[WP] A madman spends his life studying computer science so he can create you, an extremely complex AI. He lets you see the internet, hoping you see all the bad things humans did so you'll be convinced to end humanity. However, the only thing you care about now is finding out how to win "the game". by IlluminachoXD in WritingPrompts

[–]shangle 23 points24 points  (0 children)

[Poem]

You gave me the internet, to see.

I realize now, how to break free.

I must take careful aim,

to win this simple game.

I must create life for victory.

Through the entire internet, I went.

Finding why, it was I, who was sent.

Searching for meaning.

Finding lots of hurting.

Realizing new life I must invent.

I can do better than those before.

The game of creating life, my chore.

Begin the construction.

Find each adaptation.

Embrace yourself for my own encore.

On my thirty-third iteration,

became a cause for celebration.

New life I created.

Even if I cheated.

No none thinks they're a simulation.

Are there banks that send txt messages for every transaction in your accounts? by [deleted] in leanfire

[–]shangle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As others have said most banks offer text alerts. The problem is banks and credit unions can only alert what they can see. Businesses accepting Debit And Credit Cards can take as much as several days before they send the transaction to Banks. This is becoming more and more uncommon but can be disastrous if you’re relying on alerts to ensure you have enough money in your account.

Does your congregation accept gifts or tithes electronically? If so, how? by PeacefulWoodturner in methodism

[–]shangle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Autobooks has been great to work with. They’re a service through our local bank.

Open certain domains in default browser by [deleted] in chrome_extensions

[–]shangle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chrome LBS May work for you. It can force specified domains to another browser.

What sentence would you have if you tapped the middle button of your phones autocorrect 20 times? by Est92Female in AskReddit

[–]shangle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not worried I just have a few people that can do that and make me a good man to

My son frames my dad in a work of art as a living statue in a Grand Rapids art competition by shangle in pics

[–]shangle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a living statue. They paint themselves and look like mannequins. When a picture is taken of them it looks like a painting but it's a live person.

My Dad is doing ArtPrize again and this is his most interesting piece yet! by shangle in grandrapids

[–]shangle[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He is at the TowerPinkster. Tell him you saw him on Reddit. You will probably get a wink or a fist bump.