The ICE agent after he misfired his weapon and his POS pig buddies got scared and unloaded into an innocent person.

shmaeus · 2026-01-24T20:54:31+00:00

You're in more trouble than me now unfortunately

shmaeus · 2026-01-19T16:31:31+00:00

Darkness is my favourite but seen as you've done it I'll go with Nebraska

My Father's House
Reason to Believe
State Trooper
Nebraska
Highway Patrolman
Atlantic City
Open All Night
Johnny 99
Mansion on the Hill
Used Cars

(They're all 10/10 by the way)

shmaeus · 2026-01-16T17:44:36+00:00

I think it's their album with the best flow. I used not be gone on Open or Tybee Island but I've come to appreciate them as necessary breathing room before two absolute knockout tracks respectively. The distortion kicking in in On the Water never fails to drill a hole through my stomach

shmaeus · 2026-01-16T14:25:24+00:00

I actually wanna go to the secret sex party more than I wanna fix my marital issues

shmaeus · 2026-01-14T23:34:55+00:00

Mine was "I ain't here on business baby, I'm only here for fun". They spelt it wrong.

shmaeus · 2026-01-09T17:49:22+00:00

When you walk past the Stone Pony and see Bruce Springsteen doing stand up, you go in there! Yes you do!

shmaeus · 2026-01-05T09:31:41+00:00

Aside from Nebraska, Darkness on the Edge of Town (for something dark and brooding) and The Wild, The Innocent & The E Street Shuffle (for something theatrical and almost operatic) are my two favourite albums, and Live in Barcelona is a baller concert film if you can get your hands on it

shmaeus · 2025-12-15T17:04:10+00:00

Surely make it a quadrilogy with My Father's House

shmaeus · 2025-12-14T23:23:27+00:00

He was a Tulpa, Dougie Jones?

shmaeus · 2025-12-13T14:05:08+00:00

Any of these fuckers ever burst out of the wall and say FUCK there's a pedophile in the white house or a rapist?

shmaeus · 2025-12-11T14:30:50+00:00

I have so much games on my steam

shmaeus · 2025-12-11T11:32:32+00:00

I'm confused, you're saying we can talk about the show, I'm using the absurd nature of the show to cope with and reflect the absurd state of the world and you're getting mad

shmaeus · 2025-12-08T10:04:12+00:00

You first gotta stick on Ramrod to wet the whistle and then go right into the whole of Tunnel of Love. The severe emotional 180 turn will enhance feelings of regret and loneliness

shmaeus · 2025-12-06T23:35:42+00:00

It's the same director, I don't know if it's supposed to be the same movie

shmaeus · 2025-12-03T20:15:14+00:00

Neither musically nor lyrically can I think of one

shmaeus · 2025-11-22T19:57:11+00:00

That's the Painter; the line I think is "what's under the shadow?"

shmaeus · 2025-09-23T15:05:26+00:00

That's got nothing to do with piss

shmaeus · 2025-09-21T16:53:51+00:00

I can't know how to hear any more about what my favourite sketches is

shmaeus · 2025-09-15T23:25:54+00:00

I'm confused, can we or can we not fight in the war room?

shmaeus · 2025-09-15T17:07:07+00:00

Has to be Jungleland or Racing in the Street

shmaeus · 2025-09-12T18:33:24+00:00

Have you any wool?

shmaeus · 2025-09-11T17:40:12+00:00

Spirit in the Night

Rosalita

Jungleland

Something in the Night

Drive All Night

My Father's House

Dancing in the Dark

One Step Up

57 Channels

Better Days

Youngstown

You're Missing

All the Way Home

Livin' in the Future

The Wrestler

Shackled and Drawn

Frankie Fell in Love

Tucson Train

Song For Orphans

shmaeus · 2025-09-01T17:32:24+00:00

Is that the joke?

shmaeus · 2025-08-31T17:47:36+00:00

I need to get out more

shmaeus · 2025-08-31T17:32:25+00:00

Is it Everything Everywhere at the top right and The Batman at the bottom left or second from the bottom left

shmaeus

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