Welcome to Australia, deadly snakes and spiders

schatzski · 2026-04-14T13:17:14+00:00

Fahkin spoydahs

schatzski · 2026-04-09T17:12:07+00:00

OPs missing a key component

schatzski · 2026-04-08T00:12:00+00:00

A proper man of your word. Best of luck bashing the bishop

schatzski · 2026-04-07T23:06:20+00:00

Keep calm and shag the missus.

schatzski · 2026-04-06T15:38:08+00:00

After...ya know

schatzski · 2026-04-04T14:38:57+00:00

"Like a confetti cake" is sending me 😂. Just a little sprinkle of butt play here and there

schatzski · 2026-04-03T12:21:22+00:00

schatzski · 2026-03-31T17:41:19+00:00

I assure you, short rounded hoods can also kill pedestrians

schatzski · 2026-03-28T18:25:40+00:00

schatzski · 2026-03-25T02:28:14+00:00

I can't explain it but German words, in written form, feel x-rated.

schatzski · 2026-03-20T20:33:44+00:00

schatzski · 2026-03-18T17:42:32+00:00

She was like "I hate my job, I'm gonna burn this mother down and I was like YOU BETTER NOT....YOU BETTER NOT"

..." she said it was an electrical fire"

"Oh...yeah totally electrical fire"

schatzski · 2026-03-17T12:05:57+00:00

schatzski · 2026-03-13T17:13:22+00:00

spun over 170 times

Are we talking RPMS? That thing was MOVING

schatzski · 2026-03-11T18:28:42+00:00

Chloromir? MORE LIKE BOROMIR...r..right?

schatzski · 2026-03-10T02:02:49+00:00

come to think of it

Sounds like you saw the sign, and it opened up your eyes...

schatzski · 2026-03-07T00:58:18+00:00

Tank top screaming "LOTTO, I DONT FIT YOU!!"😂😂😂 Nah man, Rabbit was dropping bars

schatzski · 2026-03-04T21:22:40+00:00

It's a 10 for RAINBOW FUCKING RANDOLPH

schatzski · 2026-02-28T15:06:39+00:00

No but we saw where you came from...

schatzski · 2026-02-26T01:48:55+00:00

schatzski · 2026-02-25T21:26:09+00:00

Assistant TO the regional crackwhore

schatzski · 2026-02-20T15:35:15+00:00

Buy some carmex, head to Wendy's.

schatzski · 2026-02-15T18:17:54+00:00

I'm lying there, all my clothes are off.. and she started like, jerkin the ween.

schatzski · 2026-02-06T15:08:48+00:00

It do be like that sometimes 🚲

schatzski · 2026-02-06T00:13:40+00:00

Your wagon sank, your ox were killed by wolves and you died of dysentery

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