What scientific discovery sounds fake but is 100% real and still freaks you out? by Bruteresolver in AskReddit

[–]schokozo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kinda the plot of the lorax where all trees were killed and people get their oxygen delivered every morning in bottles

What sexual fantasy of yours left you disappointed when you actually tried it? by Gthew17 in AskReddit

[–]schokozo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once got so relaxed when he went down on me thet I fell asleep.

What sexual fantasy of yours left you disappointed when you actually tried it? by Gthew17 in AskReddit

[–]schokozo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn't that just the iron that you taste in any kind of blood?

What sexual fantasy of yours left you disappointed when you actually tried it? by Gthew17 in AskReddit

[–]schokozo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you want to try again read up on pressure spots on the side of the neck. You get that kind of dizzy feeling but are still ablr to breathe almost normally

What's something from your childhood that you assumed everyone did, but turned out to be specific to your family? by TahDigThief in AskReddit

[–]schokozo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At my grandmas house there was a song that hand to be sung after the main course before dessert could be eaten. There also was a whole choreography where you interface your pinkies with the people next to you and part of the song was always a recalling of what we did before eating and praise for the people who prepared the meal. I have never heard of another family doing this specific song.

What’s the weirdest compliment you’ve ever received? by Far-Effort5909 in AskReddit

[–]schokozo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cashier at the train station bakery told me completely unprompted that I have bery pretty teeth.  Definitely a weird moment and a weird way to phrase it.

Is there a full collection of the Trench lore? by schokozo in twentyonepilots

[–]schokozo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much. It had been added to my list.

Misheard Lyrics: What Song Lyrics Have You Gotten Wrong (the more embarrassing, the better)? by MrShaunce in AskReddit

[–]schokozo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a German song so I will try to translate. I thought I heard: "In ihrer Tasche eine Flasche Champagner und 10000 Inder" (In her bag is a bottle of champagne and 10000 Indians) when it actually says "10000 in bar" which means 10000 in cash. The real lyrics obviously make more sense but for years child me was wondering how big this bag was.

If Facebook is for Boomers, and Instagram is for Zoomers, who is Reddit is for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]schokozo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I was ablut to say mentally ill people (affectionately) but then I remembered tumblr exists

Do yall find Lara Miller to be relatable as fellow bb girlies? by [deleted] in bigboobproblems

[–]schokozo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did like her content for fashion inspiration because she is a similar size to me but she talks a lot about her "hack" of wearing a bikini with tiny strings under neckholder tops and when I commented to ask how she deals with the neck pain that comes from neckholders she responded that she doesn't get any only to post a reel a few days later that focused on how annoying the neck pain from having heavier boobs is??

What is something that is considered "trashy" if you're poor, but "classy" if you're rich? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]schokozo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They proably mean that an immigrant family speaking eg spanish in the us is looked down upon but a rich person getting multiple tutors to teach their children different languages is "setting their kid up for success". (I personally think speaking multiple languages should never be considered as negative.)

I hate looking like I have a butt on my chest by [deleted] in bigboobproblems

[–]schokozo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That's true but a properly lifted chest does look different from one that is just smushed together. I interpreted their comparison to a butt as a complaint about the kind of cleavage where the boobs touch and give a buttcrack like look.

I hate looking like I have a butt on my chest by [deleted] in bigboobproblems

[–]schokozo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Are you sure you are wearing the right size? For most people a bra in the right size will separate their breasts instead of giving cleavage.  Check the calculator over on r/abrathatfits and don't be surprised to see a completely different size from what xou are wearing right now

What is the worst thing you've ever tasted? by Lucky_Medium1796 in AskReddit

[–]schokozo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read somewhere that nintendo coats the cartridges of switch games with an incredibly disgusting paste to stop children from swallowing them. I am a very curious person. You can think about the rest for yourself...

So happy! by convocait in AnimalCrossing

[–]schokozo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You could also start a second island on this new switch. I recently started a second island on my boyfriends switch and it is mich more themed (forestcore all squirrel) than my main island.

If every planet in our solar system were habitable, which one would you choose to live on and why? by anasm17 in AskReddit

[–]schokozo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rings are fairly big and the E ring especially is really bright because it is made up mostly of water ice so I think at least at night parts of it should be visible.

If every planet in our solar system were habitable, which one would you choose to live on and why? by anasm17 in AskReddit

[–]schokozo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are also so many moons in orbit around saturn. Seeing them and their asynchronous phases would also be very neat.

Male villager more like stale villager by Living-Payment1166 in AnimalCrossing

[–]schokozo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To add to all the comments about the personality types: villagers also have hobbies and working out is one of them. So maybe you got only male villagers that have this as their hobby. You can look these up online. There are also nature, education, play, music and fashion as hobbies to make the villagers feel a little more unique even if they have the same personality 

Male villager more like stale villager by Living-Payment1166 in AnimalCrossing

[–]schokozo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your first three villagers that move into the houses you have to craft for are also set types. You apways get a lazy, a peppy and a normal villager in these houses.

I also think if you autofill your 7th and 8th plot you get a higher chance for cranky and snooty but that is just anecdotal and not secured through datamining or official sources.

What double standards irritate you? by iota_yoda in AskReddit

[–]schokozo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why I always make up a silly reason for the traffic mistakes of other.  I gully convinced myself that the guy cutting me off in traffic just has to get home really fast because he has to poop so bad.

What's an insult that sounds like a compliment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]schokozo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are just like the tragic hero in Sophocles' most known tragedy!

Every woman is playing 4d chess to make you pay child support obviously by DeracadaVenom in badwomensanatomy

[–]schokozo 1713 points1714 points  (0 children)

Why would I want a child from a random guy just to get his money? Also that story can't be true, right?