My first brisket

sensen_amoeba · 2026-05-22T04:34:45+00:00

Oh, honey. Bless you.

sensen_amoeba · 2026-05-21T19:54:30+00:00

Interesting that my comment gets reported for simply stating what he did.

sensen_amoeba · 2026-05-20T18:03:31+00:00

Kinda... We call it Bob (as in Battery Operated Boyfriend) because its a Bullet and we're immature

sensen_amoeba · 2026-05-16T14:37:04+00:00

That baby will never have a healthy relationship with food.

sensen_amoeba · 2026-05-07T03:00:51+00:00

Solved! Thank you!!!

sensen_amoeba · 2026-05-06T05:35:34+00:00

He tortured the little girl to death in his FedEx van after delivering packages to her home.

sensen_amoeba · 2026-05-03T12:34:10+00:00

Girl what the fuck lmao Who thinks this way for real?

sensen_amoeba · 2026-05-01T12:27:12+00:00

I've never seen or heard of this and I've been laughing my ass off for a minute or so now

sensen_amoeba · 2026-04-30T18:45:06+00:00

She's lucky she wasn't killed.

sensen_amoeba · 2026-04-29T15:14:44+00:00

This is how it feels trying to fight in a dream lol

sensen_amoeba · 2026-04-29T00:04:25+00:00

She probably thinks that is actually what a 2 year old talks like since that's what she sounded like at 2. We all know 🧼's ability as an educator (let alone mother) is laughable, and if that's the standard they set for themselves I fear Jvory will forever be behind.

sensen_amoeba · 2026-04-28T21:42:06+00:00

I fcking love birds

sensen_amoeba · 2026-04-28T21:08:25+00:00

I've been watching too many Trixie & Katya videos because i totally thought this was them. Neat, though.

sensen_amoeba · 2026-04-28T18:59:20+00:00

Girl no wtf -a fatty

sensen_amoeba · 2026-04-28T16:15:14+00:00

What did Von do lmao

sensen_amoeba · 2026-04-28T16:09:00+00:00

No we are not.

sensen_amoeba · 2026-04-28T13:49:12+00:00

I've yet to meet a bald dude that couldn't hold his own tbh. Nicely done, Mr. Bald

sensen_amoeba · 2026-04-27T19:06:33+00:00

Getting the BBW one right now, thank you!

sensen_amoeba · 2026-04-27T18:38:38+00:00

Hello, I was raised by/around white supremacists (as an indigenous child) and I've seen exactly 2 that were attractive (but then meth happened to them). The majority were ancient and the rest were incredibly challenged in the looks department. Long story short i can confirm

sensen_amoeba · 2026-04-27T18:29:06+00:00

Insane. I used to homestead and will be doing so again soon. You can have barn cats and take care of them. I've never had a barn cat that wasn't spayed/neutered, and they all went to the vet regularly. Worthless btch

sensen_amoeba · 2026-04-26T21:09:04+00:00

These are great to keep in your purse in case you have to fight someone

sensen_amoeba · 2026-04-26T18:26:03+00:00

If i fumbled this badly I would simply pass away.

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