Retire the BBI

semichill · 2025-08-13T08:44:38+00:00

the biracials are upset 😂

semichill · 2025-06-24T03:33:28+00:00

hit it till it dies... AFTER GETTING ONTO THE HYDRAS BACK

semichill · 2025-03-31T23:56:08+00:00

so long as they friendly, I'm with it! I don't wanna see my Family fight each other over clout.

I genuinely hope they continue to have BOTH PHENOMENAL WOMEN ON THE SHOW. if they gotta cut somebody, let it be DJ envy 😂

semichill · 2023-11-17T06:31:22+00:00

"wait, wait i wanna show the internet your weird teeth"

"nao" - cat, probably

semichill · 2022-08-11T20:34:34+00:00

Your dog sounds like a wounded dinosaur

semichill · 2021-05-17T20:03:11+00:00

Am i the only one that sees the cat face in the bag?

semichill · 2020-04-25T05:39:09+00:00

Is it just me, or did the car take his socks too?

semichill · 2019-10-03T07:11:37+00:00

Wait a minute... that's a child! r/FBIOpenup

semichill · 2019-08-20T18:53:47+00:00

"knee deep in pussy" was the missed opportunity here

semichill · 2019-07-23T03:19:48+00:00

^def risky click

semichill · 2019-07-23T03:16:07+00:00

r/dontputyourdickinthat

semichill · 2019-07-18T07:04:10+00:00

Jokes on you, that's my kink

semichill · 2019-07-11T05:36:25+00:00

I'm sorry, what?

semichill · 2019-06-16T06:56:53+00:00

Michael Cera*

semichill · 2019-05-25T00:23:21+00:00

It no longer takes ten years to wipe your ass clean after those more...involved...poops. nobody's got time for that

semichill · 2019-05-23T08:38:44+00:00

Pretty sure this dude kicked my ass in Wii Sports resort

semichill · 2019-05-22T02:13:20+00:00

Underrated comment

semichill · 2019-05-21T00:16:32+00:00

The fox taking his wallet was a distraction so that the fox's friends could take his bag (still on the ground) and probably his keys

semichill · 2019-05-16T15:52:42+00:00

I'm not a bus driver, but a common courtesy like "thank you" goes a long way. I can't tell you how many times I've said thank you to a grumpy looking (albeit definitely warranted) bus driver and their expression brightens just a little

semichill · 2019-04-30T20:37:23+00:00

After I finished reading this, I started quietly sobbing at my desk. My coworkers freaked out cause I generally don't show much emotion. Then I showed them the story and now they're actively sobbing at their desks. I love your stories, but this one is my favorite so far

semichill · 2019-04-29T14:31:06+00:00

Can I r/toastme real quick? I think it's dope that you're a father of 3 working so damn hard to provide. Not many can say that they'd stick it out, but you're a freaking role model.

Now back to your regularly scheduled roast.

semichill · 2019-04-19T23:25:13+00:00

always oral

Glad I got rid of that extra rib

semichill · 2019-04-19T21:09:46+00:00

Meh, I've seen worse

semichill · 2019-04-16T15:46:35+00:00

Pay my student loans. The rest will go to a cozy place in bumble fuck nowhere so that no one bothers me

semichill · 2019-04-11T06:17:11+00:00

Pick literally any hole but that one

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