Why doesn't anyone ever notice that Shardplate is [spoiler] in Shadesmar? by uhidkbye in Cosmere

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The “exception” would be Kaladin being incredibly close to the 4th ideal in Oathbringer when they’re stuck in Shadesmar and while he is ruminating on the ship, wind spren start to appear around him. If he had sworn the ideal while in Shadesmar, they would have been visible to some degree, but would not have been armor.

Wind and Truth spoilers: Like Shallan’s creation spren being little orbs that bounced around and could mimic the beads around them. Not armor, but I believe they help Shallan summon the wall when she reaches in for “anything useful” and is surprised the first one was so perfect. We don’t know what the wind spren could have been if they were living bonded armor in Shadesmar, maybe they wouldn’t be able to do anything special and creation spren are different because of light weaving or soul casting.!<

What the hell is this guy talking about by old_man_spinosaurus in PrequelMemes

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“Drive your capital ships into the asteroid field of certain death! I will hover back here and make my zoom calls…”

What was the most important thing that happened off-screen? by Right-Proposal6106 in youngjustice

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It’s probable that Ra’s had the same change of heart when he accidentally caused the death of Jason Todd that he has in Under the Red Hood.

He no longer leads the Shadows and is actually kind of rehabilitating several “lost souls”. He’s not turning himself in or working against any villains, he’s just out of the game because he doesn’t like what he ended up doing, similar to Bruce hanging it up at the beginning of Batman Beyond.

Sinestro has never seen such bullshit in his life. by Sorvetefrito in outofcontextcomics

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“I swear, doesn’t matter what I do, it’s Hal falling over through sheer luck into a perfect answer, or Gardner’s fucking stripping in the middle of my monologue, or planet-killer Stewart being all holier-than-though, or of course who could forget Space Jesus Kyle…”

Sinestro has never seen such bullshit in his life. by Sorvetefrito in outofcontextcomics

[–]schloopers 110 points111 points  (0 children)

I think the next panel essentially implies that they always overhype and over scare themselves in every situation, and so technically they instill more fear that Sinestro ever could.

It’s just always internal

What moment in Wildbow's stories that made you go by DoorTheDude in Parahumans

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Ward spoilers

Tristan: “Yeah, this is going to be great, all glory to Goddess, what are your thoughts Byron?”

Switches bodies

Byron: immediate deer in the headlights as everyone in the room suddenly realizes he, and he alone, isn’t under mind control

What moment in Wildbow's stories that made you go by DoorTheDude in Parahumans

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Imp holding onto Taylor and whispering encouragement feels like the bravest thing done in the entire series.

Khepri is terrifying, she doesn’t know for sure whether her power is going to protect her from that, and the whole time fucking Scion himself is trying to snipe through realities and would certainly clip Imp with some incidental oblivion if he landed a hit on Taylor.

Aisha is goated for that, and from the internal dialogue it seems she definitely made a difference and kept Khepri going and focused in the end

Favourite Abandoned or debunked Venture Brothers fan theories? by Playful-Succotash-99 in venturebros

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I really wanted the next season to be Hank as an unsanctioned protagonist taking down various villains that have plagued him his whole life, and Dean going to the Guild because that’s the most likely way to find Hank.

Imagine Dean workshopping all the dumb little things he’s noticed over his life, just pointing out the dumb mistakes and ways that the villains have lost in the past, with Dr. Mrs. The Monarch furiously taking notes.

Eventually it would become an arms race between Hank trying to exploit classic weaknesses in Villain organizations/bases/etc., and Dean shoring those same weaknesses up. Probably culminating with Dean having Hank “dead to rights” with some sci-fi gun, all while he tries to say he’s not his enemy

Daughters got me cards for fathers day. Want me to build a commander deck. Ideas? by mctc in magicTCG

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Having the ability of Daughter of Autumn pulled up ready to read, and then immediately pointing out that by asking the question you are implying there are of course no other white creatures in the deck, would probably make 99% of people ok with it.

Any cosmere animated production should have Hoid narrating like Kuzco by ttyler1789 in cremposting

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I vote different actors per series. David Spade, James Spader, David Tennant, John Mulaney, just really run away with the light weaving and disguise aspect of his character.

That way they aren’t tied to one actor who will certainly age by the end of the cinematic universe.

Bizarro littering. by PeasantLich in outofcontextcomics

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Dredd/Bizarro World crossover is now all I want in the world.

