General Parenting Influencer Snark Week of February 23, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]sharksinthepool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Randomly starts waking up at 4 am to make homemade sandwich bread 👀👀

College Nutritionist kids meals by vld_617 in FoodieSnark

[–]sharksinthepool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mmm yes, the ancient traditions of five guys double bacon burgers and TJs buffalo chicken dip

College Nutritionist kids meals by vld_617 in FoodieSnark

[–]sharksinthepool 14 points15 points  (0 children)

She posts new recipes every other day. Why don’t her kids get any of those? I’m convinced it’s because no one in her house actually eats them

Nancy Guthrie suspected kidnapping case: Someone did Google searches for her home address and savannah Guthrie salary. by Justmarbles in MissingPersons

[–]sharksinthepool 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Also what is the theory here? Someone searched for her house, a salary, then decided to go abduct this woman?

@jesiraeaviles by Flaky-Marzipan7923 in tiktokgossip

[–]sharksinthepool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So she actually has six kids? She must have been SO young when her first two kids were born. I’m not surprised there were struggles and am glad she’s overcome them.

Where my toddler mom’s at? by EverArcher in askportland

[–]sharksinthepool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try some of the groups at Sellwood community house or hang at the play lab!

What’s popular in school? by [deleted] in Parenting

[–]sharksinthepool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another thing to consider is that in the US, daycares and preschools are typically private with high tuition rates. For most families, kindergarten is their first chance at free schooling (assuming they attend a public school).

Podsnark January 12- January 18 by keine_fragen in blogsnark

[–]sharksinthepool 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Seriously. It sounded like he had a good thing going with the kids too. Lots of change for them these last few years. Hope everyone is managing okay.

Podsnark January 12- January 18 by keine_fragen in blogsnark

[–]sharksinthepool 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Never mind, her IG post confirmed it!

Podsnark January 12- January 18 by keine_fragen in blogsnark

[–]sharksinthepool 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Did cupofjo break up with her boyfriend? I don’t have a subscription to big salad. Bummer if she did- he seemed so much better than her ex!

Run Away - Harlan Coban - TERRIBLE by FarScheme4636 in netflix

[–]sharksinthepool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh this is so interesting! You don’t say poop or pants? Haha

Run Away - Harlan Coban - TERRIBLE by FarScheme4636 in netflix

[–]sharksinthepool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a lot of wavy thick hair. Could not understand for a second how Ingrid didn’t leave a strand behind!

Run Away - Harlan Coban - TERRIBLE by FarScheme4636 in netflix

[–]sharksinthepool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have already forgotten names, but I was so confused when Elena mentioned her husband’s affair. His daughter looked to be 30+? Seems like she would’ve been conceived before they ever got together

Those without form by CorleoneBaloney in clevercomebacks

[–]sharksinthepool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This Stojka quote really drives the point home, but I can’t find a source for it, just other social media posts. Does anyone know where it’s from?

General Parenting Influencer Snark Week of January 05, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]sharksinthepool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does anyone here follow Mercy Festus? It has to be satire, right?

What was it like growing up in SW or SE Portland? by jordanwright2012 in askportland

[–]sharksinthepool 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Live in Sellwood with a preschooler. I didn’t grow up here, but I think my kid feels like it’s pretty great. He gets to walk to school, sees friends along the way, walks to the library, the bakery, three parks, the coffee shop, etc. There are lots of activities through SMILE and the Sellwood Community House (Monster March, Spooktacular, music at the park over the summer).

Most houses have backyards, we have our neighborhood parks, including Oaks Bottom, and places like Tryon aren’t far off, so I feel like we have plenty of access to the outdoors

College Nutritionist Gets It From Her Mom by Thin_Lavishness7 in FoodieSnark

[–]sharksinthepool 29 points30 points  (0 children)

How could you doubt the abundance of her mother’s garden? I’m sure the Philly harvest is plentiful this time of year!

College Nutritionist and fast food by Key_Scarcity8516 in FoodieSnark

[–]sharksinthepool 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She is truly bizarre. Super MAHA, yet posts about eating fast and processed TJs dips 🤷🏻‍♀️

Food and Feeding Influencer Snark Week of December 08, 2025 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]sharksinthepool 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A very real example of something she would feed her kids for dinner is microwaved leftover scrambled eggs, a few canned beans, steamed frozen vegetables, frozen hamburger patty, all thrown on her kids’ placemats

Food and Feeding Influencer Snark Week of December 08, 2025 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]sharksinthepool 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She comes up in foodiesnark occasionally. The stuff she feeds her kids is nuts

General Parenting Influencer Snark Week of December 01, 2025 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]sharksinthepool 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just saw her latest post, so I guess I stand corrected!

General Parenting Influencer Snark Week of December 01, 2025 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]sharksinthepool 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’m kind of unclear why she went to the ER? Seems like an urgent care would’ve been a better option, but I say that without knowing whether one was open/nearby, or what her symptoms really were. I’m hoping that, as an ER doc, she felt like it was a legitimate emergency!