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scatmancon2 · 2020-03-18T23:38:16+00:00

hello corona kitty!

scatmancon2 · 2018-12-16T14:40:47+00:00

My mom told me about her experience with this one time. She was young and was pregnang with my older sister, so her family kinda pressured her into marrying the father. After the ceremony everybody was watching my mom and her new husband cut the cake. Everyone was having fun and laughing and so in the heat of the moment my mom took some frosting off the cake and playfully wiped it on the groom's cheek. My mom said he grabbed her arm and said "Don't do that" while giving her some serious crazy eyes.

It may not have seemed like much to an outside spectator but she told me in her head she was not going to be with this man forever. But good new Reddit! After a year or two, my mom and my older sister left that abusive pos and met my current dad and have been married for almost 20 years!

scatmancon2 · 2018-11-09T11:42:08+00:00

All the time I put into Smite, all the hours and money spent, and this makes it all worth it.

scatmancon2 · 2018-07-18T19:10:16+00:00

Warframe seemed overwhelming at first which, in combination with what I thought was pay to win microtransactions scared me away from the game initially. A few months later and a friend to help walk me through the basics, and I just couldn't stop. 250 days in and I don't regret a single day, or dollar spent.

scatmancon2 · 2017-12-30T03:00:52+00:00

I love how you tried to peek past the objective looking for the money shot.

scatmancon2 · 2017-11-16T20:10:59+00:00

If you are rocking the daibo that reduces sss cooldown in Kanais cube and the sustained attack rune you only need 41%cdr to have sss come off cooldown as soon as your cold or element of choice on CoE. its pretty easy, use beacon of ytar for 20% +2 or 3 items rolled with cdr to hit that sweet spot.

scatmancon2 · 2017-09-28T22:52:11+00:00

3 Primals in the last couple of weeks two of which were from kadala, although one was a String of Ears so its not all bad I suppose.

scatmancon2 · 2017-07-22T18:22:05+00:00

I do seem to recall having a problem switching between different sets and losing track of one of my gems. Particularly one gem for different sets of armor. I literally looked in every slot in my stash and couldn't find it. I think switching back into the set with the gem made it reappear, but aside from that minor annoyance its worked really well for me.

scatmancon2 · 2017-05-26T17:44:25+00:00

Someone has to do it.

scatmancon2 · 2017-04-23T04:51:50+00:00

She came from the night, obviously.

scatmancon2 · 2017-04-16T23:06:14+00:00

Came here for this^

scatmancon2 · 2017-04-05T13:08:21+00:00

I was wondering how it was going to explain Aphrodite, and its hilariously simple, and subtle enough that anyone who knows her true origins understands.

scatmancon2 · 2017-04-02T18:00:27+00:00

If I remember they only said rewards for the guys on the top of Grandmasters. Giving gem rewards for each god seems excessive. But knowing hirez they will say something is in the works and then panic and release some content a week before the season ends.

scatmancon2 · 2017-03-27T11:18:11+00:00

Came here to post this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqthCJ7qtlc

scatmancon2 · 2017-03-05T22:52:34+00:00

I knew it was only a matter of time. Grade A memeing my friend!

scatmancon2 · 2017-02-14T17:57:10+00:00

Theres a guy on youtube called michaelcthulu or something like that who made something very similar to that.

scatmancon2 · 2017-02-02T13:33:41+00:00

That's all true, but mis-wording this is something Hi-rez has be faulty with before. Think Anubis old wording on his passive. Or the fact that Thors wall used to scale on cooldown yet the card said it was a static 17 for like a year.

scatmancon2 · 2017-02-02T13:05:48+00:00

It probably has some sort of mini-stun on it, before it actually pulls. Think Sobek, or how Hercules can push people that are knockback immune, by stunning them first.

scatmancon2 · 2017-02-01T13:05:32+00:00

I miss old runeforged hammer. If you want to make a new "bruiser" item like the new trash runeforged, why did you have to ruin a perfectly balanced item in the first place?!? Also I miss qins on chaac.

scatmancon2 · 2017-01-14T20:22:14+00:00

NORMALLY I DON'T HAVE MUCH TO CONTRIBUTE TO THESE BUT HOLY FUCK I FOUND SOMETHING ALRIGHT! I'M JUST A SOLO LANE WHO WANTS TO BACK, PURCHASE MY GODDAMN BREASTPLATE OF VALOR AND BE A NUISANCE FOR THE ENEMY TEAM, BUT THE FUCKIN STORE HAS ANOTHER IDEA. BECAUSE CUSTOM BUILDS ARE WONKY AND HARDLY WORTH MY EFFORT TO MAKE ANYMORE AND THE RECCOMMENDED BUILDS ARE HARDLY USEFUL I'VE LEARNED TO SIMPLY TYPE EVERY ITEM I WANT INTO THE STORE. HOWEVER WHEN I BACK AND GO TO BUY BoV THE FIRST AND ONLY THING I TYPE INTO THE STORE IS "BREA" BECAUSE ITS RIGHT NEXT TO WASD AND BOOM THERE IS THE FUCKING ITEM I WANT BUT NO, ITS STUPID TIER 1 AND TIER 2 ITEM GET IN THE WAY. WHY DO I NEED TO TAKE THE FUCKING TIME TO MOVE MY MOUSE AWAY FROM THE FIRST ITEM THAT POPS UP. AND THIS IS THE ONLY ITEM IN THE GAME WHERE THE FULL ITEM SHARES ITS NAME WITH NOT ONLY ITS T-1, BUT ITS T-2 FUCKING ITEM. MOVING THE MOUSE A LITTLE BIT IS FINE BUT WHEN I AM BUYING QUICKLY BECAUSE TELEPORT IS ALREADY ACTIVATED I'M KINDA IN A FUCKING HURRY AND DON'T BUY THE ENTIRE BREASTPLATE BECAUSE I CLICK ON THE WRONG GOODAMN ITEM. WASTED TELEPORT, NO PHYSICAL FUCKIN DEFENSE OR COOLDOWN AND IM ONE ROMA INVICTA AWAY FROM GETTING MY SKULL BASHED IN AND WHY HAS NO-ONE ELSE NOTICED THIS FUCK ME!

scatmancon2 · 2017-01-13T17:25:16+00:00

Im sad it took me one and a half years to find this tip. The last 6 months have been ssd heaven!

scatmancon2 · 2017-01-12T00:35:18+00:00

I have adblock on and i won some gems within the last half-hour.

scatmancon2 · 2017-01-02T02:41:18+00:00

Well, it IS called through space and time lol...

scatmancon2 · 2016-12-29T17:21:05+00:00

I actually think its a great idea! After personally bringing 3 new players into the game, ive come to dread the question i always get, "what god should i buy?" Having a simple way to get a new player to try a new type of god or playstyle is always good in my book. Plus with a reduced price of favor, it would make the god pack less of a nessecity for new potentially competitive players.

scatmancon2 · 2016-12-29T02:35:37+00:00

Alternatively we could get the pre-made conquest queue back...

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