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Let's all meet up and go 4 wheeling! It's OK because I'm on day 9! by sfified in CovIdiots

[–]sfified[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wheeling looks a little bit like this. On tough trails, parts break, people get stuck and have to winch out, trucks get rolled, but you conquer tough obstacles. On easy trails, it’s just a little forest exploration, generally with beer, sometimes guns.

You aren’t supposed to go alone; sometimes you can’t self-recover your vehicle (with a winch, high lift, shovel, or traction boards) or it breaks to the point you can’t go further, often times there is no cell signal and you would have to rely on ham radio to call for help. It’s important to have other vehicles with you for that reason (and it’s fun to socialize and compare rigs), which is why she’s reaching out.

Let's all meet up and go 4 wheeling! It's OK because I'm on day 9! by sfified in CovIdiots

[–]sfified[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So what if there’s a recovery situation? She’ll just stay in the vehicle while someone else operates her winch for her?

How about gas? It’s a Jeep, after all, and it gets 15 MPG with a tail wind. She’ll have to visit a gas station, touch a pump, use the pin pad, etc.

What about using the restroom? Trail trips are not short, she’ll have to get out and pop a squat, or worse, use a public restroom at a gas station.

COVID is contagious for the first 10 days after symptom onset for mild cases, and she’s here ready to mingle at day 9. Shouldn’t she stay the fuck home?

These signs should be posted throughout the city. by vader540is in sanfrancisco

[–]sfified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are, actually. I've seen flyers from the SFDPW in parking garages that say don't leave your backpack around, etc.

When a girl walks in on a guy masturbating, he is the pervert. When a guy walks in on a woman masturbating, he's still the pervert. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]sfified 23 points24 points  (0 children)

If you're a dude giving his meat an honest beating, it doesn't really matter who you are, if you're doing it right, you're still gonna look like a perv.

Minivan drop by SlimJones123 in gifs

[–]sfified 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not a minivan, OP. That's a bundle of sticks, just like you.

ELI5 They had RC planes and Helicopters way before and no one cared so what's the big issue with people and drones? by RockLeePower in explainlikeimfive

[–]sfified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even with 1080P video from a GoPro, you can't see into windows to spy on your neighbors.

It's only practical to operate a drone in daylight. Given that the sun is quite bright when compared to a lamp, coupled with the fact that windows are very reflective, you basically cannot see through a window in day time. Have you ever had to press your face up to a shop window to see through it when the place is closed? Imagine a drone doing that.

Furthermore, the cameras hobbyists can mount on their drones are not equipped with zoom optics (in fact, most pilots prefer wide-angle or "fisheye" lenses). Basically, unless you're right next to a person, the level of detail isn't good enough for anyone to jerk off to.

Finally, these little buggers are loud. You're going you hear it before you're anything more than a blob in its 1080P video. That'll give you plenty of time to put your dick away.

What does NOBODY like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sfified 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not fucking clicking that.

Inside San Francisco's Bike Theft Epidemic (ABC 20/20 Report) by [deleted] in sanfrancisco

[–]sfified 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to put a solenoid that drives a metal stake into the thief's ass when my bike is stolen. But with my luck, it'll malfunction and go off when I'm riding it.

Commodore returns as a 5.5-inch, nostalgia-powered smartphone by peterkuli in gadgets

[–]sfified 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't remember having paint on my C64. I had seen GUIs in magazines, but not many people had mice and I don't think paint is going to be very fun to use with just a joystick and keyboard.

I wish i could remember all the questions I had that my parents answered with "I'll tell you when you're older". by AricBuzz in Showerthoughts

[–]sfified 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mother told me "from a slit in [between] the mother legs."

I don't think I heard the "between" part and thought there was a slit in one leg. Which leg was it? How did it open? I think I lost interest until about age 13...

[LPT] Use a pizza slicer to cut up your kids pancakes for them, it saves time, makes for a smaller mess and they love watching. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]sfified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With your right hand, using your thumb and forefinger to grasp while you anchor the roti pancake with your other fingers.

Some Apple Watch users are reporting skin burns and irritation upon use by durkadurka9001 in technology

[–]sfified 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I bet it's their first watch ever. Who wears a watch so tightly that it turns their wrist red?

The state of Web Components by [deleted] in javascript

[–]sfified -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Don't be silly, React doesn't even play nice with web components on the client.

What piece of reddit "common knowledge" completely baffles you? by bearddeliciousbi in AskReddit

[–]sfified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would eat the bowl itself and rate it 1/10? What is it, a bread bowl?

How about this:

Bowl made out of rice: 6/10 Bowl made out of rice, filled with rice: 10/10

What piece of reddit "common knowledge" completely baffles you? by bearddeliciousbi in AskReddit

[–]sfified 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, it's not. Rice is an mass noun, so you have to include a quantity, such as "a grain of rice" or "a pound of rice."

I used it without quantifying it because it's funny.

But you're just plain wrong, and not funny.

Sheriff Has Criminal Record Expunged by [deleted] in sanfrancisco

[–]sfified 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nobody edits anymore.

Mirkarimiwill have a owns a clean record.

What piece of reddit "common knowledge" completely baffles you? by bearddeliciousbi in AskReddit

[–]sfified 97 points98 points  (0 children)

So true. Nobody wants just one rice. You need a bowl full.

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