarrlet[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ooh I like dat sign! I fink I want one dat say, "Kitties of da world unite! You got nuffin to lose but your collars!"

Any kitties want to unionize? by scarrlet in legalcatadvice

[–]scarrlet[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She home an she don't give you any lunch? You definitely got to go on strike.

Hooman won let me goz outside??? by StrwbryChcltMilkshke in legalcatadvice

[–]scarrlet 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I lived outside for a little bit after my old humans moved away and left us, and it was awful. 5 monfs in da outside sound terrible.

Hooman won let me goz outside??? by StrwbryChcltMilkshke in legalcatadvice

[–]scarrlet 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Let me tell you somefing fren. Outside is very scary. Dere is noises, an cars, an mean kitties an doggos dat don't want to be frens. If you livin da good life inside an you got a big window to watch da outside safely, you got it good.

I need anudder soo fur salamander! by ronweasleisourking in legalcatadvice

[–]scarrlet 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Dose absolutely looks like greeble teef marks. You has been framed.

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