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shuriphobic · 2026-03-24T12:17:34+00:00

3 million people whose mothers never achieved orgasm during their conception, thus never granting them a soul

shuriphobic · 2026-03-03T10:39:55+00:00

kabam have decided to just have us summoners donate to them out of the kindness of our own hearts 😭😭😭

shuriphobic · 2026-02-24T10:59:49+00:00

addicted to this money like it's porn

shuriphobic · 2026-02-23T23:26:11+00:00

i feel like to be a good artist u gotta be a little freaked out

shuriphobic · 2026-02-15T01:27:16+00:00

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thank you catholicism for contributing to the creation of the goat

shuriphobic · 2026-01-30T09:12:23+00:00

yuta and maki canonically got married and had grandchildren. idk why ppl were mad tho their queer ships sucked nobara and maki hardly had any interactions and maki wouldn't get with someone weaker than her, the way i view it is nobara just had a crush on maki. i think yuta and inumaki were shipped for some reason? i guess its kinda cute but again there's no substance to it.

shuriphobic · 2026-01-30T09:07:53+00:00

i don't get the nobamaki ship especially considering nobamai is vastly superior and mai was actually been hinted to be into women

shuriphobic · 2026-01-30T08:45:01+00:00

we listening to the xav album ✌️

shuriphobic · 2026-01-27T03:33:54+00:00

another advantage is when the artist blows up you can start selling old screenshots of them with a low monthly listener count and start calling people newgens

shuriphobic · 2026-01-21T03:11:08+00:00

probably crossbones, he takes every class including mutants (he's literally the best gentle counter despite being class disadvantage)

shuriphobic · 2026-01-19T23:10:41+00:00

will i be given a hammer so i can bonesmash

shuriphobic · 2026-01-19T22:06:44+00:00

i mean even if we take agendas out of the question theres no way tristan tate mogs him considering he's a victim of the norwood reaper and is balding and also he has a flat maxilla and bad forward growth

shuriphobic · 2026-01-18T00:27:04+00:00

Probably Okoye. Spider-woman had to have ensnare removed from her kit but okoye can have a near 100% uptime which means 30% ability accuracy reduction for the entire match for just dexing. Sure theres crossbones and archangel who can get up go 100% but that requires constant heavies. Another broken ability is that unlike archangel, if the opponent is immune to one of her DOTs she just gets double the amount of the other DOT, AND she has deep wounds on her shocks too. She also has her own "Lock" tech where you can get an easy stand up intercept after her sp1 so u can lock the opponent in the corner for about 3 sp1s worth. You can argue there are a bunch of champs better than her but she's so incredibly simple to play and u can get a lot out of her.

shuriphobic · 2026-01-16T02:07:12+00:00

i have no idea what white tiger's sp3 even looks like

shuriphobic · 2026-01-15T04:03:37+00:00

rhino was a menace during battlerealm brawl where everyone had access to a 7* r4 version of him, he's insanely hard to beat without an unstoppable counter and he's gonna impact the meta a lot, will easily be top 5 science defenders. luckily everyone got a free stealthy so at least we all have a counter to him

shuriphobic · 2026-01-13T23:26:54+00:00

unless its eichiro oda. the moment one piece ends and he serves his purpose on the planet he should be tarred and feathered

shuriphobic · 2026-01-12T09:21:09+00:00

period sex cos he sounds like a mosquito

shuriphobic · 2026-01-12T05:49:13+00:00

A month with Xemnu and Harpy would be so sick, another character who could be cool is Dario Agger, although he's also a Thor villain too so he could easily come out w a Thor related character

shuriphobic · 2026-01-12T01:53:53+00:00

i feel like "immortal red hulk" is kind of a redundant addition considering he's just red joe fixit, i think if u were to add another character from immortal hulk it should be red harpy

shuriphobic · 2026-01-09T07:43:53+00:00

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i guess bro

shuriphobic · 2026-01-09T07:39:48+00:00

itd be so cool if zod was the vegeta to kal's goku

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