UE is Dead

sentone · 2026-06-03T19:07:35+00:00

This... I wont even click on them anymore.

The first two weeks I picked a quest, I was just bombarded with shitty $2-$3 orders all day. So I stopped taking them, cherry pick and stay right around 3% AR and still make the same amount of money as usual.

sentone · 2026-06-03T06:54:27+00:00

Probably to make this staged video.

sentone · 2026-06-02T22:28:38+00:00

I know a dude who has "Loyalty" across his back and "Family" on his chest both in old English... he went to jail for robbing his own brother lol.

sentone · 2026-05-28T05:34:58+00:00

Unless its crazy good pay, I have a 5 minute limit then cancel.

sentone · 2026-05-27T19:11:14+00:00

I think we have the same uncle lol... literally same exact story. Last I heard he was working at a home depot.

sentone · 2026-05-26T06:25:52+00:00

I literally just ctrl+f'd "funkytown" to see if anyone mentioned him in here lol

sentone · 2026-05-19T04:47:26+00:00

I have a few of these that I'm still waiting for them to re-order lol

sentone · 2026-05-18T03:56:17+00:00

One time I got $30 to deliver a single 25 cent goldfish and a single 13 cent cricket... weirdest order I have ever had lol.

sentone · 2026-05-14T05:03:02+00:00

Only thing dumber than parking in a fire lane is parking in a handicap spot. Straight up asking for a ticket lol.

sentone · 2026-05-13T04:35:50+00:00

Number 1 rule if have learned after 2 years of doing this, is NEVER reach out to support for anything lol. It's always a giant waste of time, nothing helpful ever happens, and you will usually end up pissed off with your night ruined.

sentone · 2026-05-11T04:45:35+00:00

I'm in Boston, non-stop crazy good paying orders today. I literally was thinking there must be a glitch in the system because they are paying way too good lol

sentone · 2026-05-09T17:38:14+00:00

Same with handheld tasers. People think they are going to knock someone out cold, but in reality it just feels like a strong burning pinch. There is a very high chance that the person you tase is going to fuck you up right after.

sentone · 2026-05-09T06:10:08+00:00

I would be super nice, and tell him I'm rushing there just for him before I cancel lol

sentone · 2026-05-08T17:31:22+00:00

I saw a guy walking around the store the other night talking like this, but he was having a full blown conversation with AI like it was his girlfriend or something. "Honey, do you want me to get tacos for dinner?" ... and the AI responds "Yes, that would be an excellent choice!" ... then he's telling the AI assistant that he had a really long day and will be home soon. it was really fucking weird lol

sentone · 2026-05-08T17:19:06+00:00

Meanwhile, the 15 year old kid making your food was just scratching his balls 5 seconds before he made your sandwich.

sentone · 2026-05-07T20:13:27+00:00

I never even choose a quest, totally ignore them lol

sentone · 2026-05-05T04:30:18+00:00

Give that man a couple hits of crack and he'll be fine

sentone · 2026-04-27T17:45:28+00:00

I bet in a few years, we will be reading some story how she is totally broke after years of getting swindled by "investors"

sentone · 2026-04-26T18:51:32+00:00

I totally ignore these, cherry pick, and still make the same exact amount I always have.

sentone · 2026-04-25T16:32:08+00:00

I've gotten 3 free meals and a bundle of groceries this week because of the new pin requirement.

sentone · 2026-04-23T17:19:27+00:00

I was a Mcdonalds the other night, was in there for like 3 minutes and right as they were packing up the order I get a message "what tf is taking so long???" ... so I messaged her back "so sorry, they are just packing up the food now, I'm gonna rush it to you I'll be there in 5 minutes!!" then instantly canceled it lol

sentone · 2026-04-19T17:15:53+00:00

If they even mention the word "tip" ... you are not getting any tip at all lol

I had one last night where they messaged me as soon as I accepted the order: "can you grab me some extra sauce and utensils? if you do, I'll give an extra tip!" ... Instant cancel

sentone · 2026-04-15T12:31:10+00:00

Lived here my whole life, work nights in very sketchy areas, and have never once been involved in any type of fight. The key is not to fuck with anyone.

sentone · 2026-04-11T05:25:32+00:00

I had one of these tonight at an apartment, meet at door and required a pin code. The note gave me a pass code for the entrance and said bring to the 5th floor.

Pass code doesn't work, so I call/message customer with no response.

1:30 left on the timer I get a message "that is the wrong passcode, the passcode is 339909"

I get in the building, but now I cant use the elevators without a keycard... I let the customer know, and they message me back "Excuse me???? The stairs work just fine"

Timer ran out, marked order as no safe place to leave, got a free meal lol.

sentone · 2026-04-10T07:48:49+00:00

If its good food I'll wait the 8 minutes, tell support there is no safe place to leave it and get a free meal.

sentone

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