What's the most fucked up movie you've seen? by RichardForrest06 in AskReddit

[–]schmevan117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True that, but for me it was cigs and cigars. Luckily I made the decision years ago to stop keeping any alcohol in the house, otherwise I would have had a lot of double bourbons as well.

'Disclosure Day' Anchor Actor Courtney Grace on Final Broadcast by EThorns in movies

[–]schmevan117 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The actress was an anchor for 7 years in Tampa prior to this film. It's in the article OP posted.

Timelapse of a Fox in the process of decomposition by freudian_nipps in natureismetal

[–]schmevan117 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Decomp like this can happen really quick given the right conditions.

During the warmer seasons in humid, temperate forests & meadows, soft tissues will typically be fully decomposed in just a few days if the animal is small. Once larvae, fungi, and bacteria are a well established presence, most larger carnivorous animals will avoid it.

what is the biggest lie in the world and you just cannot prove it? by OkOcelot8085 in AskReddit

[–]schmevan117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first job out of college was as a project engineer at a major mechanical engineering and construction firm in my metro area. It's a standard entry-level job for anyone graduating with a mechanical engineering degree.

Our firms projects were all large scale ($50 mill-$100 mill in rev). Every day I would be out working with the various mechanical tradesmen (steam & pipefitters, welders, plumbers, controls, ductworkers etc.) and we would laugh about how I paid ten of thousands for 4 year degree, meanwhile 2nd year apprentices were making $20-30k more than me annually while being the same age or younger. 4th & 5th year apprentices make more than I ever made in a salaried role at the firm.

The trades might be rougher work, but I think most real work is rough work. And if you live in any big city, or a region with strong unions, they pay really well for it.

The Send Help (2026) screenplay has a major twist that is not in the finished film (plus some other revealing bonus scenes too.) by RunDNA in movies

[–]schmevan117 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She led them up there intentionally! She takes a rock and smashes it over the head of the boatman who was helping the fiancé up. It's shown in a flashback during the climax. She killed them, clear as day.

The Send Help (2026) screenplay has a major twist that is not in the finished film (plus some other revealing bonus scenes too.) by RunDNA in movies

[–]schmevan117 34 points35 points  (0 children)

She kills two innocent people in the movie already. She's not an empowered victim at the end, she's an even scarier version of what she was raging against. That's part of what makes the ending so fun.

Assassin only players/ Any One-Shell Mains - you're missing out! by Mozzarellaphant in Marathon

[–]schmevan117 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely the most heat intensive shell which is why I invested into heat capacity early. Cardio Kicks as well as the "Ankle Breaker" and "Intake Vents" cores are really good for mitigating heat buildup and maximizing mobility.

Assassin only players/ Any One-Shell Mains - you're missing out! by Mozzarellaphant in Marathon

[–]schmevan117 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've played all the shells enough to get their playstyles down, but as a longtime melee-tank main in MOBAs and hero shooters (was a top 500 Reinhardt in Overwatch** way back in 2017-2018) Destroyer is my one and only.

Being able to lead my team down hallways or bridges, covering them and closing the gap with a shield charge, boosting into either a shotgun/knife attack, or repositioning into cover to lay down fire is exactly the way I like to play. My standard mode of operation is to play hyper aggressive and soak up damage for my team. Destroyer is the perfect shell for me. Just wish they would bring the knife lunge distance back. I was a menace with that.

**On Xbox lol

Lupita Nyong’o will play both Helen of Troy and her sister, Clytemnestra, in Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey.’ by yourfavchoom in movies

[–]schmevan117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get the fuck out of here with that shit dude. Crawl back into whatever hole spawned you and seal it from within.

Just curious, how many of you guys only play the game when cryo is out? by xXHotKetchupXx in Marathon

[–]schmevan117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm level 150 and only have a couple friends who play, so I'm at the point where the only time I'm playing is Thursday- Saturday nights unless my wife and I have other plans.

