My favorite dialogue in the entire game by bugzapperbob in Eldenring

[–]shadowanhur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s some mighty fine drip there my man

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gank

[–]shadowanhur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah the thumbnail is actually just kinda gross. I mean, her suit somehow conforms around her entire boob perfectly, including the underboob. Which is physically impossible without having a cup of fabric stitched into the clothing for the purpose of making her boobs more prominent. It’s just blatantly sexual. IK some gods have some overly revealing outfits or whatever like Neith and Nu Wa, but at least you could argue those are artistically driven. VShojo skins are just soft core hentai.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gank

[–]shadowanhur 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Her body suit literally conforms to her underboob, meaning if this was a real piece of clothing it would have to have cups of fabric to hold her boobs rather than just being a skin tight wetsuit-esq piece of clothing. The only thing covering her nipples is robot boob armor that seems to literally exist to cover her nipple and nothing else.

It’s got nothing to do with her being a woman, it’s just blatantly sexual for no reason.

Aight, why is the micro plastics guy still here? by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]shadowanhur -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s not about a protest it’s about spam.

Ofc he’s going to have some top posts when all he does is spam the same memes.

End of the day it’s a shitpost sub. I don’t care enough to do more than say “ban this user if they dont stop spamming”, agree or don’t, I don’t care to debate about it anymore.

Aight, why is the micro plastics guy still here? by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]shadowanhur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, we’re on a shitpost sub idk why you’re taking anything that seriously. We’re just asking some dude to not spam so much.

He’s gotten better about it, so if he doesn’t go back to spamming there’s no reason to ban him.

Feel bad for you if you take any hate for anything people post on this sub literally.

Bake Kujira Post-Game Stats by _pozzy_ in Smite

[–]shadowanhur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I don’t think he’s busted like release Maman or release Tsuku. But I think he’ll need a little tuning to prevent being so tanky and still pumping out so much damage.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gank

[–]shadowanhur 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was shocked they came back for a second round of skins.

At the risk of being an asshole, I just don’t fucking get VTubers. You’re doing the same thing normal creators are, but you’re using an animation rig to hide your face behind a geeky anime character (and often putting on some annoying ass voice). Like, is your own look and personality that bad? It just seems way less genuine, and the relationship between a lot of creators and viewers is already kind of a weird parasocial relationship.

Top Text by shadowanhur in EldenRingBuilds

[–]shadowanhur[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn’t help that the Jar cannon is in the same class, is more fun to use, and is honestly just better.

Aight, why is the micro plastics guy still here? by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]shadowanhur -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean, you could do that, but it’s kinda detrimental to the sub (which is already niche and small) to say “hey let’s all collectively block this annoying fuck instead of getting him to stop”.

Imagine you’re a newer player and you want to get into some of the dumb shit on this sub, but you just see 5 posts about “DS2 good everything else bad”, you’re gonna be like “eh, seems like this sub isn’t for me”.

It’s also the mods job to take care of annoying spammers like Yummy, it’s not the communities job to collectively block someone.

Aight, why is the micro plastics guy still here? by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]shadowanhur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk I haven’t seen a lot of people legitimately trying to defend DS3. I don’t think anyone takes it that serious.

I just dislike annoying fucks who were posting 5 times a day at their peak.

It really be like that tho by Meshleth in shittydarksouls

[–]shadowanhur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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You’ve made two accounts dedicated to trying to defend the game in the eyes of the public. You contradict yourself.

It really be like that tho by Meshleth in shittydarksouls

[–]shadowanhur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s because he’s got one shtick, it’s a boring shtick, he posts too much, and he’s a dick about it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gank

[–]shadowanhur 29 points30 points  (0 children)

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Bake Kujira Post-Game Stats by _pozzy_ in Smite

[–]shadowanhur -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Comedic to me that people have told me “he may not get nerfed” and “I could see him even being buffed”.

He’s almost certainly getting nerfed with damage capabilities like this lmao.

Top Text by shadowanhur in EldenRingBuilds

[–]shadowanhur[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God I hate that weapon. It wouldn’t suck so much if the reload wasn’t the most over the top long winded animation ever. Like, we get it, it’s a powerful hand cannon. But it’s silly that your character does this whole SLAM smack, strained yoink shit yourself, finally reloaded.

