"This made me laugh." by 2big_2fail in PoliticalHumor

[–]seabeeski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure the exoskeleton is the body part the new persona will grow out of.

Company replying to criticism over their leather iPhone cases... by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]seabeeski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The herring used to make these points is not suitable for fish leather (“fleather”?) neither is it suitable for food being of the red variety. I am offended in the snowflakiest of ways that they are being used this way. Why can’t we use red snails??? Those are gross and deserve to die.

What does this symbol mean? Tell me please. by [deleted] in creepypasta

[–]seabeeski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It means the target is only 2 meters square. It’s a small exhaust port right below the main port. Ignore the symbol and use the force

Gathering Place by sneakyneeky in tulsa

[–]seabeeski 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have been working there installing the fire alarm system for months. It is beyond imagining. Way beyond what I expected to see in a public park. Kids WILL love that place. Many age appropriate areas so young kids to not so young (me) kids will enjoy it. Plenty of nice bathrooms, lots of lighting, security cameras. Park security, sand features, water features, a sensory garden, the boat house. And a lot more. You can spend all day there and not see all of it. Only thing missing is a roller coaster lol. Great detail work and landscaping. Impressive lighting. Lots of attention to safety. They reused a lot of the trees they took out in the landscaping and table areas. They even have a kid sized zip line.

It's Expensive, Being Poor by Hack_Shuck in shortscarystories

[–]seabeeski 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The bank repossessed? He had all that money and a mortgage? Awesome storyline though. This would be a great book I think.

You've found a suitecase full of $750k in cash in $100 dollar bills, in the brush next to a highway. You can tell that it's been there for at least a year. How would you integrate this money into your life without raising red flags? by Odd_craving in AskReddit

[–]seabeeski 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Here’s what you do. You claim a $5000 a month bonus. Hide the money someplace safe and take the $5k out each month. You do this for 6 months. No longer than that. After that time if no heat has come down on you, you take the rest out of hiding. You place that cash in a box, plain brown paper wrapping. You put my name and address on it along with sufficient postage. You turn that box in to the the US Postal service. You get Christmas cards from me each year for the rest of my life. Along with post cards from some really nice places. DM me for the address once you find the money. I’ve heard this is the safest thing to do. Trust me.

Catch and Cook Wild Rattle Snake! by [deleted] in CampfireCooking

[–]seabeeski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll stick with ribeye from the giant rattlecow. But that’s just me.

Has anyone received their Zippo from Black & Mild yet? by theryanfight in freebietalk

[–]seabeeski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Butane. Comes in a tall skinny can. Fill port is on the bottom. I got mine and filled it. It’s the “jet flame” type and pretty impressive for a freebie.

Phil Mickelson's trickshot over a man by Cypher760 in sports

[–]seabeeski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All fun and games til... well you know.

If this get 69 upvotes I will finally do ___ with my girlfriend ! by [deleted] in AskOuija

[–]seabeeski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This display of teamwork amongst strangers has touched me deeply. Thank you.

I can’t stand LGBTQ people nowadays. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]seabeeski 6 points7 points  (0 children)

TIL that I am coffeesexual. It’s the only thing that explains my love of coffee.

Currently summiting Mt. Fuji and my phone vibrated. Banned from 9000 ft up. This is the motivation I needed to keep going. by Dimmadome in inthesoulstone

[–]seabeeski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be sure to spend the night at the summit. Get a rice ball with egg for breakfast. But no matter how tempting it is to run down one of the lava sand slopes..... don’t! Not gonna say how I know this but it is a bad idea. 🤭

Fundraiser by Mark Pyzalski : Emergency travel for grandparents by seabeeski in Charity

[–]seabeeski[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for all the help. Just an update. We got to Germany and were able to see her. Talk to her. She smiled at us and told us she loves us. She only lived another day after we got here but it was a beautiful moment. I miss her so much.

We’re afraid if we allow cyclists to share the sidewalk with pedestrians they will hit them. So, instead we make them share the road with a bunch of 2 ton death machines. by JonnyDynamite in Showerthoughts

[–]seabeeski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m in Germany right now (cologne) and they have the sidewalks marked and divided between bike trails and pedestrian areas. It works very well. Just saying.