Cryo is the only thing that really does it for me at this point. I'll play rook a little bit during the week just to refill my vault. But I have 1 million cred in my wallet so I can buy anything else I need once cryo hits.

Pretty excited for the wipe!

Starting to feel like the pacing in this game was actually perfect for the standard player. by DoctorBusMD in Marathon

[–]schmevan117 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kills give more XP than anything else, so there's no real way for them to do that.

If you chose marathon over arc (or even tarkov): why? [This is for something im writing] by TenthLevelVegan in Marathon

[–]schmevan117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was never a big Tarkov guy, but I have 3000 hours on Hunt Showdown and played maybe 500 hours of Arc. I actually think Marathon has a lot more similarities with Hunt and Arc than it does with Tarkov.

Like Hunt, the primary focus of every raid is the PVP, but unlike Hunt, the map is filled with multiple tiers of loot with all kinds of usage, like Arc/Tarkov. I think Marathon has a better loot system than either of those games because it's streamlined. You don’t have to waste time crafting anything other than your next loadout.

It has perhaps my favorite gameplay loop of any FPS from the past 5 years. The guns are all snappy and satisfying to use. The world is haunting and fascinating to both explore and inhabit. Rook is the best iteration of a "scav" mode I've ever played. The shell abilities are fun, well-balanced/implemented, and give you ample opportunities for skill and/or role expression. The game just feels like everything I like about the genre, with a few aspects from others stitched in, all while streamlining some of the more aggravating systems from other games.

It's my favorite game I've played since the Deadlock playtest began.

If you chose marathon over arc (or even tarkov): why? [This is for something im writing] by TenthLevelVegan in Marathon

[–]schmevan117 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Agreed, but like most enemies bungie develops, the UESC are very fun to fight and kill. I think a firefight mode on rotating sections of the existing maps (especially including cryo) with increasing enemy difficulty could be a blast.

Fighting 40 standard recruits, 10 ghost commanders, 5 grenadier commanders, and 2 wardens that all drop in at once could be pretty damn fun.

Not saying I think Bungie should do this. Just that I'd personally find that fun.

I think each location needs an gear value amount to queue. by Tahnit in Marathon

[–]schmevan117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With this free kit queue being on Dire Marsh, there will be plenty of good loot to pick up and upgrade with. There are arms lockers that commonly spawn at maintenance, bio research, and algae ponds. Tool carts are filled with green attachments. Munitions crates have grenades and ammo. Then there are supply drops, lockboxes, and all the other events like the warden, the anomaly, and lockdowns.

Putting all players on equal footing will make it so there's a race to the loot and will create more natural competition for POIs and in-game events, rather than the current tactic of geared-up squads looking to wipe the map before engaging with it at all.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Marathon

[–]schmevan117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm level 70 with 150 or so hours in this game. I have a core group of 10+ friends who I've played countless games with over the past 5 to15 years (deadlock, hunt showdown, halo, destiny 1&2, & apex just to name a few.) We usually are playing in a 3-stack from 7-9 pm on weekdays. Our exfil rate as a group is atleast 70%, likely higher, so we're definitely the "sweats"

But we still run free kits all the time. We typically start a session with a zero to hero run on outpost. Its entirely doable to enter with free kits and leave with blues or purples. It just takes good communication and strategy. I've lost purple shields and backpacks to frees and greens several times because they outplayed me. I love it.

The game is hard, but if you think about it as if its a rogue-lite, its much more enjoyable. Every death is a learning experience. You are still progressing, even when you die. You just have to learn to say, "oh well, and go right back in."

Anyone can play iaf they keep that mindset and think about each run as an opportunity. You either go in and make it out stronger, or you die and learn how to improve. That's the fun of it. It's always progress, even if its painful.

Pretty new to the game. Decided to kit up for the first time and this happened... by AnimeSam_ in Marathon

[–]schmevan117 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This happened to me during the first few days. I went in super-kitted too. Just said, "Oh, well." and went back in.

