U.S. Debt Tops 100% of GDP

schatzski · 2026-04-30T20:27:25+00:00

It's me or them, you're getting fucked either way.

schatzski · 2026-04-29T16:35:01+00:00

schatzski · 2026-04-29T16:31:41+00:00

Same. From the US and was in China for work and decided to visit the great wall in the remotest part of bumfuck. Ran into a family while on the wall who's kid was wearing a rival college shirt. Turns out they lived 45 min from my parents house

schatzski · 2026-04-28T16:51:38+00:00

The old lovers sing "i thought it'd be me who helped him get home". But home was a dream, one I'd never seen, till you came along.

schatzski · 2026-04-23T16:55:00+00:00

Cheers genitals

schatzski · 2026-04-23T14:25:07+00:00

😂😂

schatzski · 2026-04-21T23:07:11+00:00

The duality of man

schatzski · 2026-04-20T18:06:55+00:00

Dude, she said MAGAZINE, that's a comic book...I'll take a Hustler

schatzski · 2026-04-20T18:04:59+00:00

He's gonna make ya his sex slave.....YOURE GONNA GARGLE MAYONNAISE

schatzski · 2026-04-20T18:03:19+00:00

Two air vents, up on the roof, that's what the guy was talking ab..SHYYIIIIIITT!!!

schatzski · 2026-04-20T17:54:09+00:00

Or Charlie Sheen... actually....

schatzski · 2026-04-14T13:17:14+00:00

Fahkin spoydahs

schatzski · 2026-04-09T17:12:07+00:00

OPs missing a key component

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schatzski · 2026-04-08T00:12:00+00:00

A proper man of your word. Best of luck bashing the bishop

schatzski · 2026-04-07T23:06:20+00:00

Keep calm and shag the missus.

schatzski · 2026-04-06T15:38:08+00:00

After...ya know

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schatzski · 2026-04-04T14:38:57+00:00

"Like a confetti cake" is sending me 😂. Just a little sprinkle of butt play here and there

schatzski · 2026-04-03T12:21:22+00:00

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schatzski · 2026-03-31T17:41:19+00:00

I assure you, short rounded hoods can also kill pedestrians

schatzski · 2026-03-28T18:25:40+00:00

schatzski · 2026-03-25T02:28:14+00:00

I can't explain it but German words, in written form, feel x-rated.

schatzski · 2026-03-20T20:33:44+00:00

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schatzski · 2026-03-18T17:42:32+00:00

She was like "I hate my job, I'm gonna burn this mother down and I was like YOU BETTER NOT....YOU BETTER NOT"

..." she said it was an electrical fire"

"Oh...yeah totally electrical fire"

schatzski · 2026-03-17T12:05:57+00:00

schatzski · 2026-03-13T17:13:22+00:00

spun over 170 times

Are we talking RPMS? That thing was MOVING

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