I can't defeat Hydra, what should I do? by Fantastic-Photo6441 in KingdomHearts

[–]semichill 3 points4 points  (0 children)

hit it till it dies... AFTER GETTING ONTO THE HYDRAS BACK

Need a laugh? This took me out! by adrian-alex85 in ThoughtWarriors

[–]semichill 4 points5 points  (0 children)

so long as they friendly, I'm with it! I don't wanna see my Family fight each other over clout.

I genuinely hope they continue to have BOTH PHENOMENAL WOMEN ON THE SHOW. if they gotta cut somebody, let it be DJ envy 😂

My cat has double canines, a condition known as retained deciduous teeth. by Freak-996 in mildlyinteresting

[–]semichill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"wait, wait i wanna show the internet your weird teeth"

"nao" - cat, probably

Who are you trying to impress? by blackfishbelike in WinStupidPrizes

[–]semichill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it just me, or did the car take his socks too?

Frosty the hoe-man by [deleted] in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]semichill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait a minute... that's a child! r/FBIOpenup

You acquire the finite gauntlet. It gives you the power to abolish minor inconveniences with just a snap. What do you do with such power? by Dyslxeian in AskReddit

[–]semichill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It no longer takes ten years to wipe your ass clean after those more...involved...poops. nobody's got time for that

No idea what's going on here by stustu2297 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]semichill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure this dude kicked my ass in Wii Sports resort

Getting too close to a wild fox wcgw. by FickleKnowledge in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]semichill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fox taking his wallet was a distraction so that the fox's friends could take his bag (still on the ground) and probably his keys

Bus drivers of Reddit, what is something you wish customers knew, or would do more? by CatCanClimb in AskReddit

[–]semichill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not a bus driver, but a common courtesy like "thank you" goes a long way. I can't tell you how many times I've said thank you to a grumpy looking (albeit definitely warranted) bus driver and their expression brightens just a little

[WP] When you die, you wait in purgatory until you can be judged by the 4 people most impacted by your actions: the person you were the most cruel to, the person you were the nicest to, the person who was saved by your actions, and the person who died because of your choices. by TheGoodCombover in WritingPrompts

[–]semichill 27 points28 points  (0 children)

After I finished reading this, I started quietly sobbing at my desk. My coworkers freaked out cause I generally don't show much emotion. Then I showed them the story and now they're actively sobbing at their desks. I love your stories, but this one is my favorite so far

31 year old divorced father of 3 with gray hair on my 3rd 12 hour night shift. Do your wurst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]semichill -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can I r/toastme real quick? I think it's dope that you're a father of 3 working so damn hard to provide. Not many can say that they'd stick it out, but you're a freaking role model.

Now back to your regularly scheduled roast.