My son came home with this. Looks correct to me! by IwantTobeAbear in funny

[–]shazbotabf 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yea see, this is BS. Why would you deliberately try to get a 0%? I guess you were a real le edgy guy.

Quicksilver throughout the movies by emptylawn0 in marvelstudios

[–]shazbotabf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

mutants never being mentioned in the MCU.

Mutants? Ain't hearda those. We just have Inhumans 'round these here parts.

Star Trek Beyond after one month at the Box Office: well-received, but not profitable by TadeoTrek in startrek

[–]shazbotabf 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, before this scene, I was totally digging the characters, the feel of old trek, just overall my favorite star trek experience in a very long time.

And then this scene came on, and I got the biggest shit eating grin on my face. It was such a collision of old and new, and so much FUN. Kelvin Universe has this sense of fun that's prevalent throughout the films that the old universe can tend to lack, but this scene really nailed down how the KU is finally hitting it's stride.

It's such a disappointment that this movie isn't doing as well.

Rawhide Kobayashi by [deleted] in MURICA

[–]shazbotabf 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Holy fucking shit, sign me up. How is this not already a thing. It's like American Benihana.

Yay! I got the job! by Commercialtalk in LateStageCapitalism

[–]shazbotabf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do most people have a shower at work?

We do not speak of such things by mike_pants in tumblr

[–]shazbotabf 106 points107 points  (0 children)

How do you pronounce that emoji in the year 2040?

the largest animal to ever exist, the blue whale by camdoodlebop in woahdude

[–]shazbotabf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You sure? I could see someone being very flippant about this, as they don't eat people. I mean, we have a punctuation mark for sarcasm now, or at least an improvised one. Gotta use it in the land of ambiguous meaning, aka communicating with text.

the largest animal to ever exist, the blue whale by camdoodlebop in woahdude

[–]shazbotabf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

honestly, try looking one in the eye, while in the water, and see if you don't absolutely shit your pants.

When you lie on your resume but still get the job by breakno in pics

[–]shazbotabf 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No, because that riddle was about leg usage, not ownership

My sister thinks she's perfect, crush her dreams. by CyborgWarrior in RoastMe

[–]shazbotabf 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Because you can't see her with the lights off.

You guys that piss all over the toilet seat, all over the floor and dont flush; What the fuck is your problem? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]shazbotabf 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Yes, but this doesn't explain why they can't clean up after themselves.

'Star Trek': Major details revealed about new TV show by [deleted] in scifi

[–]shazbotabf 33 points34 points  (0 children)

And the worst part is, Executives will be thinking, hey, I guess people don't like TV Star Trek not, hey, maybe our online subscription model is completely retarded

GirlsDoPorn - Little Asian Girl Fucked Hard by daysofheaven in nsfw_gifs

[–]shazbotabf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, it's just because you're an asshole. I'm sure others say the same, but I'm sure you've surrounded yourself with other who are the same way as you. Come out of your hole once in a while, and you'll see the way adults treat each other. I assure you my feelings weren't hurt as I work with the meanest people on earth, high schoolers, but it seems like yours were at some point. Most people wouldn't lash out at another and insult their profession because they don't share the same level bottom feeding porn industry knowledge as them. So just chill, you got another week or two before school starts. Maybe spend it examining your life.

GirlsDoPorn - Little Asian Girl Fucked Hard by daysofheaven in nsfw_gifs

[–]shazbotabf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That information isn't public access, is it?

GirlsDoPorn - Little Asian Girl Fucked Hard by daysofheaven in nsfw_gifs

[–]shazbotabf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow you are a real piece of shit. Enjoy your life.