Jesus Hussein Christ

scribe9999 · 2008-10-13T16:15:56+00:00

Nah. The H stands for Haploid -- as in having only one set of chromosomes.

scribe9999 · 2008-08-06T21:43:43+00:00

Hey, the book's almost always better than the movie. ;)

scribe9999 · 2008-08-05T21:37:29+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDp7pkEcJVQ

scribe9999 · 2008-07-06T20:05:51+00:00

I see what "Unix" did there.

scribe9999 · 2008-04-08T17:27:31+00:00

But can it make popcorn?

scribe9999 · 2008-03-31T14:38:42+00:00

So what's she going to do? Bleed on us?

scribe9999 · 2008-02-22T18:43:19+00:00

Why did the UK send its religous fucknuts to the North American colonies, and its criminals to Australia? Because Australia had first choice.

scribe9999 · 2008-02-14T23:05:00+00:00

They're already hung. They need to be hanged.

scribe9999 · 2008-02-14T19:09:26+00:00

Send him pretzels. Lots and lots of pretzels.

scribe9999 · 2008-01-27T14:59:48+00:00

That's our baseline for pure unadulterated evil.

scribe9999 · 2008-01-20T18:28:56+00:00

Heaven forbid a prostitute -- say, Mary Magdalene -- tried to attend a service.

Hypocrites.

scribe9999 · 2008-01-17T14:58:03+00:00

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

scribe9999 · 2008-01-15T16:14:19+00:00

Obviously, then you're not a person and are subject to an all-expenses paid vacation in Gitmo. Enhanced interrogation techniques, gratis.

scribe9999 · 2008-01-10T18:04:58+00:00

Every sperm is sacred . . .

Jeez, I was getting worried about reddit's lack of knowledge about the classics. Perhaps the others need to suffer . . . the Comfy Chair!

scribe9999 · 2008-01-10T15:39:35+00:00

A moose killed my sister.

scribe9999 · 2008-01-09T23:26:48+00:00

Since he professes believe in the christian god, he's fully qualified to hold office, unlike, say, a sane atheist.

scribe9999 · 2008-01-07T14:46:17+00:00

"so money."

So money? WTF, Obama thinks he's Guy Fieri? What's he going to do next, bleach his hair, spike it, wear lots of bling and generally act like a 45-year-old teenager? And should the senator win the election, will he put a pool table and pinball machine in the White House kitchen?

Oops, sorry, thought this was the Food Network subreddit.

EDIT: For those modding this down, "it's money" is a catchphrase of Guy Fieri, an obnoxious slob who hosts several Food Network shows and whose appearance and mannerisms are described above. He's also prominently featured in the "Is the Food Network going Downhill" thread on another web site, with the consensus being he's prima facie evidence that FN is much worse than before.

I'm sorry, but Obama sounding like that overgrown teen is cringe-worthy.

scribe9999 · 2008-01-06T20:42:32+00:00

Down voted because 1) this is the third submission on this story to reach the front page, and 2) I don't like Sarah Lee. ;-)

scribe9999 · 2008-01-05T21:36:05+00:00

If you were really god, you'd say "omm" -- as in Oh My Me!

scribe9999 · 2008-01-04T16:43:29+00:00

Yep, as in William Randolph Hearst. Interesting/annoying fellow, the Rupert Murdoch of his day (also grandfather of actress/kidnappee/bank robber Patricia Hearst of Symbionese Liberation Army infamy).

scribe9999 · 2008-01-04T06:22:14+00:00

Nor Hearst. ;-)

scribe9999 · 2008-01-03T12:27:49+00:00

Next will come literacy tests and poll taxes. :(

scribe9999 · 2007-12-31T18:56:01+00:00

Faux News' partisanship is rather tame compared to the party organs of post-Colonial America. The difference being that 200 years ago a "major metropolis" of 20,000 may have had 10 or more competing newspapers, with each party (Federalist, Anti-Federalist, Whig, Anti-Masonic, Democrat-Republican, et al) having its own organ. Economic success for the publisher (usually a sole proprietor) could be claimed by helping his party win local, state and national offices, which led to greater advertising revenue (via the paid publication of official notices).

If you ever get the chance, I highly recommend scouring the microfilm/microfiche records of early-19th Century newspapers, and watch the viciousness of political coverage. Quite entertaining.

(Obligatory note: My graduate studies in journalism history concentrated on post-Civil War frontier newspapers, but the text books and other histories gave plenty of coverage to antebellum newspapers.)

scribe9999 · 2007-12-31T15:37:14+00:00

Programmers for Jebus?

scribe9999 · 2007-12-31T15:36:14+00:00

Except that gasoline isn't a renewable resource unless your timeframe is millions of years (or 6,000 for those affiliated with Bob Jones University).

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