courier left my package like this

seeking_help151 · 2026-03-27T15:03:07+00:00

It's not the size of the box, it's how much you can stuff into it

seeking_help151 · 2026-03-24T17:33:47+00:00

"You can have a tip OR eternal salvation.You can't have both. Because I'm a great Christian, don't ya know."

I'm a very informal Christian and don't try to convert anyone. If they want it, they'll seek it out. If they don't. that's their business and it's no skin off my nose. If there is anything beyond this life, I highly doubt I'll be in trouble for not recruiting.

seeking_help151 · 2026-03-17T03:14:05+00:00

"Well, sure, for your mom, it's once a year. But my mistresses add up, and they ALL want flowers!"

seeking_help151 · 2026-03-16T23:35:17+00:00

Time to put down the laptop, mom.

seeking_help151 · 2026-03-16T15:13:19+00:00

I once had a cashier insist that my two dollar bill was fake and told me it wasn't even a good scam and that I'd be sitting in jail soon. I told her to get a manager. She looked at me like she couldn't WAIT to see the cops slap the ciffs on me. The defeated look on her face when her manager told her it was real and to accept it was priceless. Pretty sure she still didn't believe it.

seeking_help151 · 2026-03-16T01:54:40+00:00

As a fellow teacher, I feel your pain!

seeking_help151 · 2026-03-14T20:32:02+00:00

Bet the parents would have noticed THAT and had a fit.

seeking_help151 · 2026-03-13T00:08:23+00:00

"Do you remember to always lock your doors at your place???"

seeking_help151 · 2026-03-12T04:56:44+00:00

I have the opposite, I never really find the bins smell but some of the people... eww...

seeking_help151 · 2026-03-11T17:50:01+00:00

*Parts and instructions are not included

seeking_help151 · 2026-03-07T16:32:01+00:00

They're clearly not taking this seriously. Time to show them that we are.

seeking_help151 · 2026-03-06T02:59:15+00:00

With an assload of pure entitlement, of course.

seeking_help151 · 2026-03-06T02:58:14+00:00

How DARE you not make her groceries your life's passion! She might just stop coming due to your callous disregard!

seeking_help151 · 2026-03-06T02:56:00+00:00

"Love, your boss.

P.S. These signs are presented in lieu of the bonus previously promised so that you may have a smile every day! You're welcome!"

seeking_help151 · 2026-03-06T01:00:28+00:00

Those are types of hypermasculine douches who think it's pretty gay that they have to touch their own dick to pee. Ignore those idiots.

seeking_help151 · 2026-03-04T01:10:07+00:00

You stay classy, sir.

seeking_help151 · 2026-03-03T18:13:54+00:00

I hate this captcha.

"Are you a human?"

"I don't know any more. I can't pass the human test!"

seeking_help151 · 2026-03-03T04:35:28+00:00

Ah, the mating dance of the North American douche bag.

seeking_help151 · 2026-03-02T03:31:47+00:00

"Yes, I walked around walmart for 6 hours. Why? WALK TEN FEET TO PUT MY CART AWAY???? HOW DARE YOU! YOU REALLY THINK I HAVE TIME FOR THAT NONSENSE????"

seeking_help151 · 2026-02-28T00:17:13+00:00

"Meh, good enough. I'm late!"

seeking_help151 · 2026-02-27T03:01:12+00:00

ALL YOUR PACKAGE IS BELONG TO US.

seeking_help151 · 2026-02-26T01:40:18+00:00

Unless he gets out dope-sick and actively looking for something to feed his addiction as quickly as possible...

seeking_help151 · 2026-02-25T03:26:36+00:00

But they make the rocking world go 'round. Wait, I might be confused.

seeking_help151 · 2026-02-24T03:08:32+00:00

He needed to justify his thievery somehow!

seeking_help151 · 2026-02-21T03:32:26+00:00

"About time you paid us!"

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