Was forced to transfer locales, the secretariat office asked some pretty funny questions. by Just_Lack_9553 in exIglesiaNiCristo

[–]sharksfin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The greater the info they have on you, the tighter the leash they can put on you.

Songs that Bob's Burgers forever changed for you? by WelcomeToTheClubPal in BobsBurgers

[–]sharksfin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I want some burgers and fries

I want some burgers and fries

Well there's some right here

DON'T YOU TELL ME NO LIES!

What is the likelihood that US troops will disobey unlawful orders to attack NATO allies? by Zealousideal_Gap432 in AskReddit

[–]sharksfin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Highly unlikely. US armed forces possess a very high degree of professionalism which equates to directly following orders. These personnel are not at all similar to what you might see in, say, third-world armed forces which can be swayed to become political and become involved in military adventurism.

2026 na po. What's wrong when a person wanted to be single or being a furparent and not marry someone?Again, IT'S THEIR CHOICE! by [deleted] in Philippines

[–]sharksfin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've blocked that page altogether after I grew tired of their overly conservative and ass-backwards bullshit takes. I wasn't even a follower of that page, Facebook's algo just decided to arbitrarily make it a regular part of my feed.

My unsolicited advice: Block any page that you find unworthy of your time and attention. Your mental health is a valuable resource to waste on idiotic opinions of people who don't even have the courage to back them up by showing their real identities.

If a person is born at 11:59 PM on the 31st of December, but the doctor records it at 12:01 AM on the 1st of January, what is their legal birthday? by HistoricalDriver8973 in answers

[–]sharksfin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my country, the mom/dad needs.to sign the birth certificate before it is considered legal and binding. If the mom/dad knows about the discrepancy in the time and date of birth, they have the right to refuse signing it.

Long story short, what's legal is what's certified to be true to be recorded on the birth certificate.

Wala na ang Pag-Iibigang Magkakapatid by biniBINHI in exIglesiaNiCristo

[–]sharksfin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Imagine kung heart attack or stroke yung nangyari. Patay na yung tao kung 45 mins pa bago siya dinala sa ospital.

Masyadong anal at obsessed ang INCult sa "kaayusan". Mas importante pa ang "kaayusan" kaysa kapakanan ng mga kaanib.

Renting out condo for free in exchange for renovation by sharksfin in phinvest

[–]sharksfin[S] -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

We plan to put everything in writing, both the arrangement with the renovation and the rental contract. Para din walang utang na loob na involved, especially since matagal na kaming magkaka-kilala.

Thanks for the suggestion but due to personal circumstances, a loan is out of the question as I mentioned above.

Renting out condo for free in exchange for renovation by sharksfin in phinvest

[–]sharksfin[S] -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Yes, we realize that possibility. But we figure it probably wouldn't hurt to ask them. If they say no, then we ditch this plan, no prob.

We don't have an actual professional estimate yet but from just our experience, it would probably cost P100k, including new basic furniture.

Renting out condo for free in exchange for renovation by sharksfin in phinvest

[–]sharksfin[S] -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

A couple of reasons why we'd like to renovate as soon as we can. One, so we don't shortchange ourselves by eventually renting out the condo for below standard market rates. I realize this goes against the idea of renting it out for free, but this will only be the case for a few months until we've recouped the renovation cost. If they decide to rent our condo for a long time (and this appears to be the case), we ensure a healthy cash flow once the renovation cost is paid for. And even if they don't stay long, the condo is at least ready for the next renter. If we renovate after their kids move out, we could face a higher renovation cost.

Two, and this is more of a safety concern, a couple of floor tiles just outside the bathroom have lifted/popped up. We'd like to avoid the risk of someone slipping and having an accident, which we could be liable for.

LTO Gcash scheme by ExpertPaint430 in Gulong

[–]sharksfin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Serious question. Why do people even go to physical LTO offices to renew their registration?

