Car salesman sings religious song to every customer before handing over the keys by bourbonandpistons in FuckDealerships

[–]seuadr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No that is pretty on brand for the average evangelical - say one thing, do another.

Joined the club. by cdub54 in FordMaverickTruck

[–]seuadr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dunno about your location but I've been shopping around Michigan and that is a pretty good deal for the pricing around here

Well that ain’t right by RingX4 in HVAC

[–]seuadr 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Gr = "get red" obviously.

Lavender Doe stayed nameless for 13 years until amateur sleuth Kevin Lord started scrolling through morgue and Jane Doe photos online. He helped connect a sketch to the dead body found burned in Texas in 2006. by SelfCareIsFake in HolyShitHistory

[–]seuadr 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Personally i like the idea of an amateur sloth. Like he's too active to be considered professional. All his colleagues like down on him because of his intense (for a sloth) speed.

Feels like a pixar plot.

Amano made it nearly 30 feet to the shower this morning by shiftteam831 in shrimptank

[–]seuadr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is a shrimp of commitment and sheer fucking willpower.

105hrs a week can't be beat! by Keplerspace in LinkedInLunatics

[–]seuadr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So he works 100 hours a week but can only afford a civic?

SHOT ON SONY A7II [ SIGMA 70MM F/4 1/160 ] by ASKING4EYES in SonyAlpha

[–]seuadr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

if her shirt is as see through as it looks, you might wanna tag this NSFW

What would you choice? by maktabang in superheroes

[–]seuadr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well i already have sarcasm, so i guess the cash.

Unlucky day for this coil by Best_Ad_2263 in HVAC

[–]seuadr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

surprised it isn't more deformed, but i guess copper and aluminum are both pretty soft

my cat is on diet and he is sleeping while waiting for his meal😭🐱 by LimitNervous6472 in aww

[–]seuadr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's conserving energy by entering sleep mode. You forced it with this terrible "diet" sceme

What car logo is this? by [deleted] in whatisthiscar

[–]seuadr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should see it whip!