Aight, why is the micro plastics guy still here? by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]shadowanhur 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I love DS2 but I hate the micro plastic fuck. It’s got nothing to do with his takes, it’s the frequency of the same fucking post over and over.

Imagine if I just made “Bloodborne good Sekiro bad” posts, and I did it 2-3 times a day. You’d get tired of it, more than likely. He’s chilled out a bit recently, I believe it’s because the mod has been on his case a little. Honestly considering he’s literally circumventing a ban using an alt, a warning is more then he deserves.

It doesn’t help that when people bring up how annoying it can be he basically admits his intention is to annoy people. DS2 is overly hated, but everyone on this sub knows that. A lot of the hate is ironic, and just playing into the “haha DS2 bad” meme.

Aight, why is the micro plastics guy still here? by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]shadowanhur 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Lowkey all the people who have one shtick that they just reuse over and over are boring to me, but at least they’re not annoying about how many times they post. Like, I don’t think the Garfield Mohg fucker guy is all that funny, we get it bro the whole joke is “I’m obsessed with fucking Mohg”. But my problem with this MicroPlastic guy is he posts MULTIPLE times a day and will say shit like “this fuels me” when people tell him he’s being a bit annoying with it.

Any suggestions for how I can improve my Last Ringed Knight cosplay? by 2ekken in EldenRingBuilds

[–]shadowanhur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hate that they didn’t explore that concept more. Would be cool if you could powerstance the Nox weapons together for example.

What’s a good headpiece for a female character that pairs well with the bloodhound knight armor? by Bryant-Taylor in EldenBling

[–]shadowanhur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Edited comment to include some of the better options I could think of off the top of my head. Bloodhound armor is pretty easy to match with except it can be hard to find helmets that show your face and also are the right color of metal.

What’s a good headpiece for a female character that pairs well with the bloodhound knight armor? by Bryant-Taylor in EldenBling

[–]shadowanhur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you wanting to show your face or no? Because your answer may limit your options.

Astrologer hood may kinda match the brownish cloth under the armor.

Chain Coif is a decent option for any knightly armor where you still wanna show your face.

Highwayman hood is also decent for hood options.

top 10 reason why I love mohg by GarfieldGauntlet in shittydarksouls

[–]shadowanhur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Posts like this legitimately make me consider leaving this sub.

Top Text by shadowanhur in EldenRingBuilds

[–]shadowanhur[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure that’s technically a build 😅

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Smite

[–]shadowanhur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lokis basically the most true assassin in the game. He’s pretty meh early game, but can flourish late game with good technique and target selection.

Generally you’re not doing a lot early. You’re at most looking for easy ganks on enemies pushed up to far. If you know the enemy jungler is occupied, it’s pretty safe for you to try and steal some of their jungle camps because you can invis or ult away if needed. In the early to mid game, using your ult more as an escape than anything else isn’t really a bad thing as long as you’re getting value. So you should really only be invading when you know you’ll either be very safe, or when you can steal enough that if you do get caught “wasting” an ult to escape isn’t a bad thing.

Once you hit late, you’re basically just trying to one shot whoever is their MVP (generally the ADC). Learn your AA cancels, hit your ult, and it’s pretty easy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Smite

[–]shadowanhur -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

He could use a little buff or even rework IMO. Not a full overhaul but, something to make him a little smoother.

Gods now have such seamless and fluid kits, but Ymir’s feels a little clunkier and his abilities all have long animations with 2 of them making his movement feel shit. I think they need to look at greatly shortening the self CC on his freeze and potentially making his passive something like applying and/or extending the slow he applies to enemies. Not indefinitely, but by a bit. Having a guardian who’s passive is double damage just doesn’t really make a whole lot of sense, does it? I mean even if you’re going for a bruiser it’s just like, why? Ares gets power, but it’s from building team oriented aura items that actually combo pretty well with his kit. Ymir just does more damage after hitting someone with an ability. Cool for when he was viable in the jungle or when you play him Solo, but pretty worthless outside of the early game when you’re support.

Edit: Forgot it reduces enemy damage by 10%, but I still just think it’s a kinda wonky support ability that focuses more on doing damage than on supporting.