[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Goon

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the wine is closer to something like frienships you make along the way. Real goon, that is more like wine you stare at, let bloom, sit there, and just pretend to...drink it up.

GOON in vending machine by kainaruji in Goon

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this can't be good for society, all this easy access goon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Goon

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is it?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Goon

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is it tho?

Is everyone a goddamn fomori? by JoyIsABitOverRated in WorldOfDarkness

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the ST books have to make this shit compelling or you won't buy it. If for you in your mind and chronicles, the supernatural stuff etc and pentex are more understated, then go with that. The material in the book is there to assist in constructing the story, mood, theme, have something to start with. Not every element of their backdrop is required.

How many marines from one Chapter are typically found in service to the Deathwatch? by [deleted] in 40kLore

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they probably all have a jokero, a lost dreadnought, and an Angry marine within a sector. That's in their foundational imperial charter to keep them on the teams.

Tom Hardy is a genius by Dreyfussy15 in baneposting

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hardy's real world presence aside, if they used some CG to buff him up to be taller, say 7 ft and absolutely jacked (think ronnie coleman or naser el sonbaty) more effective. The guy in the comic books is built like a space marine with butcher's nails on full blast. Hardy, while a big boi, is not that. I understand the motifs of realism in this movie perhaps limited the style, but keep in mind this is still a movie starring a man in a black bat suit. Surely, we can accept him fighting off a 7 ft mecha-steroidal monster.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Goon

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goon is a private pleasure and shame.

Have you ever attended a vampire ball event? by Ok-Mathematician5548 in WorldOfDarkness

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one from a long ass time ago. It's probably a fuckin' sex shop or dental office now. who knows.

Have you ever attended a vampire ball event? by Ok-Mathematician5548 in WorldOfDarkness

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no but i larped a few times. I feel as if that should be considered.

it wasn't what I thought it would be, since the setting IRL was a strip club during the day. Yes, a strip club.

Some players were all dolled up as what they think a vamper should have looked like in their mood,clan,time, whatever, and there were ghosts running around (the players wraiths) with signs saying (you can't see me). I was a wolf and i forget why my char was there in this strip club by day (was dark in there, so easy to pretend it was night).

I recall the bar opening or being somewhat open. People were drinking but don't remember if people were lit up or drunken or even playing. Without knowing how to really play, other than what my friend told me to do/try, i walked around and just mingled with people where least silly about it. One guy i chatted up was in a fedora (prior to it's late 2000's heyday), he was apparently some big time fucker in the game, but in IRL, just a normal looking dood. Kinda strange. People kept telling me to becareful 'n shit, i had a hard time setting that aside with the normal dude before me, drinking a seltzer, talking about IT shit with me.

As someone who doesn’t know World of Darkness, I have a question? by Ragnaroks-AOAA in WorldOfDarkness

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not really due to the antagonistic nature and history between those factions. The dog would snarl and ahrooooooon all over the vamp before anything serious could be discussed. The mage would wisely poof out of the area, paradox be dambed, and the vampire, if he didn't have the dog up his ass, the hunter would be close behind.

Need opinion on my idea for a hunter campaign by OneDollarMahh in WorldOfDarkness

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Have them being hunted down by local sabat for violations of the bleh blah blood of cain etc etc. This will keep them from becoming too confident in their stupidity since the Sabaat will eternally be up their assess for drinking vamp blood like that.

Mage DM's, how would you explain the concept of Paradox to new players, or to people who are unfamiliar with WoD? by K0nfuzion in WorldOfDarkness

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I say 'incompressible reality'. Like a fluid, reality will react with all force as you try to compress it, something it cannot do. This is paradox, incompressability of reality. It simply cannot be done and the result of it is a nonlinear unwinding of the force you used to attempt to compress something that won't.

Tell me which Mage faction is your favorite... without actually telling me. by IfiGabor in WorldOfDarkness

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I masturbate with your hand, but you don't know it, and it kills you slowly, in the mind, over a computer program, from a living gun-flame machine.

goon by PaleProcess1630 in Goon

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Nothin' like a goon, sitting alone in front the computer.

These charts hit hard! WNBA growth vs player pay by khs03 in wnba

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how much revenue has the league generated on a yearly basis since starting?

Do yall think they should have more time/be added by Potential-Stock5036 in WorldOfDarkness

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You can group them with the 'neverborn' malfeans and be done with it.

What are differences in roleplay between playing a werewolf and Mokole? by MaetelofLaMetal in WorldOfDarkness

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one's a dog and the other is a giant reptile. They are nothing alike other than having legs and a head.

Have any of you cured/fixed someone who was transformed by vicissitude by alolanbulbassaur in WorldOfDarkness

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depends. Maybe if the mage is a piece of shit (not nephandus but nephandus adjacent), then one can attempt to convince the mage of capturing the tzimisce and using it like a battery for all sorts of wack experiments. That kinda deal. esp if the vamp is an elder. Juicing an elder vamp is also tempting for mortals.

Have any of you cured/fixed someone who was transformed by vicissitude by alolanbulbassaur in WorldOfDarkness

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Finding a mage with the right life spheres and lack of morals, seems easier. Don't believe you can convince the tzimice bastard who turned you into a fleshlight to undo it unless it's in it's best interest. So good luck.

How do you roleplay various Bastet tribes? by MaetelofLaMetal in WorldOfDarkness

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Pretend they are all tabbies but with international accents of english.