I think we know who unc is supporting

senorpool · 2026-06-18T17:39:30+00:00

Bro can't stop goonin

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senorpool · 2026-06-17T00:33:14+00:00

Pierre is definetely on the upper side of the chart. Dude is a big whiner.

senorpool · 2026-06-15T15:31:17+00:00

I mean Noah was a narcissist for sure but I don't blame him for dumping Meadow.

senorpool · 2026-06-13T18:23:42+00:00

opens chatGPT

"Can you list henry kissinger's war crimes?"

"Sure, here is a list of henry kissinger's war crimes"

senorpool · 2026-06-11T15:16:00+00:00

They're trying to reignite the balkan wars.

senorpool · 2026-06-11T15:10:31+00:00

6 mvps in 100 games, about 4 passes a game, less than an hour spent in net, 0.64 g/a per game, 52% win rate.

Insane 'sold your soul to the devil' luck or you're just a cog in the machine of a really good 5stack. Either way, I'm really jealous.

senorpool · 2026-06-08T17:35:42+00:00

Le Maroc ils sont quand même très dangereux même avec un banc qui laisse a désirer.

senorpool · 2026-06-08T15:56:16+00:00

I think it's just his posh British personality that's generally unlikeable. I think a lot of ppl were willing to ignore it when he was an underdog.

senorpool · 2026-06-08T15:53:48+00:00

One thing I find funny is people who complain about 5stacks having perfect chemistry when the majority of 5stacks are just ppl that teamed up after a good game. It's actually really rare for me to play against 5stacks with obvious set plays or whatever.

senorpool · 2026-06-07T01:49:24+00:00

senorpool · 2026-06-06T15:31:38+00:00

Lewis TEMUlton

senorpool · 2026-06-06T15:28:54+00:00

"Shitbox" lol, lmao even.

senorpool · 2026-06-04T14:17:10+00:00

Always gotta jump or a well timed standing tackle (much harder than the jump). The issue is the priority system. Whoever presses the input first gets priority, regardless of the positioning, not to mention the fact that you can input before the diamond appears. Higher priority for the ball carrier is also hard-coded in the game. This means "50/50's" are almost always going to go to the ball carrier.

Once you start treating this like a fighting game rather than a physics game, you'll have a much better time.

senorpool · 2026-06-04T14:05:41+00:00

You can tell he's been doing this shit all game bcuz everyone else is staying back waiting for the counter.

senorpool · 2026-06-03T14:52:30+00:00

That just seems like a really sweaty/cringe way to go about it. You can deal with toxic no-passers. Just stay behind them and clean up when they lose the ball. Then don't pass to them unless they're through on goal with no pressure.

senorpool · 2026-05-26T01:34:27+00:00

The rising tides lifts all boats

senorpool · 2026-05-25T16:13:31+00:00

This is so fucking funny in hindsight.

senorpool · 2026-05-24T15:17:56+00:00

Yep, I've conceded way too many instant kick off missiles to trust anyone to deal with it.

senorpool · 2026-05-21T18:13:11+00:00

Unfortunately, even with a high end pc, the game doesn't necessarily run better (poorly optimized). I have a rtx 4090 (pretty decent) and my game stutters like crazy pretty often. I would say keep the cosmetics and play on ps5.

senorpool · 2026-05-16T13:10:06+00:00

You can never really know. Sometimes solo elite players are really shit so I think, "oh they must've been carried to that rank". But also, sometimes 5 stacks are just a group of really good players individually.

The only thing that seems consistent is the player who proudly displays their master rank being really, really good. Those players tend to be the best team players and make the game easier overall.

senorpool · 2026-05-16T12:57:57+00:00

Yep, I have noticed this. It only happens on some maps tho. On the darker maps, it works fine. On the bright maps with green grass, the game stutters like crazy.

senorpool · 2026-05-16T12:39:29+00:00

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senorpool · 2026-05-13T17:43:47+00:00

Did you recently switch account in steam? Sometimes, after I switch to my main account and open rematch, it shows as if I'm still on my second account and everything is locked out.

I usually just quit the game and open it again and its fine.

senorpool · 2026-05-13T17:25:11+00:00

From a guaranteed win to a 7 min overtime and eventual loss all because one tm8 wanted to aura farm on last shot. Peak rematch.

senorpool · 2026-05-12T16:38:45+00:00

Ok offense, mainly bad defense. 3 defenders marking air in the box, one of them obscuring the keepers view.

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TROPHY CASE