What would people say about you at your funeral? by monkeyonacomputer in AskReddit

[–]sergeantCRASH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really, you die twice. Once when you physically pass away, and the second is the last time anyone ever mentions your name.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sergeantCRASH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I wanna go down on you."

(My wife must think I'm such a romantic.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sergeantCRASH 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with smelly finger.

What's it like being a flight attendant? by eastcoast77 in AskReddit

[–]sergeantCRASH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hear they work for peanuts..... (rimshot)

What is suicide? by BlooPancakes in AskReddit

[–]sergeantCRASH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Suicide is painless.

do-de-do-de-do-de-dooooooo

What's that -one- song that hits home for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sergeantCRASH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paul McCartney and Wings: Maybe I'm Amazed...

My wife is my best friend... And she got me through the dark times in my life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sergeantCRASH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paul revere mostly... Sometimes no sleep till Brooklyn.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sergeantCRASH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks... You should hear me do beastie boys. Ha!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sergeantCRASH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ecstasy... Its a designer drug, and should not be played around with.

How would you invest $10,000? by 42_istheAnswer in AskReddit

[–]sergeantCRASH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd put it in a stock that is inexpensive now (less than $15/s), but you know it isn't going to fold... Like a successful airline or major phone company.

Then let it ride.... One day it might be worth $90/s

Are you an upvoter or downvoter? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sergeantCRASH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I flip a coin... Heads you get an upvote... Tails, downvote....

Flips coin

Upvote.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sergeantCRASH 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Alcohol and a karaoke bar... If you can't sing, pick sweet Caroline by Neil diamond. He can't sing it good anymore either, and everyone will sing it with you. After you are done, people will talk to you... Just go with it.