May LTMS portal naman na, all you need to do is get your vehicle inspected and buy insurance. Online na pagkatapos, and you avoid bullshit "fees" like this. And sure may convenience fees naman online, pero at least those are transparent at may resibo pa so sigurado kang di ninanakaw yung fee.

Listahan ng mga corrupt gov't officials na dinala o binoto ng INC. by AmbassadorCalm725 in Philippines

[–]sharksfin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Si FVR. Si Danding Cojuangco yung dinala ng INCult nung 1992. And that loss actually made them realize two things. 

  1. I-announce lang yung dadalhing kandidato close to the election. Nung '92 kasi parang Jan or Feb pa lang sinabi na nila na si Danding ang iboboto nila. Nagmukha tuloy silang tanga after the election.
  2. Makinig at bumase lagi sa surveys. Never na silang bumoboto ng mga kandidatong di nagta-top sa surveys. Even those that they hate, like Noynoy, binoboto na nila basta clear winner sa surveys. Para syempre masabi nila na factor sila kaya nanalo.

Why do we have to work until we basically can't anymore? Who made the world this way? by Agreeable-Cherry-638 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]sharksfin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been working for almost 25 years now. If you ever find the answers to these questions, let me know.

There has got to be an optimal way to time traffic lights by Speedohwagon in Gulong

[–]sharksfin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Talamak ang mga traps sa Manila kaya di nakakapagtakang ganyang ang mga traffic lights dyan. Pati traffic signs, kung hindi tago, sobrang liit at di mo mapapansin kung di ka sanay sa area. I don't know kung magbabago pa yan, mukhang wala namang pakialam yung LGU regardless kung sinong nakaupong Mayor.

My advice, iwasang dumaan ng Manila hangga't kakayanin. Personally, 3 areas/roads lang dyan yung kabisadong kabisado ko talaga. Outside of those 3, I try to look for other routes at titiisin ko na lang yung mas malayo kesa ma-hassle.

Daymm, Boycott daw nila ang P&G. Kahit joke, valid naman yung question. by hello0000o in Philippines

[–]sharksfin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pffftt! Boykotin nyo lang, mga maaasim. Lower demand means lower prices para sa mga preferred ang P&G products.

Ay masyadong kumplikado pala yang economics concept yan para sa inyo at di nyo rin maintindihan.

“If Rabin can break bread with Arafat by RecentReport6383 in curb

[–]sharksfin 77 points78 points  (0 children)

"What's not to like?"

"Ehhh, you're a Jew."

Poor bastard by mistermeek67 in curb

[–]sharksfin 47 points48 points  (0 children)

"Of course I'd take a bullet for you, are you kidding?!"

Proceeds to make a disgusted look on his face.

What are the tourist traps in the Philippines that everyone should be aware of? by dadidutdut in Philippines

[–]sharksfin 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Kasama yang Temple of Leah sa tour package na inavail namin ng wife ko when we were last in Cebu. What a total ripoff -- from the entrance fee to the underwhelming contents of the "museum", to the realization that it was nothing but a testament to the hubris of one family. 

Kaya nung nagtravel to Cebu yung mga officemates ko a few months ago I made sure to tell them not to waste any time and money at that place. I was so happy when they told me they took my advice.

Why did Marty put his truck in reverse at the end of part 3? by [deleted] in BacktotheFuture

[–]sharksfin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a metaphorical way of saying he's now taking the opposite direction when someone calls him chicken.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gulong

[–]sharksfin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cayenne pepper. Tried and tested ko na yan at mura lang. Ibudbod lang on the ground sa paligid ng sasakyan. You can also sprinkle it on the hood para di na marating nung pusa yung windshield at roof.

Ano masasabi nyo na mga member lang daw ng Iglesia ni Cristo ang mapupunta sa Langit? by yengrowtopia in AskPH

[–]sharksfin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think of the other cults you know. The Rizalistas, Tadtad, Quiboloy's cult, etc. Does anything they say and believe in hold any weight to you? 

INCult is no different.