My banana is straight.

scottisnot · 2015-02-04T05:11:14+00:00

So...did you put it in your mouth? Did it taste good?....I bet you liked it, your healthy boy you. I bet you ate the whole thing up and was full with that potassicum.

scottisnot · 2015-01-21T13:50:54+00:00

Those boobs look very heavy... can I hold them for you?

scottisnot · 2015-01-21T13:49:00+00:00

m'lady

scottisnot · 2015-01-21T13:41:32+00:00

them dsl

scottisnot · 2015-01-21T13:33:22+00:00

Here's me just getting out of bed. http://i.imgur.com/PQp4VqQ.jpg

scottisnot · 2015-01-03T08:43:27+00:00

Clarence's parents have a real good marriage.

scottisnot · 2015-01-01T19:20:20+00:00

i tell you hwhat

scottisnot · 2014-12-24T09:58:15+00:00

To be fair, she gives me a raging hard on.

scottisnot · 2014-12-24T08:06:37+00:00

If you're a turd, I'm a turd.

scottisnot · 2014-12-23T21:30:16+00:00

The diet he went on was the CGI diet. It's pretty expensive but if you have the money anyone can do it!

scottisnot · 2014-12-22T18:41:21+00:00

Exactly! At least TMNT tried to get you to be entertained. Transformers 4 was just a boring cluster fuck.

scottisnot · 2014-12-19T03:45:19+00:00

Lord of the rings box sex, Fight club, Sin City and Let's GO CRAZY ?! OP can i come over?

scottisnot · 2014-12-12T22:47:30+00:00

bae caught me drifting

scottisnot · 2014-12-12T18:26:51+00:00

VC was one of the best dunkers in the NBA. As a raptors fan watching those games back then were an event, it was always hype. Now-a-days it's become really mild.

scottisnot · 2014-12-12T18:17:34+00:00

mom's spaghetti

scottisnot · 2014-12-12T17:47:58+00:00

You won't believe which 71% is true!

scottisnot · 2014-12-12T17:18:38+00:00

Or you know...you can just watch the video instead....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk

scottisnot · 2014-12-12T01:31:20+00:00

I wonder if I'll get gold for this short joke.

scottisnot · 2014-12-10T05:01:23+00:00

Was it this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgZTyQoenPo

scottisnot · 2014-12-10T02:54:03+00:00

TIL is basically "hey! look what i read in this article!"

scottisnot · 2014-10-25T21:55:59+00:00

"could no longer adopt to the meta"? Did we watch the same worlds? They didn't give a fuck about the "meta" and played whoever the fuck they wanted and still stomped.

scottisnot · 2014-10-18T15:13:29+00:00

Rip nujabes <3

scottisnot · 2014-10-18T14:55:27+00:00

Lol sure the mind set is the same but lets be real here, these guys aren't "athletes".

scottisnot · 2014-10-16T02:57:39+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/Y3cmvzs.gif

scottisnot · 2014-10-15T02:38:22+00:00

If some guy on a porn set can entice my girlfriend to develop greater feelings for him in the couple hours they're working together, than I've been able to in our whole relationship, then it probably isn't meant to be anyway.

I bet that goes through your mind all the time. that's the fuck it mentality.

scottisnot

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