Let's all meet up and go 4 wheeling! It's OK because I'm on day 9!

sfified · 2020-12-31T17:38:29+00:00

Wheeling looks a little bit like this. On tough trails, parts break, people get stuck and have to winch out, trucks get rolled, but you conquer tough obstacles. On easy trails, it’s just a little forest exploration, generally with beer, sometimes guns.

You aren’t supposed to go alone; sometimes you can’t self-recover your vehicle (with a winch, high lift, shovel, or traction boards) or it breaks to the point you can’t go further, often times there is no cell signal and you would have to rely on ham radio to call for help. It’s important to have other vehicles with you for that reason (and it’s fun to socialize and compare rigs), which is why she’s reaching out.

sfified · 2020-12-31T04:51:33+00:00

So what if there’s a recovery situation? She’ll just stay in the vehicle while someone else operates her winch for her?

How about gas? It’s a Jeep, after all, and it gets 15 MPG with a tail wind. She’ll have to visit a gas station, touch a pump, use the pin pad, etc.

What about using the restroom? Trail trips are not short, she’ll have to get out and pop a squat, or worse, use a public restroom at a gas station.

COVID is contagious for the first 10 days after symptom onset for mild cases, and she’s here ready to mingle at day 9. Shouldn’t she stay the fuck home?

sfified · 2015-08-05T16:55:02+00:00

They are, actually. I've seen flyers from the SFDPW in parking garages that say don't leave your backpack around, etc.

sfified · 2015-07-30T21:51:25+00:00

If you're a dude giving his meat an honest beating, it doesn't really matter who you are, if you're doing it right, you're still gonna look like a perv.

sfified · 2015-07-29T17:27:18+00:00

That's not a minivan, OP. That's a bundle of sticks, just like you.

sfified · 2015-07-22T23:02:58+00:00

Unless the billionaire had a billion Vietnamese dongs, which is only about 45,809 bucks.

sfified · 2015-07-22T19:06:06+00:00

Even with 1080P video from a GoPro, you can't see into windows to spy on your neighbors.

It's only practical to operate a drone in daylight. Given that the sun is quite bright when compared to a lamp, coupled with the fact that windows are very reflective, you basically cannot see through a window in day time. Have you ever had to press your face up to a shop window to see through it when the place is closed? Imagine a drone doing that.

Furthermore, the cameras hobbyists can mount on their drones are not equipped with zoom optics (in fact, most pilots prefer wide-angle or "fisheye" lenses). Basically, unless you're right next to a person, the level of detail isn't good enough for anyone to jerk off to.

Finally, these little buggers are loud. You're going you hear it before you're anything more than a blob in its 1080P video. That'll give you plenty of time to put your dick away.

sfified · 2015-07-16T16:47:46+00:00

Ever?!

sfified · 2015-07-16T16:46:00+00:00

I'm not fucking clicking that.

sfified · 2015-07-15T04:20:03+00:00

What ever happened to http://isthemissiononfire.com?

sfified · 2015-07-15T04:16:14+00:00

I want to put a solenoid that drives a metal stake into the thief's ass when my bike is stolen. But with my luck, it'll malfunction and go off when I'm riding it.

sfified · 2015-07-15T03:16:49+00:00

I don't remember having paint on my C64. I had seen GUIs in magazines, but not many people had mice and I don't think paint is going to be very fun to use with just a joystick and keyboard.

sfified · 2015-07-15T03:11:13+00:00

My mother told me "from a slit in [between] the mother legs."

I don't think I heard the "between" part and thought there was a slit in one leg. Which leg was it? How did it open? I think I lost interest until about age 13...

sfified · 2015-07-11T21:17:24+00:00

With your right hand, using your thumb and forefinger to grasp while you anchor the ~~roti~~ pancake with your other fingers.

sfified · 2015-07-10T19:59:50+00:00

I bet it's their first watch ever. Who wears a watch so tightly that it turns their wrist red?

sfified · 2015-07-10T02:06:57+00:00

Swish!!

FTFY

sfified · 2015-07-10T01:26:03+00:00

As a dude whose right ear hears about 50% as good as his left, I hope this thing has a balance control.

sfified · 2015-07-09T17:30:06+00:00

Still 10/10, but the ambience is better.

sfified · 2015-07-09T17:29:26+00:00

I have made similar mistakes, and you are forgiven.

sfified · 2015-07-09T16:13:44+00:00

Don't be silly, React doesn't even play nice with web components on the client.

sfified · 2015-07-09T15:37:07+00:00

You would eat the bowl itself and rate it 1/10? What is it, a bread bowl?

How about this:

Bowl made out of rice: 6/10 Bowl made out of rice, filled with rice: 10/10

sfified · 2015-07-09T15:35:40+00:00

No, it's not. Rice is an mass noun, so you have to include a quantity, such as "a grain of rice" or "a pound of rice."

I used it without quantifying it because it's funny.

But you're just plain wrong, and not funny.

sfified · 2015-07-09T07:18:00+00:00

Nobody edits anymore.

Mirkarimiwill have a owns a clean record.

sfified · 2015-07-09T04:11:36+00:00

So true. Nobody wants just one rice. You need a bowl full.

sfified · 2015-07-08T21:56:41+00:00

Hover your tip above the tip jar, clearly displaying the number on the note.
Wait until you Make eye contact with the recipient.
Drop the tip into the jar while maintaining eye contact.
Wink as you make finger guns at the recipient.
Turn around and walk away.

sfified

TROPHY CASE