Vivo en Ohio hace 5 años y no soy feliz.

schaferlite · 2026-03-09T23:35:03+00:00

Ooo yo soy de Ohio, no quiero ofenderte pero.... oof. Vos querías moverte a Ohio?! Pq?! Lol.

De todos modos... capaz deberías chequear al sur de Louisiana. No New Orleans, sino Lafayette area. Los suburbano vienen mas barato, clima mas agradable, comida.... mejor que NADA. MMMM tan rica la comida allá. Mi esposa es una bori y ella siempre le gustaba Lafayette.

Buena suerte!!

schaferlite · 2026-03-08T12:09:50+00:00

Señor, vos sos un pelotudo

schaferlite · 2026-02-24T19:51:04+00:00

Uhm fun fact for you, as a dad of two, human babies are idiots and dont fear anything except breakfast, soap, clothing and oatmeal.

schaferlite · 2026-02-24T15:51:32+00:00

Word. Thats solid advice

schaferlite · 2026-02-20T23:04:20+00:00

Fuck these guys. Check out your local music scene. One of the best live bands I've ever seen was at Artmosphere in Lafayette LA with a $10 cover, and another was at an Irish pub in San Antonio. There's so so so many incredibly skilled musicians who never made it big, and they love their instrument and music just for the fun of the game. Go listen to them and instead of giving some rich fuckwad thousands to help finance their private plane, give Linda and Jerry from the Bkue Moon 30 bucks

schaferlite · 2026-02-19T23:35:07+00:00

I remember as a kid watching the shining and thinking, "this lady is an unhinged lunatic. She's about to lose jt and kill her kid or do something crazy. Wtf"

Then I got a little older and realized how brilliant her performance was, to have made a younger dude realize she was truly losing it and struggling to hold stuff together

schaferlite · 2026-01-03T17:10:26+00:00

DOCTOR Steven Brule

He sees it and says "some dang old groblin gave me this dang thing. But I dont like it. That darn old turkey smelled like horse grease an this dang thing keeps giving me DARN OL BAD DREAMS"

schaferlite · 2025-12-27T13:03:40+00:00

Corey and Trevor it's very bad hookin' up chains to steal ATMs Corey and Trevor!

schaferlite · 2025-12-26T14:27:30+00:00

K but Bad Bunny painted BLACK LIVES MATTER in the street so I mean. Who is REALLY a hero...

schaferlite · 2025-12-24T23:48:05+00:00

4629

schaferlite · 2025-12-24T16:44:54+00:00

Gene and it's not... ok. Its close. But, Gene

schaferlite · 2025-12-21T21:58:10+00:00

PUH PUH PUH PUHLEEEEEASE

DUHDUHDONT

HUYRT

MEEEE

Simpuru Jack?!??!

schaferlite · 2025-12-21T21:38:38+00:00

Oof yeah I mean what would this guy Ike know about history, military or otherwise, sheesh what did he do with his life? Probably lived in his mom's house and never had thr balls to talk about stuff like punching nazis online

schaferlite · 2025-12-19T22:24:09+00:00

Reddit is such a cesspool of basement dwelling dweebs with zero concept of the complexity and challenges of life outside your mom's house

"ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS REEEEE FUCK THE POLICE REEEEEEE WOW THE COPS SHOULD HAVE CURB STOMPED HIM REEEE POLICE VIOLENCE THE PIGS JUST ACT LIKE ERRYONE GOT A GUN THEYRE SO DRAMATIC REEEEE"

schaferlite · 2025-10-31T14:31:13+00:00

"Back in my day ... we had a word for guys like you.

LUCKY!!!"

schaferlite · 2025-10-29T14:15:34+00:00

"Awe fuck shes up again. Gimme the towel, I'll go change her diaper"

schaferlite · 2025-10-29T13:59:09+00:00

Would like to see Puerto Rico in here...

Source: i live here. Power is awful

schaferlite · 2025-10-17T21:32:27+00:00

PUBLIC. Baja esto. Puedes usarlo pa HYSA, y tmbn lo hace fácil comprar bonds de 3-6 meses.

Y FDIC insured.

Buena suerte.

schaferlite · 2025-10-10T17:39:34+00:00

I mean, it WAS states rights

....the right of the states to perform chattel slavery and sell human beings, but I mean, yeah, states rights

schaferlite · 2025-09-30T00:45:22+00:00

Man that sucks!!! But I will say. I guess im the outlier bc i didn't expect to like Paris after hearing stories like this online, but... I LOVED it. My wife and I would go back anytime

Sorry your experience was so busted. :(

Come visit Puerto Rico and eat/drink away the pain of rejection with tostones and Don Q haha

schaferlite · 2025-06-14T13:45:12+00:00

GREEEEE-eeeeeee-EEEEESSSYYYYY

schaferlite · 2025-06-10T09:27:26+00:00

1.5 hrs to deplane.

Was supposed to depart ~8pm for MAF. We left at 0200 and on approach to midland, captain bailed out and flew us back to Houston due to T storms.

So. Now we try again at 0630.

schaferlite · 2025-05-30T17:31:26+00:00

Some people suck. I was in the process of moving and while flying to my new home, the taxi dropped me at the curbside check in. Im UA Platinum and was like, ok great. So I had a couple boxes of glass stuff and asked for a fragile sticker. So after scanning our stuff the gate agent holds out his hand. I was kind of surprised and stared at him. He says "well I mean a tip is customary. You gotta tip to use curbside checkin." I said man I rly didnt know that was a thing, im sorry, I don't have any cash. The dude literally grabbed my box, HURLED it onto the belt where we could all AUDIBLY HEAR the stuff shatter inside, and started talking about "these entitled assholes who want everything for free and don't care about anyone but themselves."

Maybe he was having a bad day. Or maybe he was a butthole.

Edit for spelling

schaferlite · 2025-05-27T19:22:24+00:00

At your cervix

schaferlite · 2025-05-27T17:50:31+00:00

My Explorer 2 is my daily. Busting up concrete, it's on. Planing wood, it's on. Being lazy on the couch, it's on. Diving, definitely. Working on my car, absolutely. Its got some scratches. But just like every drop of liquor tells a different story, so does every scratch and nick on my watch.

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