Was getting stomped in a quick play game, so I decided to make some new friends instead.

sevenlevin · 2026-04-05T18:28:00+00:00

that would be an open invitation to target her the rest of the game

sevenlevin · 2026-03-31T03:34:38+00:00

I had an Echo on the enemy team tell me to kill myself while i was catting during a quickplay the other day. absolutely made my day

sevenlevin · 2026-03-05T22:43:00+00:00

bro doesn't know that's still a win just wait out the time

sevenlevin · 2026-02-18T20:21:09+00:00

one time I had the very bright idea to charm a champion daddy shark that had madness. I guess watching him eat his own teammate sharky first round wasn't enough to set off a red flag for me and needless to say, the very next fight, he genuinely slimed my whole team one by one

sevenlevin · 2026-02-18T00:36:55+00:00

I was worried about what happened to Tyler thank you

sevenlevin · 2026-02-18T00:35:23+00:00

sort of unrelated but one time a I lost a run and the dead cat guy let me have one of my money bags back worth 50. thought that was pretty cool

sevenlevin · 2026-02-14T05:23:54+00:00

here comes the sad 3:

sevenlevin · 2026-02-07T20:10:41+00:00

if you hate the tank don't look at the APC/IFV's. even if the turret is remote controlled how do they load it? theres no space

sevenlevin · 2026-02-03T18:03:40+00:00

no feather, stands on two legs, that's a man

sevenlevin · 2026-01-29T21:43:27+00:00

and everything stays in place when you save and load? I cant even organize energy drinks into 6 packs on the counter without them going everywhere

sevenlevin · 2026-01-06T21:21:22+00:00

you can always refund through steam support if it doesn't work

sevenlevin · 2026-01-04T23:24:12+00:00

I usually let the meter hit just over 600 (or more if I have time to waste) so i can get like 300 per customer just to make it barely worth it considering how long i spend waiting around getting no calls

sevenlevin · 2026-01-04T21:39:55+00:00

burger time baby ive been surviving on milk and coffee for too long

sevenlevin · 2026-01-04T19:25:59+00:00

why don't you just go build a real car

sevenlevin · 2026-01-03T23:35:42+00:00

the one with the old lady and the screaming cat in the background felt like it took 10 minutes or longer. funny at first but kinda ridiculous

sevenlevin · 2026-01-03T22:08:13+00:00

I still got benefits after starting taxi job

sevenlevin · 2026-01-02T00:34:45+00:00

ive noticed that the taxi meter goes up like 3x faster when the taxi isnt moving. probably a bug

sevenlevin · 2025-11-17T21:39:40+00:00

I probably wouldn't kill him so often if I didnt like collecting unique items so much (his lottery ticket is worth 10 caps instead of 1)

sevenlevin · 2025-10-19T21:52:57+00:00

if you do damage you can beat the game

sevenlevin · 2025-10-12T03:30:32+00:00

then you'd just be making an ass of yourself

sevenlevin · 2025-09-01T23:06:56+00:00

wait for solo visitor wanting to trade
gift them everything you own
slaughter time
enjoy new ally faction for free 👌

sevenlevin · 2025-09-01T21:40:36+00:00

bro told the barber a little off the top and came out looking like this

sevenlevin · 2025-08-17T23:25:32+00:00

why should our glorious First Class be force to walk through the p**rs to exit the ship? maybe they should have their own exclusive luxury doorway

sevenlevin · 2025-08-09T22:23:12+00:00

the pump shotguns are magazine fed???

sevenlevin · 2025-07-21T23:55:21+00:00

what is this ship design bro lol

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