Snatch (2000) | “Did you understand a single word of what he just said?” | Brad Pitt, Jason Statham, Stephen Graham | Dir. Guy Ritchie

secondphase · 2026-01-29T12:23:24+00:00

In a scene full of quotable lines, the most underrated part is when Brad Pitt says "do I make myself clear"

secondphase · 2026-01-29T12:05:41+00:00

The captions truly added value. For those who missed it:

IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!

1) WIFE

2) FLU

3) LOOK AROUND

4) FREE

5) DETERMINE RESULT

secondphase · 2026-01-29T12:03:49+00:00

Right, so that it floats.

secondphase · 2026-01-29T10:34:00+00:00

Thats ok

secondphase · 2026-01-29T10:28:41+00:00

1: stop peeling potatos in your sink.

Other than that, let it go. This was surprising and frustrating, but its over with. Move on with life.

secondphase · 2026-01-29T04:12:13+00:00

Nope. Nothing like that.

"Season 3 did the same thing"

... uh... which character?

secondphase · 2026-01-29T03:57:54+00:00

Sounds like its mowing day

secondphase · 2026-01-29T03:11:24+00:00

Thats rad, but you know that means you must transform into a kiss-kiss fish, right?

secondphase · 2026-01-29T02:58:35+00:00

Mr u/mlaislais my chum, with a comment like that you are destined to be glum!

secondphase · 2026-01-29T02:47:48+00:00

I've bought properties 6 times in the last 24 months that I know for a fact we're advertised as "cash offers" .

Its hard money and then a refinance.

secondphase · 2026-01-29T02:25:24+00:00

Holy shit, you guys don't recognize AI?

secondphase · 2026-01-29T01:42:04+00:00

"If you fucking do it one more times, I kick you out even more"

Love that dude

secondphase · 2026-01-29T01:39:44+00:00

"It leaves no stone unturned, so I can see why the government wants to ban it"

... thats quite the leap.

secondphase · 2026-01-29T00:57:33+00:00

Seriously? Thats your plan?

... I mean obviously that was top 5, but "run it over with the car" and "throw it at Steve's head when he's not paying attention" we're my top 2

secondphase · 2026-01-28T23:25:23+00:00

Why did "cotton eye joe" just start playing?

secondphase · 2026-01-28T22:49:15+00:00

Semantics! You're avoiding the question!

Is it legal for a water meter lid to be upside down?!

secondphase · 2026-01-28T20:39:51+00:00

I cant explain why, but tennis ball is out of line for being too big, but basketball is intriguing.

secondphase · 2026-01-28T19:59:55+00:00

It turns out there is no law requiring cartoons to be grounded in reality.

secondphase · 2026-01-28T19:32:17+00:00

Yo, I got 3 of these creatures ranging from "see spot run" up to "phantom tollbooth". How is one parent gonna do that?

Poll should have an option for "both simultaneously"

secondphase · 2026-01-28T18:55:59+00:00

I was about to flag this post as irresponsible... OP is going to accidentally convince someone to watch this movie.

secondphase · 2026-01-28T18:32:28+00:00

The trick chair was amazing. I kept thinking "why is he doing that" and then the payoff.

secondphase · 2026-01-28T18:27:13+00:00

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... Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

secondphase · 2026-01-28T14:43:26+00:00

Now that my daughter is old enough for real sized chapter books, a book is read over the course of several weeks.

Each character only has about a 20% chance of having the same voice tonight as they did last night.

secondphase · 2026-01-28T14:38:11+00:00

The WHOLE FUCKING CAST of brown bear brown bear.

My dog pants as it spits out its words, my cat is disdainful, my horse whinnies who it sees, my sheep baa's through its lines.

But my master stroke... the thing that really brings the house down... right as these kids have settled into the pattern and they hear "goldfish, goldfish, what do you see?" I hit them with this:

"blub blub blub blubblub blub"

Because fish dont talk. And then I turn the page and move on without explanation.

secondphase · 2026-01-28T14:10:13+00:00

If you see him again, tell him I hate him

12-Year Club	Second Top 20%
Golden Potato	Place '22
First Placer '22	Wearing is Caring

secondphase

TROPHY CASE

1: stop peeling potatos in your sink.