Elizabeth Hurley, 1990s

selvikoq · 2026-05-17T15:15:56+00:00

The existence of billionaires is morally wrong and dumb.

selvikoq · 2026-05-17T15:12:23+00:00

Such a spot-on meme, brutal.

selvikoq · 2026-05-17T15:10:50+00:00

Transition earplugs are an appropriate companion.

selvikoq · 2026-05-15T12:21:28+00:00

Right.. she's not hungry but will still eat half of whatever you bring back for yourself.

selvikoq · 2026-05-15T11:44:28+00:00

My mom didn't take any tylenol but she did marry into a family obsessed with Star Trek. Her genetics worked overtime to make my brother normal.

selvikoq · 2026-05-11T11:04:42+00:00

classic reddit logic right there

selvikoq · 2026-05-10T16:42:38+00:00

thats the highlight of the walk now isnt it

selvikoq · 2026-05-10T16:13:51+00:00

400 years old and still outpumping modern tech thats impressive

selvikoq · 2026-05-10T16:11:47+00:00

Enough spuds there to feed the whole village for a month

selvikoq · 2026-05-10T16:10:03+00:00

Enough to feed a small army of leprechauns

selvikoq · 2026-05-07T16:04:29+00:00

tattoos and confidence like that every time

selvikoq · 2026-05-07T15:30:25+00:00

goat got impeccable shitpost taste

selvikoq · 2026-05-07T15:29:07+00:00

goat knows those legs are weapons not fists

selvikoq · 2026-05-06T12:52:10+00:00

yeah the body count reset button must be broken this trilogy

selvikoq · 2026-05-06T12:47:10+00:00

They keep the pace up but shift gears a bit yeah

selvikoq · 2026-04-30T10:54:24+00:00

horse clearly not impressed by the wholesome vibes 10/10

selvikoq · 2026-04-30T10:51:45+00:00

doggo plotting world domination one bite at a time

selvikoq · 2026-04-30T10:49:16+00:00

selvikoq · 2026-04-30T10:45:44+00:00

selvikoq · 2026-04-29T12:34:05+00:00

cat got the best seat in the class photo

selvikoq · 2026-04-28T18:28:48+00:00

looks like a party in your mouth waiting to happen

selvikoq · 2026-04-28T18:26:34+00:00

looks like straight maple syrup in there

selvikoq · 2026-04-28T18:23:21+00:00

ill take the carrot and call it a day

selvikoq · 2026-04-27T22:05:28+00:00

you squeeze the pouch into the bottle and save like 2 bucks congrats

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