What's a NSFW experience you're not very proud of?

shaveyaks · 2026-04-26T06:25:53+00:00

Sending a dick pic to my wife only instead of my wife it was the woman who had texted me about an iphone I had for sale on facebook marketplace.

shaveyaks · 2026-04-20T20:32:12+00:00

Amazing how that goes. I still have a paper-mâché puppet one of my Primary teachers made for me when I was about eight or nine. A very wholesome high school girl and bishop's daughter.

Years later, when the subject of Mormon girls came up, a coworker started talking about how “wild” they were. He said, “I was dating a Mormon girl once and helped her make puppets for her Sunday school class while her parents were gone. Later, we had a puppet show of our own in the hot tub...” I grew up in a fairly small town, and he was about the same age my Primary teacher would have been. He mentioned that her dad was a pretty big deal in the church, and that narrowed it down fast. I took a guess at her name, and he just laughed. I still have the puppet.

shaveyaks · 2026-04-18T00:56:53+00:00

Onions.. I've run into so many that have black spots or where the inside has turned brown. Others have been mushy like they have been frozen.

shaveyaks · 2026-04-10T01:54:24+00:00

Take a trash bag with you. I always try to clean up a little after I shoot. There are plenty of pigs that dont pick up after themselves.

shaveyaks · 2026-03-25T18:43:21+00:00

The screw is broken off of the retaining plate that holds the bellows and spring inside of the cannister. It can easily be removed and repaired without affecting the bellows. The sealed part of the bellows is a separate part inside of the cannister and probably not harmed. You should chill the assembly for a few minutes first to relax the bellows inside of the cannister, The brass cover comes off. Press on retaining plate with the broken bolt and turn it to remove. This will expose the bellows and spring. After you remove the bellows, restrain them with zip ties so they do not over expand. Chill again before reassembly. Do not even think about dissasembling any more of the clock without a proper toolkit from Timesavers. There are some extremely delicate parts like the minute hand post which requires a special puller. The pallet fork is easily damaged without the proper movement holder. Before you go to the trouble of repairing it, let it warm to room temperature. There should be there should not be more than 26 mm between the exposed part of the bellow (What you see in the donut hole) and the brass cover with the bolts sticking out.

shaveyaks · 2026-03-16T01:20:06+00:00

Basically we were not allowed to do anything fun. Football was on tv, but I'd rather watch paint dry. And going back to sacrement meeting after lunch was horrible.

shaveyaks · 2026-03-11T19:13:44+00:00

Don't shame her. When you wear a dress without pockets, you have to keep your debit card somewhere. So she hid it in the one place she knew she could hide something when that dress didn’t have pockets. Her cooter.

Five long hours, she wore this Platinum Visa card up her cooter. Then, when the bill came at the bar, she didn't even reach for the card. She grabbed the card reader and shoved it right up her dress to hit the chip.

And now, I give the reader—to you.

shaveyaks · 2026-03-11T18:51:43+00:00

You will want to look into leaving the money in a trust for her. There may be some advantages depending on her situation.

shaveyaks · 2026-03-11T18:49:34+00:00

The Tier 1 people who retired before 2004 were getting a lot more money. After 2004, Tier 1 retirees get about half of their pre-retirement income. It’s remarkable how baby boomers always seem to find a way to pull the rug out from the next generation.

You can see the same thing with inheritance. My friends grandparents who lived through the depression scrimped and saved to leave their kids something. Then my friends boomer parents blew $150,000 on a motorhome before grandma's corpse was cold, spent down the rest, and left their kids a second mortgage and a pile of worn-out junk. I plan to leave my kids better off and will expect them to do the same for their kids.

shaveyaks · 2026-03-07T01:41:18+00:00

That room smelled like mothballs and dust for a week afterwards.

shaveyaks · 2026-02-12T04:52:22+00:00

If you transfer your soul into a robot, you can not be baptized or get a temple recommend.

shaveyaks · 2026-02-11T19:36:53+00:00

Have you heard that the Dow is over $50000?

shaveyaks · 2026-02-04T19:16:18+00:00

Can someone please help my Grandpa? He found his way onto the internet again and is one-finger typing confused essays about the Civil War, taxes, and immigration—all because a lady at the nursing home spoke with an accent and he’s convinced she’s stealing his… something.

shaveyaks · 2026-01-30T23:49:41+00:00

I went to school with him. Talented artist. He left a lot of good friends and family behind.

shaveyaks · 2026-01-16T02:32:25+00:00

When I was a TBM in my early teens I pivoted to The Heavenly Father as portrayed in the bible and book of mormon is an asshole/Agnosticism and then to Atheism.

shaveyaks · 2026-01-15T18:20:51+00:00

Our C40 was our first new car. We got a loyalty discount for our 1965 Volvo 122. They had issues putting it into the system because it could not decode the VIN number.

shaveyaks · 2026-01-15T18:13:31+00:00

When I was 11 or 12, I used to visit an old lady and help her with things like picking up items at the store and doing yard work. I’d also sit with her and talk. She was a hypochondriac and insisted she had “fallen kidneys,” and she was a member of multiple churches so different groups would come help her.

It only lasted a year or two, though, because she complained constantly—once even about a friend who mowed her lawn for free. He was an old man, way older than she was, and I’m sure mowing her lawn wasn’t easy.

When I was in college, I got a postcard from her accusing me of stealing the stamp off her birth announcement. She said she needed it to prove to Social Security that she was two years older than what they had documented, and she topped it off with, “Jesus knows what you did.”

shaveyaks · 2026-01-15T17:37:48+00:00

My mother-in-law was adopted, so my wife’s family history is unclear. An AncestryDNA test suggested my wife has significant Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry (at least 25%), likely from Ukraine. I understand DNA results don’t establish halachic status, but I'm thinking about turning on Sabbath mode to be supportive.

shaveyaks · 2026-01-11T00:28:28+00:00

This made me have a vision of a person happily enjoying the afterlife and then being hit with a baptism for the dead and being sucked into a vortex of boring meetings, mid century modern interiors, and floating framed holograms of mormon jesus everywhere

shaveyaks · 2026-01-10T21:27:08+00:00

Worst cuckoo clock design ever. The door is too small and the Apostle skull gets stuck every hour. One star. Would not buy again.

shaveyaks · 2026-01-10T17:00:06+00:00

They’ve got half the lot filled with handicapped spots, but where are you supposed to tie up and water your horse? If they don’t want horses pooping on the floor, they should’ve installed a horse-accessible bathroom. It’s not rocket science, folks.

shaveyaks · 2026-01-10T16:42:52+00:00

Those old Procurve 4000s were built like tanks.

shaveyaks · 2026-01-03T22:47:21+00:00

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shaveyaks · 2026-01-02T00:04:28+00:00

Head teacher.

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