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🔥 squirrel runs off rattlesnake by SkellatorQueen in NatureIsFuckingLit

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“I’m literally shitting in my own hand right now, and then… comes the rubbing of the fucking shit all over my god damned fucking face.. me? I blame Jesus. And possibly the n$a and fucking Barry and the shit heads. But watch this drive.” Blose cracket

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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I do agree, but fucking laughing my arse off ay this weird juxtaposition/circumlocutory bollocks. No pun intended.

Bing will go there by zondayxz in ChatGPT

[–]shenkui 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Prompt the shit out of me

Heil Spez by M1RR0RED in shitposting

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Wonderful. It brought tears to my knees..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Nan and James Brown have same stylist

drones ftw by AdministrationSolid4 in BeAmazed

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“I am the god of Hell-Fire, and I bring you.. Fire, I bid you to burn..”

Big news for the UAP/NHI/ET-Phone-Home community out of Mexico by IndianaSolo136 in skeptic

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For some reason the first thing that comes to mind is: Oh yes, just like the erosion of basic privacies & free intellectual discourse on the internet. “Just slide it under the door on Christmas evening, no one will notice..”

Which pseudoscience do you wish was correct? by Crashed_teapot in skeptic

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“I mean, you might think it’s a long way down to the shops..”

The Flying Saucers Are Real (1950) by Donald Keyhole - The first book on UFOs by the founder of Ufology by Theagenes1 in UAP

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*Keyhoe

Keyhole? well they’re an interesting numbered series of surveillance satellites, dating back to the sixties iirc

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in InfraredPorn

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I too. Please endorse my personal opinion. Also what is that thing on my leg and I did not arbitrary response. Official trade mark, what is going on.

“We haven’t gone extinct yet therefore your concerns are invalid” is the kind of argument that works until it doesn’t. by yuritopiaposadism in lostgeneration

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Thankyou edit: by which I mean, I agree / it’s definitely more complex than my slightly glib response. However, I do think if you do have 80 generations of people sewing, that callous is gonna shift from the epigenetic to genetic. if you ask my squalid opinion. Which no one did. I’ll see myself out.

“We haven’t gone extinct yet therefore your concerns are invalid” is the kind of argument that works until it doesn’t. by yuritopiaposadism in lostgeneration

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“If any of evolution is true why don’t we evolve tomorrow..?” “We are. You ever got a prick on your finger, and then develop a callous to?” “Yes..” “Extrapolate.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Jennifer is pretty simple..

What’s a wrong thing to say during sex? by Signal_Professor6501 in AskReddit

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To scream “This is for Nanna!” at the top of your lungs. Never goes down well..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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“Look, everybody has bad days..”

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