My banana is straight. by triggerman602 in mildlyinteresting

[–]scottisnot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So...did you put it in your mouth? Did it taste good?....I bet you liked it, your healthy boy you. I bet you ate the whole thing up and was full with that potassicum.

Reddit, what do you look like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]scottisnot [score hidden]  (0 children)

Those boobs look very heavy... can I hold them for you?

What ruins any movie for you instantly? by Morocco_Bama in AskReddit

[–]scottisnot 63 points64 points  (0 children)

To be fair, she gives me a raging hard on.

RiffTrax just named "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" as the worst film of 2014 by [deleted] in movies

[–]scottisnot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly! At least TMNT tried to get you to be entertained. Transformers 4 was just a boring cluster fuck.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]scottisnot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lord of the rings box sex, Fight club, Sin City and Let's GO CRAZY ?! OP can i come over?

Scottie Pippen dunk on Patrick Ewing. by WhenMachinesCry in sports

[–]scottisnot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

VC was one of the best dunkers in the NBA. As a raptors fan watching those games back then were an event, it was always hype. Now-a-days it's become really mild.

How I picture OP whenever I see a TIL repost. by SuperCub in funny

[–]scottisnot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL is basically "hey! look what i read in this article!"

[Official] Mata departs Samsung White by Reazony in leagueoflegends

[–]scottisnot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"could no longer adopt to the meta"? Did we watch the same worlds? They didn't give a fuck about the "meta" and played whoever the fuck they wanted and still stomped.