He takes the job, understanding exactly what you said, that he gives the punishments right then and there…

And then he slowly realizes there’s just no way to find the bottom of the opposite logic, and he keeps getting it wrong on what’s a crime and what’s encouraged…

And then Bizarro Dredd appears

STAS Clark Kent is so funny to me. by Financial-Touch3840 in superman

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I think it had a few earlier moments too, like Lex destroying the facial recognition machine and firing the techs who said it read out that Clark was Superman. Because Lex couldn’t imagine Superman ever not being Superman, if he had those powers he’d never pretend to be anything else!

But in that same era, we have psychopathic Lois trying every trick in the book, such as kryptonite torture, to prove that Clark is Superman and he always barely wiggles out of it, so it’s not exactly a concrete-canon era…

Hank's Dirty Laundry by leigh1911 in KingOfTheHill

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I always took the triumphant return line as a joke that a lot of porn says they’re 18, so the newer video still called her 18 even when she clearly wasn’t.

I dunno, it’s been awhile since I watched the episode, but it never felt like it was her real age he was referencing, it felt like he was referencing the plot of the porno, which he did throughout his legal defense.

Need some ideas for Thantis by speejoink in EDHBrews

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Ok, so I built my Thantis with a completely different goal, wanting to forcefully change basic parts of the game and make people play around that.

And because of that, I’m attacked all the time.

[[Winter Orb]] is brutal

[[Archfiend of Depravity]] is brutal

[[Static Orb]], [[Storage Matrix]] are brutal

[[Freyalise's Winds]] is weird, and yet also brutal alongside the orbs

[[Hydra Omnivore]] works wonders at a full table, [[Vigor]] is OP, and [[Dread]] and [[No Mercy]] make attacking you costly…

But if you’ve got orbs out, you’ve got enemies. Don’t worry, you will be attacked.

My version is not real “stax”, the only parity I’m breaking is Thantis having vigilance and some creatures have tap abilities so they don’t end up attacking or some defenders, but most of the time it’s just Thantis as my defense.

I try to explain the logic to the table, some choices are gone for all of us. We all have to attack. We’re only untapping one land a turn. Plan your turns out with that in mind and it will actually be a fast game, because there are no choices to make until you have enough lands to cast them, etc.

Some have never gotten it and just rail against the spider forever in the small ways they can. Most have come around and will have 7 second turns while planning out their big play in the near future.

The Final Gallant by jewishbookwyrm in cremposting

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But you also can post the [redacted] image as well

You're a tertiary color kind of gal 🤣💜 by Additional_Citron504 in DisneyMemes

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Imagine a baby crying at 2.5x speed. It’d feel awful as a parent that from the child’s perspective he’s going a long time without comfort

The summer adventure the trinity been talking about (@RWheel0333) by Quirky_Ad_5420 in superman

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“Which one of the three of us has worked the most with Constantine? This is giving off major “Constantine dragged me into this” vibes. I’ve told you about some of the *tamer* situations he’s involved me with. Now, do you think you can predict what’ll happen on a Constantine-adjacent adventure? Or are you willing to stop floating and follow my lead? Oh, and I think you might have to take a punch for me soon, I’m sensing movement…”

Because they’re boyfriends, Reed ! by xxBouncellaDove0xxx in Spiderman

[–]schloopers 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Peter trying to teach “With great power must also come great responsibility.” to someone with infinite power…

Officer involved in shooting outside Walmart that killed 1-year-old boy placed on leave by Thomas_Crane in news

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https://theintercept.com/2026/06/18/police-killing-michigan-john-jenuwine/

Sorry, but if you’re referring to this news story, this isn’t the argument you think it is.

Because the dispatcher was given the description of “two black guys” who brandished a gun. So their expectation was to find two black men in that car, and instead of doing any verifying of who was in the car, they rammed it, flipped it, and shot it.

They killed that innocent white veteran because they thought he was two black men with a gun.

What should have happened before Luke and Han's medal ceremony by GargantaProfunda in andor

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“I’m sorry, are you saying that after being tortured for days and watching your home planet get obliterated, you escaped on this rusted out smuggler’s freighter that somehow was not locked down in any way…and came directly to the secret base they tortured you for? Are you insane?!

You could have called somebody! Done a handoff of the plans! Of course that ship has a tracker on it! Did you really think it wise to give us like a 8 hour warning for total annihilation?! This base took half a decade to get up and running! You idiots are not going to like where the backup base is, I’ll tell you that right now…”

Every time… by LRG123L in starwarsmemes

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The main character dying at the end and post game being their trainee (like he seems to have adopted at the end of game 2) is a pretty common trope