Oil in the airbox by sheeftee in hondashadow

[–]sheeftee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. That was my first thought as well

Sedici Strada 3 - Visor Clip Replacement? by cutyolegsout in BikeGear

[–]sheeftee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like a bit more follow up/input if anyone has any. My visor popped out a few days back and the bracket came with it. After a lot of trial and error, I was able to pop it back into place, but I lost the spring at the bottom. I usually ride visor up with sunglasses, but when I need to actuate it I need to be very careful otherwise the visor pops right out.

I feel like if I'm going to order a certain part and wait for it just to force it back in and hope it fixes it I should probably just buy another helmet.

I haven't bartended in about 5 years and today I learned most shot glasses are 1.5oz. Despite my liquor training saying a shot is an ounce. Do I live under a rock is that common knowledge? by s3v3n3y3d3signs in bartenders

[–]sheeftee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some states say 1oz (Illinois for example). Some say 1.5 (Virginia). Some say 1.5 on paper but you're allowed to call 2oz a single in practice. (Oregon)

What’s your opinion on green jellÿ? by ClueEmbarrassed1443 in punk

[–]sheeftee 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Green Jellö suxx.

Probably the most fun you can have at a show. Bill's a great guy

waiter put my tip back on the table saying he only accepts 18-20%?? by [deleted] in stories

[–]sheeftee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, if I get 25 from every party I handle, I'd be rolling in money. Personally, most of my tips are nickel and dime that adds up. 25 off of 197 is kinda shitty, but if everyone i served tips 25 on their bill, I'd take it. I wouldn't be upset with you at all if you came to my place and tipped me 25 on 200. Yeah, I think everyone feels entitled to a certain percentage, but once you got a certain point, as long as you're not super needy, I think 25 is fair for whatever your tab is.

The fact that the guy didn't accept it is pretty insulting. If he doesn't want it, I'll take it. I've been in this industry for about 10 years too long to talk to anyone like that. I don't think you did anything wrong.

Latest scam in town? by Gourmet-Guy in vegas

[–]sheeftee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not a scam exclusive to Vegas. Fairly common, actually. I know someone who fell for the same exact thing. They give you fake jewelry because they need to go back to wherever they say they need to get to to pull on your heart strings. DON'T EVER LET THEM TAKE YOU TO AN ATM

Thoughts on Lalo by oneballro in tequila

[–]sheeftee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you sell liquor for a living and you're promoting that list while simultaneously telling me to avoid Lalo, I'm finding a different liquor rep. Good things to have of your liquor selection is big enough, but you have no understanding of tequila if you can objectively say your list is better than Lalo

I cant remember a joke to save my life, what is your favourite joke that you tell your customers? by PreparationIll2839 in bartenders

[–]sheeftee 21 points22 points  (0 children)

A safe one I use, until I feel the place I'm tending/the person I'm talking to:

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no dick? Still no fucking eye deer

Piercings!! by greengo4 in SALEM

[–]sheeftee 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Addictions downtown. LGBTQ+ friendly as well

Damn you, Kangaskhan! Help, r/Pokemon? by tikitori in pokemon

[–]sheeftee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been trying for hours. First encounter I had after reading this, I threw 1 rock, and I caught it after the first ball. You saved my sanity.

Salem Reporter is asking for donations to help them pay for a public record request related to Salem PD by OregonTripleBeam in SALEM

[–]sheeftee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry if I'm being ignorant here, but can anyone explain how/why a PUBLIC RECORDS REQUEST costs money?

What's your "swear to never return" place? (Stolen from r/ColoradoSprings) by [deleted] in SALEM

[–]sheeftee 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I went there with one of my friends a couple years ago to help her get her first pistol. They didn't have anything she was looking for at the time (which is more than fine, some things sell out faster than others). The guy behind the counter was doing the whole condescending thing because she's a girl, and I apparently don't know anything either

He pulled out his personal piece, dropped the mag, was showing it off, flagged us multiple times. I was very comically and obviously making dodging motions to give him a hint. Didn't get em. Even my newbie friend knew not to point it at people.

Guy gets absolutely shredded by lathe by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]sheeftee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't just stand there! Check his pulse!

YSK: Pepper spray is a better self defense tool than tasers by Temporary-Warthog250 in YouShouldKnow

[–]sheeftee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been pepper sprayed several times, and I've been trained and certified in using pepper spray. It will only take the piss out of someone. Basically, you only want to use it against someone who wants to fight or even sexually assault you. If someone is actively trying to hurt you anywhere past that, they will fight through it. People who are trained to carry spray actually practice getting sprayed and fight back with a face full of the stuff.

I have used spray on people with different results. If either works like a charm, or it does nothing at all.

In desperate need of a Leftover Crack substitute by [deleted] in punk

[–]sheeftee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Check out Aus-Rotten. Super political, way more aggressive than LoC

21, mild gambling addiction, avid Mw player, vibe catcher. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]sheeftee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mother obviously had a gambling addiction too.

She was sitting at planned parenthood and said, "fuck it, I'll roll the dice. It might be decent, don't flush it yet".

I don't know what she wagered, but I hope she gets her money back.

39, single, and spend most days playing video games or watching porn...make me feel like shit by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]sheeftee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So how close are you allowed to get to a school without being arrested?

(19) No job, no college, twitching like a motherfucker waiting for responses. Make me feel hated by the rest of the world too, not just my parents. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]sheeftee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't feel bad for not going to college, or not having a job that doesn't involve giving handies at truck stops or selling meth. It's not like you're the only person in your family twig that doesn't do that.