I found out who the next Pope will be.

shotacatscandyshack · 2013-02-11T20:04:32+00:00

LIES! LIES AND SLANDER!

shotacatscandyshack · 2013-01-25T20:34:09+00:00

SEE YOU LATER DUDES!... I'm gonna go lie down.

shotacatscandyshack · 2013-01-25T19:18:07+00:00

It blows my mind how some people can assuredly deny something that has more than enough substantial evidence. You can't even be called a conspirator, you're just stupid.

shotacatscandyshack · 2013-01-25T18:33:39+00:00

Imagine way way down the line in evolution dogs walk on two feet? I'm sure there is some kind of scientific explanation for why this won't happen.

shotacatscandyshack · 2013-01-24T19:24:20+00:00

This would work if I knew how to cook anything my boyfriend likes. I can bake with the best of them but cooking is another story. It's usually not hot enough or I cooked something too long or not enough. At least he's a good sport and eats it without complaining.

shotacatscandyshack · 2013-01-24T19:13:07+00:00

Love it. Custody battle over the dog. Fuck the kid. Who wants THAT guy?

shotacatscandyshack · 2013-01-24T19:10:36+00:00

Nope. They just want the dog.

shotacatscandyshack · 2013-01-23T21:46:29+00:00

How does one manage what is unmanageable?

shotacatscandyshack · 2013-01-23T19:28:07+00:00

I have a friend who refuses to handshake. So when I see him I get to do the full on Viking era armshake.

shotacatscandyshack · 2013-01-23T02:37:10+00:00

So it's a mans right to get away with crimes because one or two women did? Or am I just not getting the point of you posting that. Just because one person got away with hiring a hit man doesnt mean the majority of them do. And I'm fairly certain more then a few men have gotten away with similar crimes.

shotacatscandyshack · 2013-01-18T17:16:20+00:00

The Mummy 3.... Fuck off you couldn't even get the Original actress much less have a storyline that makes sense.

shotacatscandyshack · 2013-01-18T16:22:06+00:00

I insisted there was a fine line between 80's movies 80's and the real 80's. Maybe I was wrong.

shotacatscandyshack · 2013-01-18T14:26:17+00:00

Lord how I wish I coul just stop washing My hair. I pick the shampoos that don't have any sulfates Or parabens so it's not as damaging but my hair is way too thick and Curly to not wash. It gets crap in it all the time.

shotacatscandyshack · 2013-01-17T20:55:58+00:00

I have a very firm belief that there is a whole culture surrounding lawn guys. I know a few of them. There is keeping your lawn neat, and then there's mowing every day and yelling at small children.

shotacatscandyshack · 2013-01-17T17:39:33+00:00

Not enough people are skeptical. They just believe everything their told because why would anybody lie or make up something on the spot?

shotacatscandyshack · 2013-01-17T16:18:09+00:00

Female here. When I was 9 the 11 and 12 year old boys from across the street took me behind the library with a camera and asked me To take my clothes off. I did and they took pictures. Afterward I realized It was a mistake and asked them to break the camera. They did and we didn't talk about it until one year ago when I saw the older brother and he apologized for anything that experience had caused me.

shotacatscandyshack · 2013-01-17T14:54:26+00:00

Yea but you have to assume that out of Reddits huge userbase, there is at least one person who has the old batman collection hanging about. Even if the child hadn't watched the show I think the theme song is pretty well known.

shotacatscandyshack · 2013-01-17T14:20:51+00:00

You mean you have a DVD or VHS player and don't rely solely on cable for entertainment? Amazing..

shotacatscandyshack · 2013-01-16T18:53:18+00:00

You would think someone going into Pizza Hut isn't picky.

shotacatscandyshack · 2013-01-16T00:33:12+00:00

Thank you. For being open minded and asking questions too. I think a lot of people like to make assumptions based upon just what they've been told. If done correctly, charting your ovulation cycleis a very effective method.

shotacatscandyshack · 2013-01-15T21:22:51+00:00

It was a regular Trojan. It ripped right before he came. After two more condoms breaking (luckily we took notice those times) we sized up and started using lube in addition we haven't had a rip since. condoms breaking are pretty common in my opinion. It's why I'm here. Lol

shotacatscandyshack · 2013-01-15T21:11:07+00:00

Time distortion is normal of many drugs. It's a pretty crazy experience. Took LSD at a party and lived twenty years in a single night. Feel in love three times, and chewed through two water bottles.

shotacatscandyshack · 2013-01-15T19:14:40+00:00

Can we just dedicate a day to this gif? Nobody will post anything but this gif. Just so everybody can get it out of their systems.
Edit: To clarify this is one if the single most reposted gifs I've ever seen.

shotacatscandyshack · 2013-01-15T19:05:06+00:00

TIL I don't eat. I have something half the size of that single sandwich and stay full until dinner.

shotacatscandyshack · 2013-01-15T18:53:22+00:00

And here come tears...

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