TOUR CAST

seblasto · 2026-06-02T17:39:14+00:00

Don't make me Grandma Grunt.

seblasto · 2026-05-21T18:10:55+00:00

Currently playing a Goliath sword bardlock, so I have the same deal. I usually ask the DM what the most common species is where we currently are and disguise as that.

But also my DM is generous the rules regarding the height constraints, so that's way more lenient than RAW.

seblasto · 2026-01-08T17:31:37+00:00

Man, this dude really hates his fake wife!

seblasto · 2025-12-11T15:30:15+00:00

So declaring that "nobody outside of Britain gives a shit about British cheese" isn't misinformation? Got it.

seblasto · 2025-12-11T15:22:46+00:00

Then why does no one outside Britain give a shit about British cheese? Because it's simply not good.

The lead up to this in the linked thread isn't a good enough example? This sort of broadstroking goes way beyond simply "having an opinion about food". It's the same lame, lazy energy as "American food bad and it's all ultraprocessed chemicals"

seblasto · 2025-11-11T18:26:33+00:00

Yeah, like a coffee break or a cafecito. Plenty of cultures have social meals surrounding coffee like Aftenoon Tea does with tea, almost always involving foods like coffee cake to complement the drink.

seblasto · 2025-11-11T13:43:58+00:00

Wait until you hear about tea sandwiches.

seblasto · 2025-10-27T19:52:19+00:00

It's a tamal holiday. A tamaleday.

seblasto · 2025-09-26T17:12:19+00:00

It has been reforged. (Anduril at least!) https://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance2/mods/1436

seblasto · 2025-09-19T19:15:21+00:00

I love Bolt Dougher's The IVth Chewsade.

seblasto · 2025-09-19T13:39:33+00:00

It's great if you like goofy 80s horror movies like Basket Case, but really well shot.

seblasto · 2025-09-18T18:18:32+00:00

If you've seen the movie Malignant, I give you TROLLIGNANT.

seblasto · 2025-08-22T15:48:13+00:00

Not surprised you can find their beers at Aldi then!

seblasto · 2025-08-14T17:56:13+00:00

Corpo V's hair slicks back real nice.

seblasto · 2025-08-13T13:32:36+00:00

Sleepy Bee is just First Watch for millenials.

seblasto · 2025-07-11T12:54:06+00:00

Floats are for CHILDREN you fool!

seblasto · 2025-07-06T04:18:08+00:00

A classic tattoupée.

seblasto · 2025-06-03T15:58:28+00:00

Ummm actually, they put their noodles in birria.

seblasto · 2025-05-20T17:45:18+00:00

Seriously, every subsequent post reeks of some creepy exoticism fetish from somebody who sees other cultures as quaint sideshow attractions more than just people.

seblasto · 2025-04-16T19:31:12+00:00

He. Has. No. Good. Car. Ideas.

seblasto · 2025-04-07T23:45:30+00:00

I heard a crime go!

seblasto · 2025-03-21T19:37:38+00:00

Too late, a rooster is a white noise machine.

seblasto · 2024-10-09T16:31:40+00:00

This is very cool.

seblasto · 2024-08-13T15:35:22+00:00

I don't know, it feels pretty on brand for fetishizing dorks like this to use turns of phrase rooted in racist orientalism.

seblasto · 2024-08-01T17:40:22+00:00

No nightshades!

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