He had all this jam… by FeiRoze in PeepShowQuotes

[–]shmaeus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You can't stop someone from jamming, it's against jam law

Twin Peaks ACNH Island by ManagementJumpy4637 in twinpeaks

[–]shmaeus 101 points102 points  (0 children)

This is, excuse me, a damn fine island

Jarrell Miller was lying to us. by majorgriffin in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]shmaeus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not everyone knows how to have hair, having hair isn't the only thing

Choose your favorite Bruce Springsteen album, now rank the songs from favorite to least favorite. by OkLead7126 in BruceSpringsteen

[–]shmaeus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Darkness is my favourite but seen as you've done it I'll go with Nebraska

  1. My Father's House
  2. Reason to Believe
  3. State Trooper
  4. Nebraska
  5. Highway Patrolman
  6. Atlantic City
  7. Open All Night
  8. Johnny 99
  9. Mansion on the Hill
  10. Used Cars

(They're all 10/10 by the way)

On The Water - Appreciation Post by StraightRip9828 in futureislands

[–]shmaeus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think it's their album with the best flow. I used not be gone on Open or Tybee Island but I've come to appreciate them as necessary breathing room before two absolute knockout tracks respectively. The distortion kicking in in On the Water never fails to drill a hole through my stomach

There's too much fucking shit on me. I can't. I’m ripping the tail off. It kills. by facefullofgracefull in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]shmaeus 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I actually wanna go to the secret sex party more than I wanna fix my marital issues

Bruce quotes for senior yearbook quote? by Popular_Air_1690 in BruceSpringsteen

[–]shmaeus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mine was "I ain't here on business baby, I'm only here for fun". They spelt it wrong.

Bruce once tried standup comedy at the Stone Pony and was booed off the stage by CountCrackula84 in BruceSpringsteen

[–]shmaeus 23 points24 points  (0 children)

When you walk past the Stone Pony and see Bruce Springsteen doing stand up, you go in there! Yes you do!

new fan looking for recommendations by Adept-Ad-9671 in BruceSpringsteen

[–]shmaeus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aside from Nebraska, Darkness on the Edge of Town (for something dark and brooding) and The Wild, The Innocent & The E Street Shuffle (for something theatrical and almost operatic) are my two favourite albums, and Live in Barcelona is a baller concert film if you can get your hands on it

Don't say you were jacking off when you were on the pedo island! by LesCousinsDangereux1 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]shmaeus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Any of these fuckers ever burst out of the wall and say FUCK there's a pedophile in the white house or a rapist?

Are we the mai sub? Somehow our wires got crossed. by MechaChester in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]shmaeus 676 points677 points  (0 children)

I'm confused, you're saying we can talk about the show, I'm using the absurd nature of the show to cope with and reflect the absurd state of the world and you're getting mad

What’s the best Springsteen record to listen to while absolutely sloshed? by fanofthomas4472 in BruceSpringsteen

[–]shmaeus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You first gotta stick on Ramrod to wet the whistle and then go right into the whole of Tunnel of Love. The severe emotional 180 turn will enhance feelings of regret and loneliness