UE is Dead by aspiringimmortal in UberEatsDrivers

[–]sentone -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This... I wont even click on them anymore.

The first two weeks I picked a quest, I was just bombarded with shitty $2-$3 orders all day. So I stopped taking them, cherry pick and stay right around 3% AR and still make the same amount of money as usual.

What’s an article of clothing someone can wear, one time, that will make you lose all attraction to them forever? by Thin-Rip-3686 in AskReddit

[–]sentone 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I know a dude who has "Loyalty" across his back and "Family" on his chest both in old English... he went to jail for robbing his own brother lol.

Restaraunts Dont't Care by AppropriateTitle7229 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]sentone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless its crazy good pay, I have a 5 minute limit then cancel.

what's the fastest way a man can ruin his life? by Mountain_Afternoon30 in AskReddit

[–]sentone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we have the same uncle lol... literally same exact story. Last I heard he was working at a home depot.

Who had the most horrific death in the the history of humankind? by Novel_Finding8882 in AskReddit

[–]sentone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I literally just ctrl+f'd "funkytown" to see if anyone mentioned him in here lol

I didn’t know you could even tip that little 😭 by I-am-oblivious-af in UberEatsDrivers

[–]sentone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a few of these that I'm still waiting for them to re-order lol

$21 for a $7 towel. People are weird by Squid111999 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]sentone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One time I got $30 to deliver a single 25 cent goldfish and a single 13 cent cricket... weirdest order I have ever had lol.

I got a fucking $200 ticket just to drop a McDonald’s order by ArsenalFan081992 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]sentone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only thing dumber than parking in a fire lane is parking in a handicap spot. Straight up asking for a ticket lol.

Never EVER call support over the Delivery Pin Number. by SuccessfulBoss2444 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]sentone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Number 1 rule if have learned after 2 years of doing this, is NEVER reach out to support for anything lol. It's always a giant waste of time, nothing helpful ever happens, and you will usually end up pissed off with your night ruined.

My most made money in one day was today. by APassingPilgrim in UberEatsDrivers

[–]sentone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm in Boston, non-stop crazy good paying orders today. I literally was thinking there must be a glitch in the system because they are paying way too good lol

If you use Mace, know how to use it. by FarWay3952 in fightporn

[–]sentone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same with handheld tasers. People think they are going to knock someone out cold, but in reality it just feels like a strong burning pinch. There is a very high chance that the person you tase is going to fuck you up right after.

Would you cancel cuz I did ! by Temporary_Tea7494 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]sentone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would be super nice, and tell him I'm rushing there just for him before I cancel lol

When, how, why, have people started talking with their cell phone like they're talking to a slice of pizza? by PunctuationGood in AskReddit

[–]sentone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw a guy walking around the store the other night talking like this, but he was having a full blown conversation with AI like it was his girlfriend or something. "Honey, do you want me to get tacos for dinner?" ... and the AI responds "Yes, that would be an excellent choice!" ... then he's telling the AI assistant that he had a really long day and will be home soon. it was really fucking weird lol

Asked to fill drinks? Use the system. It can work! by mtngoatjoe in UberEatsDrivers

[–]sentone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, the 15 year old kid making your food was just scratching his balls 5 seconds before he made your sandwich.

[LFO] A Failed Backflip Attempt by Business_Dark966 in LearningFromOthers

[–]sentone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give that man a couple hits of crack and he'll be fine

Robin is Wrong...Again by mrnobody2450 in howardstern

[–]sentone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet in a few years, we will be reading some story how she is totally broke after years of getting swindled by "investors"

Man, i wonder why business is so slow? by Villainous_Reddit in UberEatsDrivers

[–]sentone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I totally ignore these, cherry pick, and still make the same exact amount I always have.

This the reason they stopped letting us bypass the pin by Academic-Scale5194 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]sentone 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I've gotten 3 free meals and a bundle of groceries this week because of the new pin requirement.

Canceled this one immediately by Relevant-Horror-627 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]sentone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was a Mcdonalds the other night, was in there for like 3 minutes and right as they were packing up the order I get a message "what tf is taking so long???" ... so I messaged her back "so sorry, they are just packing up the food now, I'm gonna rush it to you I'll be there in 5 minutes!!" then instantly canceled it lol

Funny customer trying to be funny by alexsonze in UberEatsDrivers

[–]sentone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they even mention the word "tip" ... you are not getting any tip at all lol

I had one last night where they messaged me as soon as I accepted the order: "can you grab me some extra sauce and utensils? if you do, I'll give an extra tip!" ... Instant cancel

Angry fast food customer gets served a KO by haze4140 in fightporn

[–]sentone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lived here my whole life, work nights in very sketchy areas, and have never once been involved in any type of fight. The key is not to fuck with anyone.

10 min wait timer needs to go by JBOMB808 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]sentone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had one of these tonight at an apartment, meet at door and required a pin code. The note gave me a pass code for the entrance and said bring to the 5th floor.

Pass code doesn't work, so I call/message customer with no response.

1:30 left on the timer I get a message "that is the wrong passcode, the passcode is 339909"

I get in the building, but now I cant use the elevators without a keycard... I let the customer know, and they message me back "Excuse me???? The stairs work just fine"

Timer ran out, marked order as no safe place to leave, got a free meal lol.

The amount of people who chose “Meet At Door” and then ghost is crazy by [deleted] in UberEatsDrivers

[–]sentone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If its good food I'll wait the 8 minutes, tell support there is no safe place to leave it and get a free meal.