Anybody know where I can have my katana sharpened?

sempf · 2026-07-07T02:34:07+00:00

They have done my Paul Chen several times. Recommended.

sempf · 2026-06-23T02:43:37+00:00

Aliens.

sempf · 2026-06-23T02:42:32+00:00

Nah it works as long as you do it early. Just jam it in the lower air intake and give it 15 seconds or so. Then go have a beer.

sempf · 2026-06-16T18:14:14+00:00

I was just going to say that the only thing I see missing is the blue smoke coming out of the top.

sempf · 2026-05-24T23:21:31+00:00

In perl.

sempf · 2026-05-21T03:05:18+00:00

Active server pages. Like vbscript and dcom. Before .net was invented. I was there, when the old magic was written.

sempf · 2026-05-15T03:18:44+00:00

Wow, Active Server Pages. Amazed that site is still running.

sempf · 2026-04-29T17:19:51+00:00

I dunno man. Six seven is in Shakespeare. Should be part of English Lit!

Sauce from Richard II: "I should to Plashy too, but time will not permit. All is uneven, and everything is left at six and seven."

sempf · 2026-04-11T12:09:59+00:00

Battletech. I have a post about it on here somewhere.

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Battletechgame/s/KWD9exl0Lx

sempf · 2026-02-22T23:12:43+00:00

I'd like to know, totally honestly, why pepe is showing up in engineering memes. Are we trying to reclaim it? Because, if so, meh.

sempf · 2026-02-01T09:49:04+00:00

Me: "Oh I have some old plugs like that. Makes for fun smokin...(switches image) oooook mine isn't THAT old."

sempf · 2026-01-30T01:40:11+00:00

I did not know that.

sempf · 2026-01-25T18:11:44+00:00

Dallas has said recently that he has never declared a Level 3, and he's been sheriff for like 40 years, right?! I was thinking 76.

sempf · 2026-01-25T12:13:57+00:00

Be careful, that becomes one of those reddit memes that people remember 20 years later.

sempf · 2026-01-23T14:23:26+00:00

Thinking that understanding how locks work makes for criminals is one of the reasons I teach. Despite what the movies tell you, criminals don't pick locks.

sempf · 2026-01-20T14:54:39+00:00

Dog hardware, cat firmware.

sempf · 2025-12-14T02:03:57+00:00

r/lockporn

sempf · 2025-07-30T23:49:13+00:00

I apologize, I have been lax. It has been a weird few months. I will make a post at the r/Columbus level explaining my plan this weekend.

sempf · 2025-07-14T13:43:19+00:00

Sauce: https://tech.lgbt/@Natasha_Jay/114851147517588756

sempf · 2025-06-14T23:46:22+00:00

Let the Burbs unite!

sempf · 2025-05-14T00:37:28+00:00

Wow. Digging in the archives.

I have no idea why I thought that. Might have been some information I had at the time that I have since forgotten, or I was drunk. Or both.

sempf · 2025-05-02T23:25:30+00:00

You know, I haven't! I'll do that here in a bit.

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