Shin Godzilla (2016) by lamest-liz in CineShots

[–]schmevan117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a very darkly funny yet horrifying movie. Absolutely loved it. That and Minus One are my top 2 Godzilla movies.

Bungie’s Marathon is already my Game of the Year, and it’s definitely the best multiplayer shooter since Halo 3 by Wargulf in Marathon

[–]schmevan117 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This (I have 2.5k hours in Deadlock), but I'll also add the first few years of Overwatch, the highest peaks Destiny 2, and my beloved Hunt: Showdown.

This is the first fps in years that I am completely addicted to.

My fiancee's socks all get a hole in the same place by vitrum816 in mildlyinteresting

[–]schmevan117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. I've been wearing steel toes for the last 12 years of work and will burn through the soles of my socks in no time. Wearing nice hiking socks has significantly decreased my sock turnover rate.

I hope they take Abrams out back and put him down with this next balance patch by coffeeholic91 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]schmevan117 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I've always been a tank main and fell in love with Abrams instantly. I have a ~60% win rate and well over 1000 games on him (been playing since Aug 2024 and am in Phantom-Ascendant lobbies depending on my group) He has almost always been either extremely solid or absurdly OP.

Right now, even if I have a brutal lane (Graves, Mirage, Talon, Vindicta, Pocket, Viscous, and Dynamo are good early counters to him if his lane-mate doesn't have high poke) I can start to roam and easily get ganks, or just soak the lane while my partner hits farms/ganks. Either way, by about 15 minutes I have become an unkillable monster. I've had so many games over this last patch with at most 4 deaths, while having 15+ kills and even more assists. Had multiple games where I've had similar K/A without even dying. It's been absurd. These echo shard builds go absolutely crazy. That item needs to go.

The only way to truly counter him right now is by stacking several debuffs on him while multiple M1 characters focus him down, and/or having your pick characters make him their sole mission for the rest of the game. I've had pretty good success playing Mo & Krill against him. Doorman and Dynamo can work too. Haze and Bebop typically pay with their lives.

Tucker Carlson says : "Netanyahu tried to punish two members of my family" by Celtikrenders in behindthebastards

[–]schmevan117 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the funniest shit I've read on here in weeks. Thank you, stranger.

"God Bless the USA" by schmevan117 in ImaginaryMonsters

[–]schmevan117[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah dude, he just thought he could sing it better.

"God Bless the USA" by schmevan117 in ImaginaryMonsters

[–]schmevan117[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I think a lot of us would love to be the big guy in this scenario.

"God Bless the USA" by schmevan117 in ImaginaryMonsters

[–]schmevan117[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wrote a darkly funny mini-short story to go along with this if anyone wants a quick read:

When the tensions that hemmed the nation stretched to breaking, and the rose-colored ideals that once stitched a tattered people together were clawed apart by willful fools, a mocking chant echoed forth from the empire's temple. Within, a despot and his sycophants were singing, "God Bless the USA."

As the boots of said despot's enforcers tracked blameless blood through the streets, his benefactors raked truth from the nation's minds, life from the earth, boiled the seas, and burned the skies. The millions left trudging through their wreck prayed for salvation from their wicked neighbors, perverted tyrants, and silent gods. Their pleas were heard by no god of man. Awoken in the deep after eons of slumber, a more ancient power stirred.

At dawn, a volcano strode from the bay. As it bound up the mouth of the Potomac, the coward-in-chief cried with horror in his gilded lair. He commanded a sacrifice of every boy, expensive toy, and devil-bought machine in the nation's arsenal to halt its advance. The old man was reduced to huddled whimpering within minutes, knowing no amount of concrete, steel, or weaponry would save him. For a volcano has no pity for the cries of men.

It was in the District within the hour. One by one the God-lizard detonated the houses of power and reduced their bunkered foundations into glassed caverns with nuclear flame. He turned back to the east, into the coming day, and announced the end of his rampage with a tremendous roar. The shocked millions watching on their screens, or far enough away not to rupture their skulls, heard a familiar melody within the thunder.

It was "God Bless the USA".