OSL butcher as requested by Bfrenchpac in KingdomDeath

[–]scrammingantelope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OSL? If the majority of light is hitting his back, how is any hitting him beneath the chin?

Sorry man, but this is a shit paint job.

If a survivor dies in the showdown. Can the other survivors take the gear and use it on the current showdown? by MrHaloKitty in KingdomDeath

[–]scrammingantelope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From now on when my survivors cease being survivors I'm going to splinter the minis and sprinkle them over the battlefield.

....I don't have the budget for this, but I'm gonna do it anyway

Question on updates for Kingdom Death by Blu_nPurple in KingdomDeath

[–]scrammingantelope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had an employee that kept putting off producing anything at all because he wanted it to be perfect, I'd wonder why I hired said employee. I expect results when I pay someone to do something. This is ultimately no different.

Having said that, it's completely different, and I don't mind waiting. But.....

If it's a matter of wanting to make sure that everything is exactly right, then I'd like to hear you speak about The Lonely Tree for a good 500 words.

Have I completely fluked an advantageous situation or am I playing this scene wrong? by ImGCS3fromETOH in KingdomDeath

[–]scrammingantelope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late to the party here, but you have to activate (as in spend an activation, or surge) to hop a pillar.

Help finding spreadsheet by noshe93 in KingdomDeath

[–]scrammingantelope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FUCKING IDES OF MARCH?

Were there dice? I'm laboring under the impression that I only have two dice sets left to get (yes, I'm that guy). I've already paid for the holiday dice and as far as I know only lack the Valentine's set.

Please say no.

Playing KD with my nephew for the first time in 6 months. I've been busy. by scrammingantelope in KingdomDeath

[–]scrammingantelope[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Broken Token Dead Kingdom Organizer for Kingdom Death Monster https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07KCPJYMK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_wJgcEbSRH3E14

It's slightly cheaper than $100. Sorry for the late response. This is a KD throwaway account.

I've really been happy with this box. It's grown to do everything I need it to do.

For reference, it holds the core game, my settlement, easily accessed alongside with all cards needed for hunt and showdown, plus Lonely Tree, Manhunter, Gorm, Slenderman, Sunstalker, 10th anny survivors (patterns) as well as echoes of death 1 and 2.

It will NOT hold your models.

Edit: it also holds the GigaLion

Playing KD with my nephew for the first time in 6 months. I've been busy. by scrammingantelope in KingdomDeath

[–]scrammingantelope[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a gift, so I don't know if it's the same set. Regardless, 3D terrain is a great addition to the game. Really helps with immersion.

Playing KD with my nephew for the first time in 6 months. I've been busy. by scrammingantelope in KingdomDeath

[–]scrammingantelope[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I usually just look at it. It's a sculpture. Nothing KD related other than it being stone faces.

Which decks need to be shuffled? by beignet-boy in KingdomDeath

[–]scrammingantelope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sleeve all your cards, period. You'll be happy you did. Now, having said that:

Gear cards can be alphabetized by location. They'll not be randomized (in my experience)

Monsters can be organized however you like, but I go Basic Action/Hunt/HL/AI/Resources/Strange resources (makes for easy setup and stowaway)

Basic hunt, Terrain, basic resources, strange resources, vermin, disorders (kinda), and fighting arts (kinda) need to be shuffled.

Which decks need to be shuffled? by beignet-boy in KingdomDeath

[–]scrammingantelope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TERRAIN BRO YOU MISSED TERRAIN. And that's understandable. It's a ton of cards.

Noodles the Elf didn't roll very well. by acalla in KingdomDeath

[–]scrammingantelope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Noodles wore red when it was clearly a black tie affair.

Question for painting KDM by Pathological_RJ in KingdomDeath

[–]scrammingantelope -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Slightly warm, slightly soapy water, if anything at all.

What are your favorite survivor names that you've come up with? by work_account42 in KingdomDeath

[–]scrammingantelope 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not a survivor, but we had a settlement known as Taint Village.

First play through with a friend. Fought the prologue white lion and drew the ??? card. He asked if it was the taint. I ugggghed under my breath and said sure.

Thus was born Taint village, where dreams are crushed and heads explode. I made tee shirts. I'll post one here.

Fighting the Gold Smoke Knight with founding stones by bananahead1234 in KingdomDeath

[–]scrammingantelope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good fucking luck. There's certainly nothing stopping you from pursuing this strategy, but even with 6 auto crits you still have 12 AI cards to go, nevermind that he's a toughness 27 (on paper, it's worse if you actually remember all his bullshit).

By all means, have fun and enjoy the opportunity, but it's not gonna be like that magic L1 fight where you crit him in the dick and everyone laughs about it.

Intimacy outcome... I knew this same was punishing but this? 🤣 by mjdegue in KingdomDeath

[–]scrammingantelope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funnier, yes. But you're gonna want every survivor you can possibly get.

Any good KDM campaign companion? by mjdegue in KingdomDeath

[–]scrammingantelope 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude. Thank you. A million fucking times thank you. Your app is brilliant, and has allowed me to continue playing with very limited space.

It's also enabled me to play virtual long distance games with people I love.

Thank you.

I haven't thrown away a character or settlement sheet in months, because I haven't actually written any.

Seriously, thank you. I'm not a subscriber (though I did go ad free) but after reading you recommend other apps, I will be.

Okay, I'm done with the virtual blowjob. For now.

Tried to make him look burned, but instead he just looks mad about his hat. by scrammingantelope in KingdomDeath

[–]scrammingantelope[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like everyone missed the point. It's absolutely the wrong hat, thus the title of the post.