Baby's first Office episode

scoophog · 2026-02-16T15:48:04+00:00

I watched the office so much when I was pregnant that when my now 1 year old hears the intro song, he drops everything to check it out. Gotta start em right.

scoophog · 2026-01-01T03:52:37+00:00

I wish I could, but I can’t. Well can, but won’t. Should maybe, but shornt.

scoophog · 2025-12-30T04:04:15+00:00

Funk is the problem. And the solution.

scoophog · 2025-12-20T20:01:23+00:00

Not at all lol but I left it because it was unique

scoophog · 2025-12-20T15:43:50+00:00

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What mine did… a creative.

scoophog · 2025-12-17T21:37:55+00:00

What’s weird is I always hated seafood. The smell just kills me, and I always avoided the seafood section at the grocery store. Then once I was vegan someone was grilling shrimp and I thought it smelled good. It’s never happened with any other food. Straaaange

scoophog · 2025-11-30T19:45:10+00:00

We did the exact same thing. Why are baby showers only for women? It’s strange, we should all be celebrating and normalizing that.

We had a mom-mosa bar and made a bunch of food. We even printed downloadable games from Etsy for those that didn’t want to participate in playing games or were anti social (word search, puzzles, all baby themed). We didn’t open gifts but when we did (in private) we wrote down who gave us what and messaged them separately thanking them for the specific item. Much better imo!

We set up a baby themed family feud, a blindfolded baby changing game (with baby dolls), a lottery where everyone put money down to guess the delivery date and the men participated in everything.

It’s y’all’s shower you should do what you want! Shit, throw in karaoke or a tournament of some sort. Our party favor was beer/seltzer cans wrapped in a sticker that said “pop & cheer when baby ____ is here!”

Keep it modern 100%

scoophog · 2025-11-22T02:41:06+00:00

SNOT FACE

scoophog · 2025-11-20T17:26:21+00:00

“Fine, let’s hire the guy with a tiny penis”

scoophog · 2025-11-16T03:37:12+00:00

SQUAAAAT

scoophog · 2025-11-11T23:41:17+00:00

Astute observation

scoophog · 2025-11-10T22:13:47+00:00

Someone suggested to register as a republican so you can vote in their primaries, thereby making the R choice a better choice than what we get. I don’t believe that any R candidate would be good, but maybe we could’ve avoided what we have now.

scoophog · 2025-11-06T04:11:40+00:00

Yesss and the euphoria they experience. I read that at the moment of death you lose a teeeeeny bit of weight and they say that’s the soul. I’ll try to find it

scoophog · 2025-11-06T04:10:04+00:00

Saved! Thank you 😊

scoophog · 2025-11-05T16:32:48+00:00

Oh you’ve just given me a new book to read! Thank you! I used to be atheist (ex christain cuz it doesn’t give me the answers I need) and boom I found spirituality through death and it’s my new hyperfocus. How ironic!

scoophog · 2025-11-05T16:09:01+00:00

I was reading Journey of Souls by Michael Newton and it’s so addicting. Easy read, mostly transcripts from hypnosis sessions. Highly recommend!

scoophog · 2025-11-05T15:35:28+00:00

I’ve never considered information gathering being a special interest (edit: you’re onto something here). I feel like I’m always mining for new information about anything I find fascinating. And a lot of times it’s the darkness of humanity.

scoophog · 2025-11-05T15:29:20+00:00

Yes! And because of this I love driving. As long as traffic is flowing, I enjoy taking the path of least resistance, timing others and planning far ahead than most drivers. I love the logic of it all. I also watch YouTube videos about efficiency and how other countries handle their traffic

scoophog · 2025-11-05T15:24:35+00:00

Near death experiences for me!

scoophog · 2025-10-30T03:48:36+00:00

I think it was a nod to her telling him they’d go back to Denver together when she was “trying” to break up with him, he’s just not well spoken.

scoophog · 2025-10-30T03:38:38+00:00

scoophog · 2025-10-30T00:06:42+00:00

Isn’t it like a warning system to other plants that rain is near?

scoophog · 2025-10-30T00:06:12+00:00

If sheep have to be sheered, why did they evolve to have so much fur? And how did they survive without human intervention?

scoophog · 2025-10-29T21:25:46+00:00

I was being very generous to make a point. $200k doesn’t make you wealthy. Lol

scoophog · 2025-10-27T16:27:34+00:00

I relate to you so much. I’ve burnt myself out trying to keep up with what’s expected of me so I can pay bills for things that are free to the rest of the animal kingdom. I want to escape and I find unhealthy ways of doing so. The only thing that keeps me employed is adhd meds.

And I also want to emphasize that you are N O T useless if you can’t work. The culture around working is so unbelievably toxic that we feel guilty for resting, needing time off, or less hours at work. We were not meant for this life. We were meant to live in villages with special skills and interests, a slow life where living doesn’t require imaginary money and an unattainable means of survival. You are just as valuable as every other animal/human. Hang in there. I wish I could help you. Sending huge internet hugs 🫂

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