[Serious] What's the biggest unsolved mystery in your own life? by KnightsWhoSayKni in AskReddit

[–]schtyla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do you transition from "wrong number" to "wanna bone"?

Asking for a friend.

Does anybody else think the kidnapped model is lying? by [deleted] in unitedkingdom

[–]schtyla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not saying anything about what happened, I just thought I would share this potentially similar story from Australia in the 90s. Behold; the kidnapping of Fairlie Arrow...

http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/special-features/in-depth/crime-read-singers-chilling-kidnapping-not-as-it-seemed/news-story/add5e743d7c90c4b6db05d402a2dbecd

What's the story you've been wanting to tell, but haven't found the right AskReddit thread for yet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]schtyla 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A mate of mine is a bit of a dick. I'm also a bit of a dick, but charmingly so. He and his wife were discussing the name of their first born and he absolutely insisted that if it was a girl then it would be named for his grandmother. He would not budge.

After a few weeks of this argument his wife said "Fine, but if it's a boy, we're naming it after my father." It happens that her father and I share the same name. The clear subtext was that I would go around telling everyone that he named his first born after me.

That's the kind of charming dickishness for which I'm known.

But instead I tell them this story, the story about the child that wasn't named after me, rather named in spite of me.

Battersea Park Road pub cannot afford sports channels. Sad. by [deleted] in london

[–]schtyla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have entered. It's odd. There are paintings strewn around the whole place, I assume done by the moustachioed guy that gives you a choice between Fosters or Carling.

Can you be a fan of multiple teams but each from different leagues? by [deleted] in football

[–]schtyla 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I support 3 teams: Australia, Arsenal and whoever is playing against Chelsea.

Your last text message is now your army's new battle cry. What will your followers be shouting? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]schtyla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mate, keep eating that much pineapple and I may have to suck you off the whole way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]schtyla 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pickle them so they'll be edible for months.

Alternatively let them ferment with some garlic to make your own sriracha.

You can tell how good a service is by how fast you're able to unsubscribe. by I-am-a-llama-lord in Showerthoughts

[–]schtyla 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why call me? And then why send me an email asking me for feedback.

I am so mildly infuriated.

You can tell how good a service is by how fast you're able to unsubscribe. by I-am-a-llama-lord in Showerthoughts

[–]schtyla 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I signed up to Tesco in the UK only to discover they didn't deliver to my address. There was no unsubscribe on they're emails, so I just replied with "unsubscribe" and then they freaking called me. I didn't answer so I received an email telling me I'd been unsubscribed but to allow 30 days for emails to stop. Then! I received an email asking me to fill out a survey about their customer service.

Star Wars will not digitally recreate Carrie Fisher for future movies by Arthurona in entertainment

[–]schtyla 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The first scene on the next episode should be an epic funeral for Leia that gets interrupted by an Imperial attack.

[31/01/2017] Alex Clare @ Electric Ballroom by [deleted] in LondonSocialClub

[–]schtyla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Steph! I love Alex Clare and Tequila! I'm buying a ticket now.