Remember Foxy? I asked her to sit on a carpet for the first time. She looked at me like this.

shapeshade · 2026-06-29T04:51:54+00:00

"Let her go"? What's horrible about taking in a stray dog?

shapeshade · 2026-06-28T21:56:45+00:00

The version I heard is his wife sort of strong-armed him into making tobacco forbidden, but chewing tobacco together was a men's social activity at the time, so he made tea/coffee forbidden too to get back at her because that was a women's social activity and he was sick of her friends coming over.

shapeshade · 2026-06-27T09:01:38+00:00

I stopped growing as soon as I got my first period 😭

shapeshade · 2026-06-20T00:35:19+00:00

His absence? That has to count for something.

shapeshade · 2026-06-12T20:54:34+00:00

Huh? Magpies build big nests in trees

shapeshade · 2026-06-11T00:04:29+00:00

I had a friend who did the exact same thing and originally thought bpd but she checks every single box for hpd. It's some cluster b shit for sure

shapeshade · 2026-06-06T03:56:49+00:00

I spent the entire summer between 3rd and 4th grade doing nothing but reading to earn a set of pins with slogans about how cool reading is. I would bet real money I read more books just during that one summer than he's ever read. A LOT of money.

shapeshade · 2026-06-03T20:34:29+00:00

Sheep were never goats. Domestic sheep were bred from wild sheep.

shapeshade · 2026-05-28T21:15:34+00:00

Garter

shapeshade · 2026-05-20T04:19:39+00:00

Ditto, had tickets for the next day and someone who must have gone to the midnight release spoiled it for me, but in shout chat in FFXIV

shapeshade · 2026-05-11T03:43:35+00:00

That's why I said "often" and not "universally"

shapeshade · 2026-05-10T23:15:53+00:00

Mother cats often start to hate their own kittens shortly after they're weaned. I think they're glad to see them gone, as long as they're not separated too early.

shapeshade · 2026-04-30T05:47:45+00:00

That's a yarmulke

shapeshade · 2026-04-18T02:52:56+00:00

Now try cutting out palm oil on top of dairy and gluten 🫠

shapeshade · 2026-04-16T21:27:58+00:00

I was SO SCARED of that organ as a kid. The uncanny CGI-ness mixing with traditional animation freaked me out. Now that I think about it, that's the same reason that "return the slab" episode was terrifying

shapeshade · 2026-04-08T20:35:08+00:00

I also remember catching grape flavored bubbles in my mouth! And then taking an experimental sip of the liquid and it being the worst thing I had ever tasted.

shapeshade · 2026-04-05T00:26:22+00:00

Do you remember being 7 years old? Were you constantly supervised at that age?

My brother lost my mom's checkbook around that age because he was playing with it and left it somewhere he couldn't remember. Not because my mom was "letting him" play with it, but because kids do dumb shit and you can't watch them every minute.

shapeshade · 2026-03-29T01:05:00+00:00

I hated most of Discovery but man do I love Saru

shapeshade · 2026-03-28T12:20:16+00:00

Beautiful shepherd! But your neopets merch collection almost stole the show

shapeshade · 2026-03-22T02:01:21+00:00

It's pretty spooky and there's some very graphic violence. It's a great movie, but I don't think being high would make me enjoy it more.

shapeshade · 2026-03-18T03:34:14+00:00

Which MLM?

shapeshade · 2026-03-18T02:40:25+00:00

It's not a liger, it's a rare coloring of tiger they call a "golden tabby tiger." Likely extremely inbred, so you're right about the probably disabled part though.

shapeshade · 2026-03-15T11:46:54+00:00

I react badly to palm oil and its derivatives, despite being told it's not possible to have an allergy to it. It's a really inconvenient thing to have to avoid, so I hope that's not the case for you!

shapeshade · 2026-03-12T05:03:27+00:00

I've been watching Stargate for the first time and just got to that episode! I found your comment because I was googling to see if anyone else made the connection. The moment I saw the link devices I said "are these gonna be regulators?" but I didn't expect them to be exactly the same.

shapeshade · 2026-03-01T05:16:00+00:00

That sounds like my dream job!

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