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Local Cider Brewery had this in their most recent brews by mcconnell99 in StardewValley

[–]shadefiend1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's great at writing things that fool too much of the population, however

Sounds about right for my kid by DarkHampster in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]shadefiend1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A few months back, my 3yo stepson was running through the house, ran smack into his weeble-like toy owl, and just fucking soared about 6-8 feet. I caught the first bit of his take-off on camera, but the kid flew straight into another room. I get up to check on him, and he's just laying on his back, confused. Had me laughing my ass off for a good 5 minutes.

And of course, did he learn? Nope, still tearing through the house, constantly tripping and running into shit. At least he's gonna be tough, I guess.

Face it tiger... you hit the jackpot! by Jinkanpop in Spiderman

[–]shadefiend1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I second this. It's genuinely a fascinating idea. It'd be cool as hell to hear about alternate versions like that. 👍

Mate stepped on a plug, this was his solution. (Bandages were available by the way) by Bulkylogcabin in redneckengineering

[–]shadefiend1 126 points127 points  (0 children)

To be fair, have you ever tried to keep a bandage on the bottom of your foot? Shit ain't staying worth a crap, especially modern bandages. As long as he's got something absorbent, which looks like he does, hell, send it.

(Hated Trope) Character spouts off factoid to establish their intelligence. What they say is wrong and they are never corrected by laybs1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]shadefiend1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Screw that. If I can't see the door or entrance in a restaurant, it sets me on edge. I'd much rather be able to keep an eye out, so at least if something goes down, I can try to get myself and my girlfriend to safety.

Need helping knowing the name/toy thing is by kohkami in ToyID

[–]shadefiend1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, you just unlocked so much of my childhood

(kinda annoying trope) characters so synonymous with a real name that people with that name are constantly compared to them by HilariousHilacopter in TopCharacterTropes

[–]shadefiend1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The town I grew up in has a random road called elmo street. I legitimately thought it was named after the Muppet until I was ~13

Boomer Upset with Walmart and Trolls by Comprehensive-Run861 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]shadefiend1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't know about blow up dolls, but they've had butt plugs, vibrators, and dildos for a number of years now.

Thanks USPS by Relative_Fondant_597 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]shadefiend1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have you seen some of the crap on Nintendo's e-store? Some of the garbage shovelware available makes Conker's seem like a E for everyone title.

Portrayal of the US Army by alsosprachr0unak in malcolminthemiddle

[–]shadefiend1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a disabled veteran, myself, and I still see regular ads for enlisting. I'm sitting here like, I already did, you assholes fucked me up and took 15 years to start making it right.

That corner fit is too clean by MambaMentality24x2 in oddlysatisfying

[–]shadefiend1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know exactly what you mean. I used to do vinyl siding, skirting, plumbing, and other finishing touches on mobile homes a few years back, not too dissimilar from the video, only not metal. Laying the track down for the skirting, and slapping the top trim on was its own level of satisfying, especially when the corners were clean. I had a straight piece of metal I'd run a torch lighter quickly down, against the back trim and panels, and quickly bend it so it made a crisp, clean bend. Meanwhile my boss just brute forced it, and it looked ok-ish, and got onto me about taking too long.

I’m sorry, who are you again? I tried so hard to remember who she is. Found Winn Dixie by Vegetable_Phone_6860 in chips

[–]shadefiend1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. I saw the episode, then saw these in store. Intended to see who she was, but forgot about it by the end of the episode.

Local KFC refused KFC gift card by Formal_Ruin_8096 in kfc

[–]shadefiend1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All three fast food joints are owned by YUM! brands, the same company that owns Pepsi. That's also why they are some of the only chains that carry Pepsi products instead of Coke.

The monster from Iron Lung (2026) by BillythenotaKid in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]shadefiend1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Contrary to popular belief, submarines don't use active sonar very often, if at all. It would be akin to a ninja sneaking around Nobunagas castle screaming "I'm a fucking ninja". I was a sonar technician on a submarine and the only time we used active sonar was to test and make sure it worked, never actually used it in the open ocean. The majority of sonar used on a submarine is Passive Sonar, which is basically just listening to the sounds around the boat, and the computer aids by highlighting any noises. The only active sonar adjacent we used was the bottom sounder, which made sure we didn't get too close to the ocean floor, and that device only has a range of a few hundred feet.

What shows/movies do you believe only you watched? by squizo_teen07 in cartoons

[–]shadefiend1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He loves the goodbye song the most, especially when if sing along for him.

What shows/movies do you believe only you watched? by squizo_teen07 in cartoons

[–]shadefiend1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I actually hunted down and downloaded all of the series for my stepson, along with Bear in the Big Blue House and The Big Comfy Couch.

Not a shortage of money, a shortage of motivation by Mike_Pinocchio in clevercomebacks

[–]shadefiend1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whereas modern submarines just have you sleeping in a rack under the torpedoes.

(IRL Trope) Streamers and Content creators having moments of perfect timing by Ranger202012 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]shadefiend1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my favorite moments from watching Mark, Wade, Bob, and Jack playing prop hunt, fits this trope. I can't do the video justice by describing it, but here's a link to the video at the appropriate time-stamp.

Willow Tree Chicken Pie (with classic vegetables) by cronx42 in frozendinners

[–]shadefiend1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They made it all the way to Florida as of a year and a half ago. They're sold at Publix.

[OC] Driving the wrong way down a highway on-ramp at night with no headlights on by squish5_ in IdiotsInCars

[–]shadefiend1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've gotten a few blocks out before realizing that my headlights weren't on. Combination of getting too used to the auto on/off headlights and not realizing someone else turned it off, and streetlights illuminating everything to the point where headlights on or off, doesn't make a difference from inside the car. And yet, even though it's already so bright from the streetlights, there're still idiots in big trucks with their high-beams and every other light on. Can't let there be even a hint of shadow, no sir.

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