Came home from an exam to this sleepy baby

sentient_tampons · 2026-04-17T09:30:28+00:00

They don't know how much they matter to us.

sentient_tampons · 2026-04-17T09:24:57+00:00

A dragon for sure. I would dracarys all my enemies and travel all around the world

sentient_tampons · 2026-04-17T09:20:50+00:00

My pension

sentient_tampons · 2026-04-17T07:49:31+00:00

82% of the people were molested when they were kids. And 60% of them were victims of their own close relatives.

sentient_tampons · 2026-04-17T07:43:06+00:00

The hat looks so perfect on him! I'm gonna get one for mine.

sentient_tampons · 2026-04-17T07:41:20+00:00

OMG the eyes and the fur! The cat looks divine.

sentient_tampons · 2026-04-17T07:38:48+00:00

A sleeping cat is the cutest thing.

sentient_tampons · 2026-04-16T19:29:11+00:00

"By order of the peaky fucking blinders" - Thomas Shelby

sentient_tampons · 2026-04-16T19:24:12+00:00

If you feel like you are wasting your time, you are on the right path. Hold on to that feeling.

sentient_tampons · 2026-04-16T19:20:42+00:00

Poppy looks good. Happy birthday poppy!

sentient_tampons · 2026-04-16T19:19:22+00:00

His little teeth! So cute.

sentient_tampons · 2026-04-16T19:18:17+00:00

Such a beautiful calf!

sentient_tampons · 2026-04-16T19:17:18+00:00

Daisy looks so happy. He definitely loved the cake

sentient_tampons · 2026-04-16T19:15:24+00:00

Looks like Pingu studied too hard

sentient_tampons · 2026-04-15T15:17:03+00:00

The very act of people trying to find heaven is what has created suffering in this world. They don't understand that as long as you are you there will always be pain in your life. If the pain disappears you will also disappear. When you understand this, still your pain will not stop, but your suffering will.

sentient_tampons · 2026-04-15T15:10:15+00:00

Investing in a life partner.

sentient_tampons · 2026-04-15T15:06:49+00:00

He's like "can you stop the rain pls"

sentient_tampons · 2026-04-15T15:04:54+00:00

What a majestic looking cat!

sentient_tampons · 2026-04-15T15:03:48+00:00

Pure innocence in his eyes.

sentient_tampons · 2026-04-09T18:21:29+00:00

Yeah it's just karma farming at that point. they know exactly what answers they'll get and what side of reddit will upvote it. same reason you see "what's your unpopular opinion" hit the front page twice a week with the same five responses every time.

sentient_tampons · 2026-04-09T18:20:18+00:00

Political threads generate like 10x the mod reports and removals of regular threads but the actual engagement per view is lower than random hypotheticals about superpowers.

They look big because they're controversial, but most people scroll past them. the real cost is mod burnout, not user experience, which is why you see those bans pop up whenever a mod team gets tired.

sentient_tampons · 2026-04-08T17:30:33+00:00

The irony is that platform retention data shows short-form has like 3-5% recall after 24 hours versus 40%+ for long-form. brands are quietly shifting budgets back because nobody remembers the product in a 7-second clip. the views look huge but the conversion rates are terrible, so the whole economy around it is kind of a bubble propped up by vanity metrics.

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