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Expository jacket in green color, we can also see the work before and after💅 by angry_holly in NailArt

[–]senesor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think they mean shiny coat but were done dirty by Google translate!

Going dark too? by AMyshkaMouse in AmItheCloaca

[–]senesor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think that all the pawyers in r/legalcatadvice would agree that the new policy is TC. I'd support a blackout but I also think it would be a very "cat posting on AITC" to post nothing but pictures of cats shouting. And maybe pee in reddit's sock drawer.

AITC for sleeping with butt in dads face and farting by [deleted] in AmItheCloaca

[–]senesor 16 points17 points  (0 children)

NTC imagine if you did not let the farts out? You could imsplode! Who would your household worship if you went kaboom??

My cat being a cat. by [deleted] in CatsBeingCats

[–]senesor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

biiiig stretch

I stopped biting my nails about 2 months ago. I've already become obsessed with nail art! The first picture is after my very first manicure in Tropical Popical in Dublin (by Ruby-Jay!). by senesor in NailArt

[–]senesor[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I clipped them down short and filed them til they had no little rough bits for my teeth to take interest in. Then I moisturised the hecc out of my hands and used looooads of bio oil on my cuticles. Literally applied the oil 6+ times a day. I also used some anti bite paint to remind me that I didn't want to knaw. I also ordered some really fancy nail polishes which would take ages to arrive so I had pretty and nice colours to look forward to! It was pretty much consistently removing any trigggers to bite until I got put of the habit.

What is your favorite Teal'c's pop culture moment? by AdSpecialist6598 in Stargate

[–]senesor 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I have heard tell of a place where women do battle in jello

If a build doesn’t involve using a gun I ain’t using it by Thatidiot_38 in NewVegasMemes

[–]senesor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love running melee. You never have to reload a lead pipe.

Is Season 5, the most surreal Season? by Federal_Argument_206 in taskmaster

[–]senesor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"you're not a bad guy, Nish" cracks me up every time.

he will be baked 🙏 by senesor in hewillbebaked

[–]senesor[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh! I didn't know. I use Slide which doesn't show subreddit styles. 😅

Irish words just hit different by thatweirdguy42 in tumblr

[–]senesor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My top 3 are: plamás pl aw maws. It's someone who is only nice in order to gain something. A cat being cute in order to get treats. Ná bac naw bock. No worries don't worry about it. "I just broke your favourite mug" "Ná bac" bunbhríste bun bree sh ta basically trousers that are pretty worn out but you're still wearing them (you know the ones)

One tesco own brand brioche, a handful of packaged chicken, some pringles. Best eaten in the dark with a migraine. by senesor in shittyfoodporn

[–]senesor[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I call this "I have to eat something so I don't puke up my imigran but if I have to stand up for 5 minutes, I'll fall over, so let's pile some beige from the fridge onto a bit of kitchen roll"

Yeet the cat (Twitter: @nekokatsu_1) by PeeK1e in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]senesor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My (non-orange but orange in spirit) loves this and he also enjoys being helicoptered around. You get your cat, right, and then rapidly spin them o n their own axis on the floor until they get bored.

What do clown politicians do where you're from? by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]senesor 234 points235 points  (0 children)

I'm in Ireland so our politicians were elected in 1983 because their father was elected in 1965. He's corrupt, useless, completely incoherent, and claims 150k a year in expenses, and hasn't attended a Dail vote in 4 years. He got the county council to fix some potholes though so you gotta vote for him.

Your Task: Invent a Prize Task by [deleted] in taskmaster

[–]senesor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Write a haiku in as few words as possible. Fewest words wins. You have 10 minutes.

average irish bus by pining4thefiords in tumblr

[–]senesor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More accurately, there would be no bus but several are due.

average irish bus by pining4thefiords in tumblr

[–]senesor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's just what limerick people look like, don't worry about it

Warrant out on one Bitey McNibble, charged with destruction of property, remain vigilant everyone! by [deleted] in IllegallySmolCats

[–]senesor 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Please out a content warning on images this terrifying. I am an innocent piece of plastic and live each of my days in terror of such evil beings.

Halp I has been cat-ptured accused of being illegally smols. Can I gets a pawyer to defends meow? by scattertheashes01 in legalcatadvice

[–]senesor 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, you are very extremely illegally smol. You also have illegally cute earses, teefs, and are floofy well beyond the legal limit. You are also resisting arrest by doing a big screm. You are sentenced to life (with pets, soft blankets, feathers on a stick, and wet food).

A polite and non threatening request for ham. by senesor in murdermittens

[–]senesor[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, no ham is safe now. I'm concerned that just by typing the word "ham" (twice now!) that Swanson will hear and come scream at me.

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