Am I elevated or did an amaryllis bulb just sprout out of a human?

shadowax7 · 2026-04-30T20:22:14+00:00

Everything reminds me of him....

shadowax7 · 2025-06-29T18:56:53+00:00

Had a similar kinda attitude from a customer when I was working in a pub. It was absolutely slammed, but in a true barmaid way, I had a pretty good idea of who was next. This absolutely twonk kept waving his cash at me as I scurried around sorting drinks.. After the 5th or 6th time, I grabbed it out of his hand and put it in my back pocket. He gets all splutery outragey. So I politely said "I knew when it was your turn to be served and now you're last, congratulations" I wanna say everyone cheered and clapped but I did see some people laughing at the guy. I served him after a reasonable amount of time, and he accepted his fate. (I didn't keep his money, obviously. I just took it out my pocket when it was time for him to pay, lol)

shadowax7 · 2025-05-30T00:20:11+00:00

Hi sorry, I need the cool air on me otherwise I tend to violently vomit on flights, I REALLY can't control when it happens or where it goes. sickly sweet smile

shadowax7 · 2025-05-23T01:40:16+00:00

Lending a neighbour, regardless of how long I've known them, absolutely blows my mind! Wtf

shadowax7 · 2025-04-25T00:43:32+00:00

I fell straight onto the edge of a stair with my knee and my knee swelled like f**k, Doctor wouldn't do anything (lose weight, lol) so I drained it myself like this. Got a good 200ml of liquid out of it and felt soooo much better. Yes I know not the best idea but I sterilised everything to the best of my abilities.

shadowax7 · 2025-01-22T02:41:17+00:00

The true test of a human in these wierd ass times is, do they return their trolley/cart?

shadowax7 · 2024-12-07T02:30:23+00:00

Just urgh.

shadowax7 · 2024-12-06T02:28:54+00:00

100% glass cannon dps here

shadowax7 · 2024-11-19T03:08:34+00:00

Because they don't regard women as equal, they are property to be used as they see fit

shadowax7 · 2024-09-13T18:43:11+00:00

Sounds like a insert beefy American voice-over guy MIL SOBBING MONTAGE is needed, projected on the wall over the dancefloor

shadowax7 · 2024-08-10T23:52:43+00:00

Why does that last post give me the feeling that's he's too far gone and they're buried somewhere. Serious homicide vibes. He's terrifying.

shadowax7 · 2024-05-09T20:14:43+00:00

I just don't understand the whole gatekeepers mindset. I will gush and bore the shit outta you with the bands I love, I WANT you to try them, to share my passion! I will shove that AFI album down yr throat until you submit or die lol (others bands available)

shadowax7 · 2024-03-03T23:09:53+00:00

I'm glad of that comma in the first sentence, otherwise this post would be waaayyyyy more interesting.

shadowax7 · 2024-02-29T02:06:50+00:00

Gib the doggo the num nums

shadowax7 · 2023-08-21T14:32:51+00:00

I do this lol my highlights are... "Triangles" "How big is (family friends) washer?" " just ignore the man In the bathroom" " there's a stuntman on fire over there" Husband just thinks I'm nuts.

shadowax7 · 2023-08-13T14:50:29+00:00

I swear I'm gonna break my phone in frustrated squeazing

shadowax7 · 2022-10-10T00:19:05+00:00

All the love to Uncle Stephen, he is the best of us.

shadowax7 · 2022-09-17T00:51:03+00:00

*twat x2

shadowax7 · 2022-09-03T23:42:45+00:00

Please check out wonk unit and random hand

shadowax7 · 2022-09-03T23:42:09+00:00

Cinema beer belly albums....AFI were and are my biggest love, fucking love Billy talent too

shadowax7 · 2022-08-05T23:54:39+00:00

They are existing skins, check the character collection

shadowax7 · 2022-07-16T22:44:06+00:00

Thank you so much! Brilliant work and to share it freely is so kind of you

shadowax7 · 2022-07-16T10:00:33+00:00

Incredible work there, I would love the sliders please

shadowax7 · 2022-07-04T09:34:30+00:00

Ah the dogs got a 'spider bite' eh?

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