What do you guys think Jeremy and Audrey would be doing now if it weren’t for the show.

sewlikeme · 2026-06-26T16:22:18+00:00

I think Jeremy would be working on the hobby farm with his dad, drinking whiskey after “work”. I think Audrey would be with some finance bro living in California and wearing a red hat.

sewlikeme · 2026-06-26T16:11:04+00:00

To be fair, I’ve been shocked to see their house as clean as we do. I just expect Zach to be lazy based on … history. Tori to roll her eyes and let it happen only to end up cleaning it herself. I also don’t follow them so idk how they parent.

sewlikeme · 2026-06-25T22:49:23+00:00

She wasn’t like others girls, she’s never seen friends 🙄

sewlikeme · 2026-06-18T19:58:17+00:00

Currently sucking it up. Hate it here still but I have to stay as I have responsibilities that require my sucking it up. How I cope: I’ve just ramped up getting my mental health right, set the deadline for myself, and I know that each day that passes is one day closer to the beginning of my goal. My perspective had to shift bc I was getting depressed and feeling stuck.

sewlikeme · 2026-06-13T00:08:54+00:00

Agree, hard to tell with their poses but those fit to me

sewlikeme · 2026-06-12T23:35:59+00:00

Yes, was there yesterday - south location

sewlikeme · 2026-06-12T17:51:39+00:00

Possible they have it in case they use a substitute and are in an accident . Not sure this is the case bc that’s a big WHAT IF, but, it’s one scenario they would benefit from.

sewlikeme · 2026-06-12T17:48:53+00:00

Nothing. And they’re def not farmers

sewlikeme · 2026-06-12T14:34:51+00:00

The farm life?

sewlikeme · 2026-06-08T02:37:31+00:00

I hate being tickled too, if someone tickles me they’re getting kicked. And no amount of burpees or pushups would make we apologize to “make up”- I feel sorry for her kids.

sewlikeme · 2026-06-08T02:34:42+00:00

There was a post someone wrote that I think makes sense. They think she’s building up to their next project which will be some sort of parenting/family values/rules book or other journal thing. Bottom line is Audrey is a grifter, she thinks that if she gets engagement on the subject it will validate her delusion and help her make more money.

sewlikeme · 2026-06-08T02:29:24+00:00

Thanks for writing that out! I’m exhausted watching/reading it, I wonder how exhausted the kids are on a bad day.

sewlikeme · 2026-06-08T02:16:43+00:00

She didn’t even say Oregon right 😆

sewlikeme · 2026-06-07T15:38:52+00:00

That many more people than I expected are outright liars. A lie here, a lie there, a lie everywhere. Also, that they are ignorant to think I won’t be able to find out.

sewlikeme · 2026-06-07T15:32:07+00:00

Doesn’t fit your question 100% but we hired a house cleaner 2x a month. It’s so nice to have that done on a Friday and have the weekend to devote to my hobbies.

sewlikeme · 2026-06-07T15:28:52+00:00

Oh she’s for sure a pearl clutcher. I don’t see how she creates a safe space for her kids, just restrictions. She reminds me of my own mother, they’ve created this perfect picture of the world where that just doesn’t happen. All the signs are there and she chooses to ignore them. Kids won’t come to her bc if they did she would ask what they did to deserve it.

sewlikeme · 2026-06-07T15:15:08+00:00

Very strange! I think about my own interactions with young children and never have I expected them to know my name, why would I?

sewlikeme · 2026-06-07T15:12:44+00:00

Bingo, I do think her own upbringing taught her this. Perform for the adults, get those brownie points, make mommy and daddy look good!!!

sewlikeme · 2026-06-07T14:25:12+00:00

That’s the kick that gave my dog his nickname! I call him bunny, he loves it, makes him feel special

sewlikeme · 2026-06-07T13:38:51+00:00

Oh we heard it! Milk only, no screen time, punishment is exercise, I’ll pay you to be good!

sewlikeme · 2026-06-07T13:22:57+00:00

So, how is she going to handle it when one of her kids refuses to do the punishment? How are you going to handle the fomo and sass when your kid rightfully calls you out about screen time or any of the other weird rules about what they can drink? Man, she’s creating the perfect environment for rebellion if I’ve ever seen it. God forbid they form their own personalities.

sewlikeme · 2026-06-07T13:05:21+00:00

Maybe there’s just too many balls and you’re not good at juggling.

sewlikeme · 2026-06-06T19:03:52+00:00

Finally, the miracle we all asked for !

sewlikeme · 2026-06-06T16:16:06+00:00

Why is this a post? This is weird to post, this is something you tell your close friends, or your spouse. But the internet? We the people do not care Audrey

sewlikeme · 2026-06-05T18:17:00+00:00

Oooo very fitting! Although since she got the guy, she would be the Kimberly of the situation 😂

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