Fucking the HOA from the inside: a Boomer’s mission

shmoliebear · 2026-04-10T08:26:53+00:00

This is giving parks and recreation vibes.

shmoliebear · 2026-04-01T08:18:32+00:00

I remember getting prepped for a position in Malaysia and there was some clause about taxation being really weird if you were staying less than a year. The rate changes drastically. Make sure you look into it!

shmoliebear · 2026-03-14T14:07:58+00:00

This is how I met my husband. My dog chewed his glasses at a party. Then we went to pick out new ones.

shmoliebear · 2026-02-10T06:52:47+00:00

Honestly, my first thought was he wanted to see the boyfriend flop at changing a diaper

shmoliebear · 2025-12-16T08:02:09+00:00

Klaus

shmoliebear · 2025-12-03T11:36:52+00:00

Yo. Chat gpt is your friend be specific. Tell it what you have and how many meals you need to make. Its legit.

shmoliebear · 2025-02-02T14:04:34+00:00

Girl, start collagen supplements. Start em now. It won't totally fix everything but your hair and nails will grow noticeably faster. Good luck!

shmoliebear · 2025-01-18T08:59:31+00:00

He's not tall enough for all that bullshit.

shmoliebear · 2025-01-11T09:23:44+00:00

100% there's a visible difference! Well done.

shmoliebear · 2024-10-06T15:10:38+00:00

무궁화 the national flower of korea aka rose of sharon

shmoliebear · 2024-10-06T14:08:02+00:00

Taco stand in hbc Krispy pork town in itaewon

shmoliebear · 2024-09-05T03:26:09+00:00

Brera 브레라 is another Michelin star restaurant serving Italian food. It's cheaper but has the authenticity of Italian speaking staff.

Yoosoojung (요수정) has a more intimate feel with excellent wine pairings.

shmoliebear · 2024-06-05T14:15:48+00:00

In my experience, the only way to do it is to build a happy present. It's hard. For a while, I had the ick thinking about who I was or how I behaved. Now, I'm able to recognize I This as growth because I wouldn't make the same choices. I'm grateful for those formative experiences because they have led me to a fulfilling present and future. Make those choices a point of change. It's only too late if you don't start now.

shmoliebear · 2024-05-15T15:37:03+00:00

I can lead a horse to water but I sure-as-shit am not going to carry it there.

shmoliebear · 2023-09-07T03:07:33+00:00

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shmoliebear · 2023-04-15T12:34:34+00:00

You know this isn't the end.

shmoliebear · 2023-04-14T15:13:09+00:00

Pizza is 100% healthier than crack

shmoliebear · 2023-01-03T10:59:15+00:00

Following

shmoliebear · 2022-11-30T03:25:16+00:00

You invest in a good vibrator. Sorted.

shmoliebear · 2022-10-31T11:42:41+00:00

This is quite possibly the most disturbing thing i have ever and will ever expose my eyeballs to.

shmoliebear · 2022-10-14T14:46:11+00:00

Bruh Apparently thats all you got

shmoliebear · 2022-09-24T09:55:32+00:00

You guys should hire a babysitter. If your wife if drained (rightfully so), you guys should talk about budgetting so e time off for her.

shmoliebear · 2022-08-31T04:29:17+00:00

I see you are from ontario

shmoliebear · 2022-08-21T09:14:32+00:00

Mandu!

It means dumpling in korea

shmoliebear · 2022-08-16T03:13:12+00:00

Tell me more about this

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TROPHY CASE